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The RedRoach

@redroach67.bsky.social
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Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.

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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
I actually wore my rally ring yesterday. It did not work. Unless it goes poorly, the Julio Lugo Signed bat will not be brought forth till game 3
Replica Astros World Series Ring
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
I need someone to contact the Astros for me. I can be in town by game time and will hit or walk just as many if not more White Sox batters than the existing staff. I will set the MLB record for intentionally hit batsman in a single inning
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
It's Wednesday. I plan on conquering Wednesday
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 14h
Time for this classic again.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 6h
If Evil was a middle manager it would report to Stephen Miller for performance reviews.
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MJ @bstnboy.bsky.social · 20h
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 4h
The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.
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iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social @iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social · 11h
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 18h
Senator Schmitt accuses Coach Beard of being at the Atlanta Hawks game on February 3, 2024 when he was actually at an AFC Richmond versus West Ham United game.
Coach Beard, Ted Lasso
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 6h
Trump rallies: now with complimentary down-ballot damage.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I am going to have to eat some gummies and listen to baseball at work. The Cornell thing has me so wound up that I want to burn shit and hurt people. Deep fucking breaths
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith has industrial sized brass balls and not one fuck left to give. He is my kind of guy
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was born in the 60s. Came of age in the 80s. Was in a fraternity. Never once did sexually assaulting a drunk woman ever cross my mind. I took plenty of friends and girl friends home after too much to drink. Took them to their homes to sleep it off Men do not have to be beasts
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rapist Matthew Ingalls has been terminated by Data Annotation Tech Rapist Diego Sarabia has been terminated by Wells Fargo.. Keep the pressure on. FOOT ON THE GAS. NO BRAKES.. Post Anything Here: InteractInk.com
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Chehalis tribe of Washington State just south of Olympia have retaken possession of land along the I-5 corridor. This is how they repurposed the billboard facing the freeway.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you do not understand "consent," then I had a pair of pliers that I can use on your fingers, toes, and testicles until you do understand it I promise you that you will understand after our session
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith is an American Hero his unwavering commitment to facts, the unbiased rule of law, and the Constitution a light cutting through the fog, in an epic, dangerous storm
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maga's new ad accuses Talarico of being wierd. if you mean not a corrupt sucker of Sweet Potato Hitler's dick, then yes, he is weird
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm pretty calm as an individual, but I have come to the conclusion that Cornell University should be burned to the ground All of its conferred degrees revoked, and all administration officials and fraternity members fed to madam Guillotine.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sit down, “Brilyn.” You didn’t loathe Obama, Fetus.🙄
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I honestly don't care if Talarico has a basement full of clowns in cages that he feeds rats too once a month and water boards on the weekends. He is NOT KEN PAXTON. That is all that matters right now If we elect him and he turns into Dart Vader, we vote him out too.
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: The Tompkins County DA is re-opening the criminal investigation into the Cornell 7. abcnews.com/US/district-...
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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Her Hate Cost Her Big Time! Obviously a bully-minded & hateful person like her idol Trump, she LOVED the feeling that came when she triggered Canadians .. by visiting Canada in Lake America shirts! What happened when the Internet exploded against her? She lost her job as the CEO of a credit union.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoever made this has to be my spirit brother/sister.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This 👇 👇 👇
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Richard Drew @itsricharddrew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How often do you look at your dog and just think – you really are the most wonderful thing in the whole wide world? Because for me, it is multiple times a day.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luckily, I work from home and have no boss. But if I did, I'd totally try this.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talarico will be a great Senator for Texas and Texans
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abcdef 🕶️ @onecaliberal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Kaepernick ordeal demonstrated that it is the whole NFL or 99% of it. "If a Nazi is sitting at the table, and ten others are sitting there chatting with him, you have eleven Nazis at the table"
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Data centers promise jobs but hire few people That's why I propose a law that every data center must hire 1,000 Priests of Data to worship the computers, pray to the servers, light candles, etc. The priests will boost the local economy and fill the air with the sweet sound of their Gregorian chants
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claude, are my Bisquick Scones delicious?
Screenshot of Google AI confirming at all A.I. agents lie to please the user.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have fun with Pervy, the new tech pet from META!
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Lonewolf @lonewolf1970.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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MadEvil Lemon @madevillemon.net · 26/09/2026
why make burger taller when you can make burger wider?
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I live in a small central Texas town. It warms my heart to see the 65+ year olds with signs protesting trump who are down town every Saturday morning
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a TV ad last night. Former Republican State Legislator from Texas. Never mentioned Talarico, but said Paxton was a criminal and he had voted to impeach him. Said he would never vote for Paxton This was one of the Republicans that Abbot primaried because he didn't support vouchers.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dr oz needs his ass beat. I mean behind the woodshed with a 2 x 4 kind of discipline
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I am old . Just spent 4 hours rebuilding, cleaning out, rerunning irrigation, and planting a 5 x 12 foot bed today at a local bakery. Now I plan on showering and sleeping for 3 hours.
5 x 12 ft herb garden
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In First Class you not only get free drinks, you can watch a giant squirrel railing a unicorn over a catering cart. I'm told.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought her cat could understand her. When I got home, I told my dog and we had a good laugh!!!
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One thing I have learned from my hatchlings is that you must have a separate Gmail for spam, signing up for apps/sites and stupid stuff like that. The second thing they taught is to get a Google voice number for your shit mail account. Easier to deal with car dealerships that way
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