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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

If someone gave me $500 for a date night with my wife I would… Make ramen and pay the electricity bill.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I only cook fusilli so I can tell people I’m feeling “fu-silly”.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

How rainy has it been this month? They closed the football (soccer) pitches for 4 days proactively due to water buildup. 4 days. Football pitches. Can you even play dry?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Fellow unemployed people…I’m still newish to this…but… How many times a day is it ok to cry?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Some days I’m convinced I can do a standing front flip… Then I remember that I’ve never been able to do that and I’m 40 and I hurt my back sneezing the other day.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

New theory: Pope is a Trill symbiant that has been hosted in humans for several centuries. Got bored and created a religion to fuck with us. #startrek #pope #ds9 #trill

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Just a reminder, birds aren’t real.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Russian Assets = Canadian Liabilities.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I’m only medium depressed. Baseline depressed. No big deal.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Sooo…I guess I feel vindicated now for not investing all these years? Glad I enjoyed all that avocado toast and espresso drinks.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Wait…I thought Russell Brand was already a sex offender…

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

@bsky.app will rue the day they gave me extra characters.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

This is the 7th consecutive week that I’ve been sick. I know that I’ve exceeded the average male life expectancy from 1800…but middle age sucks.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

6 year old: “who’s that guy again? Donny Llama?” Me: “the Dalai Lama?” 6 year old: “yea that it”

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Just found out about the Impractical Jokers… Who are they? Why didn’t people get the ick from them the moment they saw them?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I am chaotic neutral, leaning chaotic good, but mostly chaotic.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Just hit my 200 day streak of Reddit activity. I’m 40. Ugh, this is not the life I dreamed of.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I trust gas station sushi way more than I trust Pierre Poilievre, but I’m still not buying it.

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 13/03/2025

Welp, sold out in 30min

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

What do you call it when you find social situations so overwhelming that you’d rather awkwardly walk around the block pretending to be on the phone than going in and talking to people?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Things I hate: Meeting new people. Social situations. Meeting new people in social situations.

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Westcountrybird @racheljs.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Evening Blueskyers. Spelling is important. 😂😂😂

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I have two morning states: 1) Grumpy Prick 2) Toxic Positivity Not sure which my family hates more.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

It’s not lost on me that my coffee pot clock always runs about 10 minutes fast.

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Godless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Immediately what came to mind…

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

straight up funny, actually

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I need an AI powered tool to sort out everything I don’t want to deal with. Personal Finance Reminders To dos Organizing documents Maybe laundry? #neurodivergent #adhd

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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 04/03/2025

Just updated my website. I've decided with the ramped up rhetoric about annexation and invasion of Canada today, I am done. Nothing ships to the US after the couple I already have gone.

My website notice: Attention US Citizens. As of March 4th, 2025 I am no longer shipping to the US. Your leadership is threatening annexation and war with Canada. Fix your shit.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Tell me you are a Russian asset without telling me you are a Russian asset… #slavaukraini

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

The most heartbreaking thing today is walking around my neighbourhood and seeing the reminder to vote cards from the Conservative Party on the doors of their supporters. These are my neighbours, they’re kind people, they are compassionate, they make the world a better place. 1/2

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Not only did this snap election only have a 1 month campaign, but I see no signs of polling station signage when driving by them. Voter suppression 101

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

9:30pm is the new Midnight. Go to bed.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Ontario, let’s show up this time. 4 more years of this shit is unacceptable.

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Month the day be with you @lapsedcanadian.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Everything Trump is doing Poilievre has already promised

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 22/02/2025

Pierre is right, the dog and the kid on this CBC show are fake

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

You know why they want to cut Government funds? It’s been some of the last money their cash vacuums haven’t had total access to.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The richest person in the world is not working in your best interest. That’s not how one becomes the richest person in the world.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

If you haven’t punched a Nazi today, what are you doing?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Why does it take me 9 hours to sleep 6 hours. I guess I wasn’t fast asleep.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged…”

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

To those who think an Academic elite has been lying to you for decades…you’ve clearly never gone to a University Department meeting. Those people can’t agree on the colour of the carpet, let alone on controlling you.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Hmm sounds familiar, eh? Canadian voters, a vote for PP is a vote in the direction of Trump and Putin. Seriously.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

With the CDC and NIH being decimated, next new US weight loss trend: Cholera. You’ll feel the pounds pouring out of you.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Make America Delicately Cough Blood Into A Handkerchief And Die Again™️

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Want to know how it feels for Canadians to be called American overseas? I was in a pub in Northern Wales and someone referred to it as a great part of England. Silence.

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