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May contain traces of sarcasm. And peanuts. Mostly sarcasm though.

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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 10h
"The excesses of Woke Cancel Culture (i.e. people being allowed to decide that they no longer want to hear my opinions) must never be allowed again. So anyway, here's why Hitler was actually a really cool guy..." - free speech warriors
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14h
"Are you suggesting laws and regulations that protect life, health and property of 'people' who aren't billionaires? Preposterous!"
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Did you leave the toilet seat up again?" "Stop being a national security threat about it!"
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He is just the kind of expert to determine whether money is better used for tax cuts for Trump's co-conspirators, tax cuts for Trump's co-conspirators, or maybe even tax cuts for Trump's co-conspirators.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To reiterate: GLORIOUS LEADER TV is *not* mere state propaganda - you know this is true because GLORIOUS LEADER TV said so.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Hold on, are we still pretending that I don't just do whatever authoritarian shit I wanna do at any point? If so, then we're NOT repressing."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Press Release: ICE shooting in [______] at [____] o'clock. Due to the infallibility of all armed MAGA officials, the victim has been declared [_] terrorist [_] Antifa [_] DEI [_] other bad label. Ignore any evidence to the contrary. Therefore, the ICE agent will not face any legal consequences.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every second of this deserves an Oscar.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So between checking little school kids' genitals upon entering school bathrooms, checking athletes' genitals trying to play sports, checking soldiers for morning wood and checking beauty pageant contestants' locker rooms because you are the host, the GOP has pretty much covered "Small Government".
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Petition to make every appearance of Trump on any sort of news broadcast sound like this.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But it couldn't possibly be a *bad* thing like censorship when he's clearly using the good words like "banning fake news". Am I supposed to believe that the words of the President of the United States of America do not align with the reality of his actions??? Trump wouldn't *lie*, would he?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've decided to stop doing business with my grocery store because of the trade deficit resulting from me giving them money. I shall henceforth only frequent places that don't ask for money when I get goods from them.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When Trump's dog dies, Usha will be devastated.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What could possible go wrong if you leave companies to self-regulate? Except of course screwworm beef, explosive diarrhea lettuce, ink-contaminated tofu, salmonella mangoes, E. Coli radishes, metal pieces sourdough, glass shards popsicles, listeria tomato soup, aluminium slivers spaghetti, - 1/513
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"That's a nice Center you got there... Be a shame if someone were to close it down..."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You care about not going bankrupt yourself? You care about being able to feed your family? You care about anything other than VICTORY? Sorry to inform you that you are a Beta Dumocrat. No, don't take my word for it, Glorious Leader said so himself. Sorry.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn. Sounds like things were pretty bad when Carlin was still alive.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Horror before: "RUN! He's trying to stab you!" Horror now: "A cabal of insanely rich and powerful people are conspiring to strip-mine the planet for profit and also slowly squeeze the life, wealth and sanity out of the general population while buying up all positions of power able to stop them."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DOGE? Checks and balances to corporate power eliminated - success. Tariffs? Redistribution from the customers to the corporations - success. Epstein? No convictions, pedophile cabal still covered up - success. ICE? Personal thug militia ready to be deployed - success. He's not trying to govern.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I tried to forget this post for half a day now, but it lives in my head for the foreseeable future.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This was a little seed blowing on the wind once.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Breaking: lobby getting filthy rich off legalised usury not happy about plans to break up its monopoly in that sector.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Breaking feel-good story: system designed to let regular people die for no good reason thwarted in this one particular instance because of random act of kindness!
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ridiculous. This could never work, considering how strict the uniform requirements for the Navy Seal Desert Camo Jungle Ghillie Suit Punisher Bandana plus Jeans and Baseball Caps regulation gear are. Nobody would mistake any old rando throwing on random militia cosplay as a proper ICE agent.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"When I receive goods from them, they EXPECT ME TO PAY THEM MONEY! Can you believe THE AUDACITY!" -Trump's understanding of the trade deficit
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong if you give every single wannabe petty tyrant the power of unchecked total surveillance backed up by the authority of the state?
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I'll just watch one more loop of this." -me since three hours ago
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"We will launch an independent investigation by henchman#3 to find out whether China put those lying eyes into your skull."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's not just the lake thing.Probably more about his >starting an illegal offensive war of choice after touting himself as the anti-war candidate >committing war crimes in that war >committing war crimes off the coast of Venezuela >stealing Venezuela's resources and installing a puppet government
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The "free speech" Constitution thumpers, everyone:
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.politico.com/news/2026/08... Short answer? War crimes.
politico.com
How Trump took control of Venezuela’s democratic transition
The U.S. has sidelined opposition leader María Corina Machado and bet on a “serious” but little-known regime critic as it tries to restore democracy in Venezuela.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"If it turns out that MAGA was to blame, then no, it wasn't. Instead, join me in parroting that these children were radical lunatic antifa activists who therefor deserved to die. The measles feared for their life because the children were trying to ram them with a vehicle." -the usual playbook
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Better not insist on adherence to the laws lest I get called a bad word by the perpetrator." Guy who invariably calls everybody he dislikes bad words 24/7: "That's right, you extremist crazy radical lunatic vermin!"
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Putting the onus on individual consumers is like blaming random passenger #154 of the Titanic for what happened because he went below-decks with wet hair and brought all that water inside with him on his head.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harp... "Sir, I am exactly the type of submissive meat doll your psychological profile desires. What a coincidence, huh? And you are such a strong, good-looking testator, I mean protector."
thedailybeast.com
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somebody needs to put this to music.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Quotes from posterior quoted for posterity.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Never heard of these people, but it seems they'd be right at home in the Democratic party.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"The race horse is incredibly expedient from the standpoint of my vulture buddies."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"First!" - first responder
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finally all the money that used to be wasted on food safety regulations and agencies overseeing them can be reallocated into tax cuts for the richest, who can then hoard all that money to generate intere- I mean trickle it down on everybody else, generous as they are...
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The concept behind virtue signaling sounds a lot like "I have so little dirt on you that I had to make up the thought crime of you not meaning the objectively good things you do enough".
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pictured below: the president and his cabinet.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump's criminal syndicate has undermined every branch of the system to the point where they functionally declared him untouchable and above the law. If that isn't "Deep State" stuff, I don't know.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I will repost this over and over before I knowingly interact with any frankensteinian abomination of art cobbled together out of the world's stolen art by an A"I" industrial theft machine.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
www.politico.com/live-updates... "Says" or "is reported to have said"? Did a reporter fall for ventriloquism there?
politico.com
McConnell says he is leaving rehab, heading home
The 84-year-old senator said that while he has been discharged, he is not yet returning to Washington.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"The president is using his authority as commander in chief to magic into existence new categories of exceptions to the clear wording of the Constitution, which does not give even the slightest leeway to do such a thing..."
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Doubting the efficacy of snake oil is now punishable by spurious prosecution, jail time or if ICE get their hands on you, death without judge or jury.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The tax cuts are funneling money from everybody to his cronies, the outside investments are either nonexistent or bribes into his crime family's pockets, by "secure border" he means that ICE is killing dissenters with impunity, he's robbing Venezuela war-crime-style, and Iran never wanted a nuke.
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This seems to be the second-most effective way to defend the last vestiges of democracy in the US (right after having written a sternly-worded letter half a year ago and then sticking your head in the sand until the midterms).
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