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Jon Wood

@jnthnwd.bsky.social
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London UK. Works in live events. Owns too many bicycles & canoe paddles.

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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Never mind. The Commonwealth Games starts in a week. Time for some more Anglo-Scot-Convict banter.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is why I am cutting all ties with the mainstream media - they occasionally tell the truth.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
JD Vance and the United States have no right to lecture the UK on law enforcement or how to police. Sort your own house out.
15 %
of civilians who experience
police threat of or use of force
during legal interventions are
injured.


-250,000
Up to an estimated 250,000
civilian injuries are caused by
law enforcement officers
annually.


r 800-


An average of 800 people are
killed by law enforcement in the
U,S. each year.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Bunny Holiday
Cheesy rabbit horror movie poster from 1970s
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Who has uttered more "no no no"s Trump, or Jim from Vicar of Dibley?
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The drugs clearly don't work
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Every time Davos is mentioned in the news.
Doctor Who's Swiss nemesis. Part oligarch, part dalek.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Trump's second hand peace prize covered in blood (his face removed from the photo because there's too many pictures of him on the timeline)
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Two watch Rajan. Blinged up ref on University Challenge. It’s not a bleeding football match.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I like to describe it as “Festive breakfast surprise marmalade” (Booby trap not of my making) #M&S
A delightful mixture of sweet & savoury-in very similar jars
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A week on from the Timmy Yaxy-Lemon march I was expecting to hear about a surge in church attendance. Did I miss it?
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 16/09/2025
Tuesday
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Happy 4th anniversary to the time this happened on Twitter.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
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The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Reform UK’s HQ reportedly imposed on its Croydon branch an “approved” candidate - who had been dead for six months
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Hotel breakfast rant: there are three iron pans on the buffet with scrambled eggs, baked beans & mushrooms. Of the three serving spoons supplied, at least two will be coated in filthy bean juice. What is wrong with these animals? Another reason why beans are not part of a civilised breakfast.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Found this on my old laptop
London sunrise from Waterloo bridge
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The BBC’s decision to pull a documentary about Israeli war crimes in Gaza shows how its enforcement of 'impartiality' almost always benefits just one side www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-right-...
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The Right Kind of Bias
The BBC’s decision to pull a documentary about Israeli war crimes in Gaza shows how its enforcement of 'impartiality' almost always benefits just one side
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pope: As a Peruvian, I frequently ask myself "What would Paddington do?"
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
📡 Broadcasting a new signal On the eve of #WorldPressFreedomDay, R.E.M. is proud to announce Radio Free Europe 2025—a five-track benefit EP saluting 75 years of RFE/RL’s fearless journalism. Watch the full Dispatch video + learn more about Jacknife Lee and Mitch Easter RFE remixes ffm.to/remrfe2025
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ReneePaints @painthike.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Not just rigged, it’s criminal #fuckmusk
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Alas Smith and Jones. One for the marketing youths out there.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sunday morning recreation
Rotherhithe, London. Calm waters.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
ICYMI A statue commemorating Brian Haw was unveiled in London this week. "Stop Killing The Kids" Nothing has changed. The bombing goes on. andtherewasbrian.uk
Statue of Brian Haw, peace protestorBrian Haw spent 10 years as a peace protestor in Parliament Square
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Suffolk Broad (aka Anna) 🇬🇧🇵🇱🇪🇺 @annadamski.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You would need a hole in your head to waste time sifting through the JFK files.
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
UK musicians hit with £914M+ loss post-Brexit. Streams, tickets, vinyl - it’s grim. Join @europeanmovement.co.uk to sign the petition: www.europeanmovement.co.uk/brexit_music...
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Total Cost to Musicians Since Brexit - European Movement UK
The cost of Brexit to UK musicians is staggering. Discover the impact in Spotify streams, Wembley tickets, vinyl LPs, and more. Support the campaign and sign the petition!
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Rebecca Shapiro @rebeccashapiro.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It's started. If judges are ignored then the only next step is for the military and that makes us a police state.
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Brown University Professor and Doctor Is Deported to Lebanon Despite a Judge’s Order (Gift Article)
Dr. Rasha Alawieh, a kidney transplant specialist and Brown University professor who had a valid visa, was expelled in apparent defiance of a court order.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Greenland, Eggs And Ham?? Donny's been reading his picture books.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A clear message that BBC News is failing its audience. For the truth you may have to look elsewhere.
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 05/03/2025
Fuck me, he’s bought Frankie Howard’s wig!
Odd shaped lump with hair growing off it in an unusual way like those teratomas
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team,” the King said.
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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Couchfucking henchman rat speaks
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Spend an evening at your local small venue. Go to see new acts. Support the work of @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump’s Mar-a-Largo residence pool party. Guests include Tate bros, Ghilane Maxwell, Prince Andrew and Jeff Epstein. Trump carries a placard which reads ‘secure our borders from rapists, human-traffickers and pedophiles (US spelling obvs)
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Tufty got a raw deal #doomwatch
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Scenes.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Whenever OPM is mentioned, that tune comes into my head....... 🎶 Heaven is a Halfwit
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I thought Dumbold normally kissed the other ring
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Well, that went down like a bowl of cold sick
Donald Trump anoints himself KING of New York. Official Whitehouse posting on X platform.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
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Jon Wood @jnthnwd.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@coyleneil.bsky.social I'm sure your constituents (myself included) would love to read your views on today's Thames Water bailout. Years of siphoning off funds to shareholders while our infrastructure has crumbled-now we are looking at hikes in charges to pay off the debts. An utter disgrace.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Zoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt
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