Reposted by Ambrose Sylvanphi @phosphorus-phi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026trapped in my skin #art 120165763401
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Important announcement from the FDA: youtu.be/YmY-VYUeAucyoutu.beAll The Food Is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim Deutschland 010
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/03/2026WSJ: Pentagon Sends Marine Expeditionary Unit to Middle East 32254126
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanJeshika Robotto @jessica.moe · 03/02/2026The coordinates of Epstein's island are about 18.300, -64.821. JK Rowling has owned the yacht Samsara (MMSI #319068100) since sometime in 2023. The table below shows when her yacht visited the area. Thank you for your attention to this matter, and remember: There's always another secret :) 191885697
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanJuniper ♡ @itsjunipurrr.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Eepy girl tragically forced out of her cozy bed to go to work >_< 141
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanJeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 16/12/2025*shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp* 510421
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Zohran Mamdani was born in Uganda. The White Nile River starts in Uganda. Mamdani was elected Mayor of New York on Nov. 4, 2025, the 103rd anniversary of the opening of King Tut's tomb, on the Nile. Dick Cheney died on the morning of Nov 4, 2025. > Dick Cheney is a victim of King Tut's Curse 020
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Trying to annoy a very specific subset of people with this, will be tracking engagements ✍️ 020
Reposted by Ambrose Sylvanskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/05/2025the secret to my posting: 8====✊===D~ 8=✊======D~ 8======✊=D~ 8====✊===D~ 1112515
Reposted by Ambrose Sylvan(numunu, quahadis band) - Sky Kwihnai Pihi (name) @anarcho.bsky.social · 28/05/2025apnews.com/article/clim... Get ready for several years of killer heat, top weather forecasters warnapnews.comGet ready for several years of killer heat, top weather forecasters warnTop weather agencies warn that the world should get ready for several years of even more record-breaking heat that pushes the globe to more deadly, fiery and uncomfortable extremes. 021
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Elon's not even a real Afrikaner, he's just a weeaboer 020
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Too many electric cars in this town. They make spooky ghost noises 120
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Elon must grow the weakest bullshit weed, he won't feminize his seeds 041
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Teaching ur children not to pick on scabs is unionbuster propaganda 020
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I agree, Trotskyist critique of the USSR is unnecessary and counterproductive 010
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Men are from Brandenburg, women are from Berlin 041
Reposted by Ambrose Sylvanskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025r/offmychest: i spent 15 years in the forums reading leftist theory and furry smut just for one of elon's DOGE incels to lay off my entire cia unit using a form email 479695
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Every time I'm walking down the street and see a cybertruck approach I get off the sidewalk and scamper behind the nearest solid concrete object 010
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Astrology is at least as accurate as chatgpt 010
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanMistressPrime @mistressprime.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Hey! Who wants to hag out? 🤣🧙🏽♀️ #witchsky #witchcraft #witch #hag #cassandracalin 24915
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanWitchyfairy @witchyfairy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Me on the full moon tomorrow 🌕 #witchsky 119424
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Social media is inherently open and public - especially Bluesky, since the "firehose" allows anybody to copy the entire network. Social media mostly replaced closed communities like forums, BBS, where only the admins had power. But, anybody can set up a private message board, even now. Do it 030
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024What the fuck @moderation.bsky.app settings automatically hide posts tagged "rude" but not "intolerant"? 010
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanChris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024SIMPLY HAVING A 10944848010813
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024When you lose your job and steal one last meal from the office fridge 020
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Exclusive leak: HTS reveals new flag of Syria 121
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024media.tenor.coma black and white cartoon of mickey mouse is standing in front of a doorAlt: a black and white cartoon of mickey mouse is standing in front of a door 000
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanLion Cassens @lion-c.bsky.social · 07/12/2024/2 Further indicators of this AI generated troll network All have profile pictures and banners which align with the first word from their profile description (wave lover, hiking guy, etc.) The pictures are likely AI generated based on the profile text, to increase authenticity! #LLM #AI #bots 762655
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I wish an AI bot would have a casual conversation with me 010
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/12/2024On top of everything else Jesse Singal uses a BoJack character as a pfp which also disgusts me 454250373
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024It would be really funny if the guy they caught isn't the actual CEO killer and the NYPD has, for the first time in history, prevented a copycat criminal. Eric Adams is gonna demand $10b for a future crimes unit like that movie with the fortune telling drug addicts 020
Reposted by Ambrose SylvanBill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 09/12/2024We must stop alt-center radicalization that leads to incidents like this. Law enforcement must: - ban LessWrong - monitor LinkedIn use - demand the Atlantic release its subscribers list - deradicalize people by providing definitive proof murder lowers birth rates 172012302
Reposted by Ambrose Sylvansharkparty 💗 @sharkparty.bsky.social · 24/11/2024neco arc has died 241052192
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024True the dunks should start in anticipation as if to summon justice, and then continue until the body [of injustice] is cold 010
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Username for sale: @kronstadtler_and_waldorf DM for prices 000
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'm not gonna post face but the insurance assassin is hot af 210
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024What the fuck blogs.timesofisrael.com/lebensraum-n... 000
![Liberal: If CEO killer existed today he would be woke!
Republican: no he would not be woke!
[Steam shoots out of both of their ears]
CEO killer if he exist today:
I am quite fond of Breloom
Pokemon Breloom: thanks](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wj4tkqvfx7gptp33xdpxfzty/bafkreidit4d262yiynfqrunch7p2of2bsb6ecxrfei76kq6uvuyt4e4eqm)
