Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I will never get over how Americans have 37 flavours of Doritos, and only two political parties to choose from. 1231803208 0
Michele Simon, JD, MPH @michelersimon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I wonder what percentage of Doritos fans bother to vote? 🤔 000 0
mtennesseejane.bsky.social @mtennesseejane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s a fucked up time to be an American. 000 0
NullHedge BongFella @nullhedge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Because our chips have proportional representation. 010 0
Doing it my way @allidoisgame.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There are more than two they just refuse to acknowledge the others. Apparently if you dont beg people for money you arent a political party 000 0
Depressed Socialist Bird Enjoyer @socialistea.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's literally the same system for both 000 0
ArcaneTomes.Org @arcanetomes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026That's nothing! France has 1600 different types of cheese. And 15 major political parties... And over 100 active registered political parties. The real difference is that the USA is a shithole, but France is not. 😉 010 0
redG @redg187.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's the same thing packaged in different ways but regular vs cool ranch was not enough choices for snax. 000 0
Horn Slack @horn-slack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comAlec Baldwin: It's ComplicatedALT: Alec Baldwin: It's Complicated 000 0
Duke of Bilgewater @duke-of-bilgewater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If we follow the money it all makes sense 040 0
Jim Ziegler @jlz-geneology.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Obviously, it's not just sexism that is STUPID! 000 0
sorceress2.bsky.social @sorceress2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm thinking I'd rather have a Dorito running the country right now, than what we have. 010 0
Rosecrucian Roeth @rosecrucian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026BECAUSE................all their taste is in their mouths. 😏😜 000 0
PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 it’s gonna take Amanda fix shit. @mandertang.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Freedumb 010 0
Cornell treats rapists better than anti-genocide protesters @asthepalacesburn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Some nations are one party states. The US is a two party state. The two parties are integrated into our government and the US is not really a democracy. www.bbc.com/news/blogs-e...bbc.comStudy: US is an oligarchy, not a democracyWhat in the World: A new report finds that an elite few dominate US policy, the human error behind South Korea's ferry tragedy, and Algeria's uneasy status quo election. 000 0
Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Donkeys, elephants, and now introducing salsa sharks. 000 0
SebbieX @sebbiex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ever hear of the Green Party? The Party for Socialism and Liberation? Really, you embarrass yourself. There are a lot of other parties available. 000 0
Mark Segal 🟦 🚫NO maga NO haters @therightjournalproject.com · 06/08/2026Bernie told Carvelle to start his own political party. I think he should have instead of f'ng up the Democratic party. If he believes so much in The DSA, why didn't they turn that into a political party? 000 0
The Wicked Witch of the West (Coast) @aimeejoy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Just as the Corporate Overlords want it 000 0
barlap.bsky.social @barlap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026To be fair... there are only really 2 flavors of dorito's, red and blue... Kind of like our politics, there are many parties, but who gives a fuck? 010 0
JustTellTheTruthFFS @justtellthetruthfs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There are 37? F me! I thought there were only three. Similar to the number of spines in the WHOLE OF FUCKING US CONGRESS!!!!! 000 0
Blah Gerrera @blah-gerrera.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's math. With single-member districts and "first past the post" voting, a two-party system becomes almost inevitable. We need to switch to multi-member districts and use ranked-choice or preference voting. #FAirvote #RCVyoutube.comDuverger's Law and the Two-Party System ExplainedYouTube video by The Center for Election Science 000 0
Bushido Blaq @warrocketajaxjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"I got 37 Flavors but a bitch ain't one"static.klipy.comSteady State Finance: 99 Problems, No ExploitsAlt: Steady State Finance: 99 Problems, No Exploits 000 0
that charity @thatcharity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Meanwhile in Portugal we have more political parties than potato chips flavors 🤣 000 0
Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social · 07/08/2026…and one of those political parties leaves nasty, oily orange stains on your fingers if you touch it. 000 0
Wichita (🇺🇸) @wichita.bsky.social · 06/08/2026we have more than 2, but only those 2 ever have a shot at the national level 000 0
Julie 🏳️⚧️ 🏴☠️ 🏳️🌈 Montoya @juliemontoya20.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's all about creating an illusion of choice where none exists. Fifty brands of cigarettes that all give you cancer, a hundred soft drinks that all rot your teeth, ninety TV stations that are all full of adverts. 010 0
AbeTheMonk @abelyfe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026it's ridiculous ...our system of govt is bonkers ...if you look at many other democratic countries you start to understand that our's is such a bad version. 000 0
TheLonelyQuaid @doinkinabox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Id vote any one of those 37 flavors into office before ill ever vote for a republican. 000 0
William Fry 🏳️🌈🔵🐸 @wkfry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I, for one, will be joining the "Cool Ranch" party as soon as it becomes available! 😂 010 0
Tony Cowen @timbertoad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Would it come as a surprise if I told you I can hardly stomach any of the 39 things you mentioned? 000 0
Eileen @eileenmont.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don’t believe dorito flavors set the bar. In any case we US Americans do have more than one party, not enough people like them. Probably because they have 💩 candidates. 000 0
Martin Robertson @martinrobertson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026although Doritos all taste like burnt cardboard covered n pepper to me lol 000 0
Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026We only have 37 flavors of Doritos? 000 0
Miss Librarian @misslibrarianagain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s supposed to make it seem like we have choices in life when, in fact, it’s only a charade. Kind of like the wizard of oz, you know. 000 0
🎃 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🍫 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I think there's one clip out there that can explain both at the same time. 020 0
IvoxPierre @ivoxpierre.bsky.social · 06/08/2026And one of them is far-left communist run by sharia, fascist marxists or something, something something... I dunno. 000 0
A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall @rollingnscratching.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I mean... technically as doritos have different flavors so do dems. We have darn near right leaning members (fetterman, guh), centrists (shumer), progressive (obama), and more left leaning (aoc). Now a far leftists may be so far out they can't see the differences. But they are there. 000 0
habsfan1954.bsky.social @habsfan1954.bsky.social · 06/08/2026And the bags of Doritos are smarter than one of those parties 000 0
Ian @elevensian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026To an idiot, that's all freedom is. 37 flavors of bullshit from the same 3 companies that own everything else, including them. 130 0
Goodpapajama @goodpapajamma.bsky.social · 06/08/2026But no matter which Dorito you choose, its still basically a Dorito and that is true of both corporate supported parties as well. 1180 0
joiksinger.bsky.social @joiksinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I say we vote for a Dorito…we’ve already tried the taco 000 0
emeryael.bsky.social @emeryael.bsky.social · 06/08/2026In the 2024 election, the Democratic Party sued to keep 3rd Party candidates off the ballots, even if they met the qualifications required to be on them. 020 0
lyffe-opayne.bsky.social @lyffe-opayne.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There are more than 2, but only 2 can actually win. 101 0
Ludmilla @ludmillaart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Interestingly all of these are bad for your health. Doritos and the parties. 010 0
BhodiDanMa @dleagued21.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Actually, 1 party with 2 right wings…one farther right than the other. 000 0
This is a last resort to workplace boredom @idekifiwantthis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We aint got no fuckin brain dude! 000 0
lostmymind.bsky.social @lostmymind.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Theres only two dorritos flavors. Red And blue. 000 0
Pseudo-Chaotic @pseudochaos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We have one party with two sides, which are equivalent to "good cop / bad cop". They come at you very differently, but their goals are roughly the same. If we had popular vote runoff elections, you'd see other parties rise, and that's why we never will. 080 0
nojustdan.bsky.social @nojustdan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Cool Ranch Socialist Party ? 000 0
firstprinciples.bsky.social @firstprinciples.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's 'free-market capitalism' in which you have lots of choice in the things that don't matter and little or none in those which do 1350 0
Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Well, Doritos are actually good for something. 050 0
R L B @rlb-21.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The 37 flavors are all from one of the three major players in the industry - PepsiCo, Mondelēz International, and Nestle. It's the illusion of competition by the oligopolies that run pretty much all the major industries in the US. 010 0
Char the Drinkin' Dragon @charthedragon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We need Ranked Choice Voting - unfortunately both sides know they are fucked when we get it.... 010 0
George H.W. The Animal Steele @tadtevinsworth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There's actually less difference between the 37 Doritos than there is between the Republicrats. 000 0
AquariusinAZ @aquariusinaz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We need to eliminate the electoral college first for that to be a viable option. 240 0
Real_I_am_Groot @realimgroot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We don’t have “two parties” to choose from. We have a self-enabling mafia crime family - and we have a Democratic Party. Until the mafia is completely removed from our government - we have ONE party. 000 0
krbit.bsky.social @krbit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Until recently, they were prerry much the same as it came to policy issues. Reagan sabotaged that. We still haben't recovered from that. What with all the gerrymandering and staking the SCOTUS, it's been an uphill fight. Also, when Obama was elected, the bigots and came out in force. 50% are idiots. 110 0
GabrielleLA @gabriellela.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A lot of money goes into keeping us distracted 020 0
Ken from Chicago @kenfromchicago.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The incumbents alter the system to reinstate themselves & an enemy to run against. The 2 parties assimilate popular 3rd party ideas into themselves. Voting results are shaped to make the 2 parties look more popular than they are. Voters are taught winning's the goal over making a statement. 100 0
Queerhawk 🏳️🌈 | 🇺🇦 | 🇬🇱 @alwaysadorecats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There are more parties, they just suck. 140 0
how-are-u.bsky.social @how-are-u.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There's like 3 or 4 flavors of doritos. 010 0
Tyler 🏳️🌈 @tcoop6231.bsky.social · 06/08/2026First Past The Post voting systems always turn into two party systems 000 0
captainlogbottom.bsky.social @captainlogbottom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Seriously tho, we only eat the red and blue ones. All of the others combined probably account for like 13% of Doritos voters. I mean products. 020 0
Ella @itjustcametome.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I suspect because for the majority that wouldn’t mean they would have to think. And they don’t want to. There are a small percentage who are willing to do the extra work to pick a party, but they are a very small percentage and usually not the ones with the big bucks to start something.  000 0
jjwiorek.bsky.social @jjwiorek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When our politics are dominated by two monopolies (Democrats and Republicans) it isn't any wonder that are whole economy is dominated by monopolies. 000 0
jamesstaal.bsky.social @jamesstaal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What aboutisms: 1. The Libertarian Party, on the ballot in 35 states. 2. The Green Party, on the ballot in 20 states. 3. The Constitution Party, on the ballot in 12 states. 4. The Working Families Party, on the ballot in 3 states. There are 55 political parties ballotpedia.org/List_of_poli...ballotpedia.orgList of political parties in the United StatesBallotpedia: The Encyclopedia of American Politics 000 0
davidcaiuskusin @davidcaius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026more than two political parties would bring far more disruption, division and grid-lock than we already have. you really need to find something to focus on that makes sense, simplifies our over-arching problems and lives in the world of reality. 000 0
Jippy McJipperson @jippy-mcjipperson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026That’s big nacho chip energy for you 000 0
weasel513.bsky.social @weasel513.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Because much like Doritos the parties are owned by the same companies 0100 0
yitzi2.bsky.social @yitzi2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026That's because you can make a flavor of Doritos for a minority of people, and still be able to cover your cost of production. We only have one president, so any party needs at least nearly half the population in order to have a chance at the presidency. 100 0
sniffles [Lesbian] @sniffles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026it’s because only two burgers butger and cheese burger 000 0
TheWolf @bigcrazewolf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Just like we have more soft serve ice cream choices, it's all a shame against us. 000 0
Keith R Richard @keithrrichard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026You may need to do a little research to find out why these are not even remotely comparable. 🤡🤡🤡 120 0
Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m pretty sure we have those 37 flavors to distract us from only having two parties 010 0
Jackie Blue @jackieblue0123.bsky.social · 06/08/2026And one of the flavors Doritos got rid of is taco. I wish the U.S. could get rid of taco too. 000 0
ʕ∩ꜞ∩ʔ @gning.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's the Electoral College which forces everything into two party lanes. 000 0
johnp358.bsky.social @johnp358.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Political parties suck taste wise Bland and blander But I agree we need to spice our political choices up with more variety 000 0
Creepy Phantom with Cutlery🔪 @crabby-phatty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It is a tyranny of the wealthy. No one in their right mind wants Dr. Pepper flavored Tic Tacs or cares about Elle flavored Ice sodas, but since CEO multi-millionaires and billionaires have no real problems and consider themselves geniuses, this is the stupid culture the rich have given us. 020 0
Che' J. Holloway @chejholloway.bsky.social · 06/08/2026straty.com/divide-conqu...straty.comStrategy: Divide & Conquer | StratyThe strategy of "divide and conquer" is as old as war itself, but how does it work and how can it be defeated? 000 0
Major dude @cooldude1977.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think it has something to do with Articles I and II of the Constitution. And farm subsidies. 000 0
TheMoonKnight @themoonknight.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If the DSA was actually a real party on equal funding as the Democratic Party, the DNC would be a small party. 110 0
skruntnuggle.bsky.social @skruntnuggle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026We have to choose between the party that's completely subservient to capital interest or the party that's completely subservient to capital interest and also wants to start a biblical appocalypse. 010 0
True Blue Majority @truebluemajority.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There are several smaller parties. They mostly keep running for President to get visibility, rather than building a party from the bottom up with candidates for state level & municipal races. 230 0
Joanna @keelyrait.bsky.social · 07/08/2026but if you factor in the intelligence level of about a third of the country...actually more...it might make more sense to you. Americans could not handle more than two. That is just information overload. 000 0
Chris Barks @chllsp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There is one party and that is in desperate need of reform and a loooong look into the mirror. And than there is a cult. It's a suicide cult and nobody knows, if anybody is going to stop it. There is no one right now, capable. It's a faster and faster downward spiral. 000 0
dontbefuelish.bsky.social @dontbefuelish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Been a Green Party activist since I figured out that both parties do too many things the same. We need more respect for diversity! 000 0
Dave B @mrplowthatsmyname.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The idea that voters only have two choices is complete horseshit. Congressional primary voter turnout is EIGHTEEN PERCENT. Y’all who complain the loudest are skipping the elections when you get to make the most important choice: who will be the party’s nominee? Shut up and vote. 000 0
MoonGlo @gloriosalily.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sums up where the leaders put most of their efforts and energy, providing their people with certain opportunities and choices to deliver their most favored outcomes— or should I say flavored? 011 0
jwgeiger.bsky.social @jwgeiger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Perhaps you should spend a little time studying the history of the Israeli Knesset and the Italian Parliament. The number of governments they've had to cobble together over the years should give you a better appreciation of how parliamentary systems often work. 120 0
Aura 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇹🇼🏴 @aura-olympian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's because the American education system is designed to keep most people as stupid conformists because both the Democratic Party and the former Republican Party heavily benefit from the 2P system. Republicans benefit because Democrats are too moderate. Democrats get away with being regressive and 120 0
JamieK @fodder-figure.bsky.social · 07/08/2026and apparently 2 parties is more than many americans can handle .. 000 0
misformyley.bsky.social @misformyley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026All our efforts unfortunately went into unfettered capitalism. So I would say that is a pretty accurate representation of our priorities unfortunately. At least until lately. 000 0
