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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The world has grown magical. I fear I'm going insane, but I kinda like it. And by kinda, I mean a lot.

Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you're ever in Lanc, PA, please visit Lemon Street Market. I'm not getting anything for saying this. I just know a damn good biz when I see it, and that is a damn good biz. Basically a textbook example of what capitalism could and should be. Carefully thought through products with good itentions.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Polymarket now offering free parlays on when it will get regulated out of existence.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Pretty sure my washer has been stuck on 1 min for between 5 and 10 minutes. Or maybe I'm just paranoid and/or stoned.

Washer display says 1 min left. Noted time experience veteran me (42 years ESY) believes it has been longer, though I'm not 100% certain, just like 87-93% certain. B+/A- certain.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You don't owe anyone your attention. If they can't make time for you, then just go do something else until they feel the need to make time. It's a nice thing to give people your attention freely, however, because you want to. As a gesture of love or whatever.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hear me out brah. What if languish is just an early prototype of telepathy? Like you're basically using it to direct the thought of another subjective experience into understanding your own subjective experience, right? I think that's how it works anyways. My brain is breaking in a good way lately.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Don't you just love tricky dicky pricing at CVS?

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We should bring back sit in a chair doing nothing as long as possible contests like flagpole sitting. Maybe get polymarkets in on the action.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What if we had a political/ government/society/economic system where a little bad shit was cool, but not a lot of bad shit? And what if being mindful of your bad shit was considered a good idea?

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People who don't read books have no interest in the world outside their own head.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Travel helps you see things for what they are more easily. Doesn't have to be to a different country. Could just be a different neighborhood with a different vibe. Be there for awhile. See it. Interact with the locals.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The world is a mirror, so you better watch out.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What is stopping you from being the feral lunatic you've always wanted to be?

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stop looking in terms of numbers. Look in terms of intention. Intent is written into every product we buy. Be something good, actually be good for the sake of good, make a good to be good and the product will make itself. Make a product to serve money and the illusion of a product will arise.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm sorry but I have to say it. People with tattoos are usually way more interesting than people without them. I know it's racist or whatever. But we all know it's true. Even if they're an asshole they're usually an interesting one.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why am I not just being the person I want to be? It's such a simple question. Yet so many refuse to answer it. They go on being what they think they have to be.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Warning: If you enjoy books, please do not go to the current husk of an MBA who doesn't read that Barnes and Noble has become. So buy some shit and get out vibe. No comfy chairs. Walgreens carpeting. No hang zones. Manipulative, hollow displays with pure greed intentions. I used to love that store.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everything I needed to know in life I learned in RPGs.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm not 1 to promo goodsnservices, but when genuinely impressed I'll say it. I was museumin at a tronics store dat shall not be named with 1 o my sisters from anotha misters n they hada display for snapdragon cpuz. Laptop had 40 hr bat life. Thas 400 in human yrs, 2800 in dog n god only knows in cat

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just hear me out brah: What if... extraterrestrials have in fact visited earth and been here for a long fucking time and they're hiding in plain sight as a thing we call kingdom fungi but we're too human brained to see it?

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The cool thing about the random graffiti in the 2,000 year old baths at Pompeii is it shows you never know when you're gonna make history.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyone notice that are Rx bottles are now too easy to open again? Never thought I'd say this, but I prefer the pain in the ass kid proof bottles. Having too many randomly open in my bags.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Love the notion that divorce rates are rising is a bad thing. Like civilization is falling apart because relationships are getting destroyed because nobody is happy anymore. Dude, of course divorce rates are rising. We used to make it so much harder to get a fucking divorce. People weren't happier.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Survivors wanted. Doesn't matter what you survived. I'd like to hear about it, if you want to share. Life threatening preferred, but I'm open to anything. Slip into my DMs. That's what they say 4 chat, right? I'll try to answer promptly, but I gotta lot going on in the non-digital world right now.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The gym is a good place to spread mental health awareness. Lot of people who need the help and will actually listen to what you're saying. Also a good place to practice functional fitness and good health.

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Intrusive Thot @apricity.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026

This is why I find the discourse about “woke 1” so infuriating. Black people suffer material consequences from racism that ruin our careers and lives. But because White people turned DEI into a status tournament, we gotta roll back the civil rights act. It’s maddening.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's a great gift to see people. It's an even greater gift to let them know they've been seen.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Unpopular opinion: sometimes self-medicating is a good idea. Most of the time it's not. It should have the bad rep it has. But doctors often haven't used the medications they prescribe themselves and there are certain subtleties about how they work you can only understand through direct experience.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Crazy fact of the day: there are multiple people on Earth, who exist in actual real life, who think the Cybertruck was a good idea.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

when pizza's on a bagel

You’d have to have the bagel first, I
reckon, to support
the assertion
that you
could have
pizza at
any time.
But if you free
yourself from
that desire for
pizza, then
you’re getting
closer to what
you really want, pardner.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The point of psychedelic drugs is to take so many psychedelic drugs that there comes a point that you can see ordinary life itself is psychedelic without drugs.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm so sick of women who just like me for my personality. I want someone who sees what's on the outside, the superficial me. I want to be used for my for body and discarded.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How long do you think it's going to take before American stores start having 9/11 sales? I'm guessing around when everyone who remembers it firsthand is mostly dead. Then it'll be NEVER FORGET TO SAVE!!!

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Pay the artist's price Take the ride If you don't die You'll know what it is To truly live

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There exists damning evidence of horrific crimes against children by powerful people. What percentage of this evidence do you think it fair and reasonable to release to the public? A) 30% B) 40% C) 50% D) Less than those amounts Please join us in a robust and free debate on this important issue.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Pitch for a new tax system. No taxes on any income or capital gains above $1 million, but murdering you is both 100% legal and the murderer inherits all your assets.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

www.war.gov "An official website of the United States Government." Just heard a kill bot factory recruiting ad on Pandora directing listeners to this website. Do people really not see how ridiculous this is? This is some Starship Troopers shit come to life.

war.gov

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You know how Trump is, like, the worst human being you've ever witnessed inhabit American public office? Someone should really do something about that.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Donald Trump has never really had sex his entire life. He's never been with someone who truly loved him and wanted to fuck him for who he was. All the women he's penetrated were taken through force and/or manipulation. It gives me great pleasure to know that, in a sense, he's going to die a virgin.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Watch out for motorcycles. They drive really recklessly and will get you killed if you're on a bike and don't pay attention.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of the right Drugs at the right time, we tried to carry this message to people without Drugs and those taking the wrong Drugs, and to practice taking the right Drugs at the right time in all our affairs.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Just another day I woke up and thanked the Almighty Goodness Being I don't have to be Donald Trump. #gratitude

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