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Ryan Jung

@turbodonkey.bsky.social
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Not an artist, dog lover, or avid reader.

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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@cbbworld.bsky.social this true?
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social booze news.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Damn, new video of Haley Stevens sneaking out of her election night party.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching World Cup
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@scottaukerman.bsky.social
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@cbbworld.bsky.social where’s Chief?
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Locked on Avalanche @lockedonavalanche.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
New Wedgewood mask #GoAvsGo
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@robdelaney.bsky.social your nephew is doing well.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is @jparish.bsky.social coded.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/01/2026
“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Immediately thought of Hot Dog, Sha Na Na, and @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
@scottaukerman.bsky.social has seen!
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It’s superior to chocolate chip in every way.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@scottaukerman.bsky.social Love and Basketball confirmed on American Airlines. You described the thumbnail perfectly.
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unlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Y'all The ICE building in Portland is painting a line in front of their building But they don't even know how to spell government
Image shows a DHS agent watching somebody in a blue shirt painting on the ground the words is goverment
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
@cbbworld.bsky.social a sensation Labubu has become
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 29/07/2025
Labubu underground: Lafufu makers defy Chinese authorities to feed the world’s appetite for viral doll
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Labubu underground: Lafufu makers defy Chinese authorities to feed the world’s appetite for viral doll
The ‘ugly-cute’ elf sold by Chinese company Pop Mart has become a sensation and the authorities are aggressively cracking down on fakes – pushing production into the shadows
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Chiming back in to say that I’m back on my bullshit building a chicken coop and run (fence in background). Also, hip replacement is scheduled for October (I’m 43).
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 01/07/2025
This @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social video is absolutely INCREDIBLE. The numbers he cites, the strategy and results they produced — it’s the future. When have you heard *any* campaign talk about this, ever? (Video split in 2 to fit in Bluesky’s limits)
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Think about this and post it all the time.
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You Got All Cs in High School?
YouTube video by Jon K
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
When Tim Walz became Kamala Harris's running mate, progressives highlighted policies passed. It could not have been possible without Melissa Hortman. -Free school breakfast and lunch -Restoring voting rights for felons -Paid leave Great piece by @gracepanetta.bsky.social 19thnews.org/2025/06/rep-...
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Rep. Melissa Hortman, killed in targeted attack, was a champion for Minnesotan families
Hortman worked closely with Gov. Tim Walz to enact policies that prioritized children and expanded protections for abortion and gender-affirming care
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friggin_dingus @friggin-dingus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Brother Bear? @scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @kylemooney.bsky.social
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/05/2025
Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...
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The Era Of The Business Idiot
Fair warning: this is the longest thing I've written on this newsletter. I do apologize. Soundtrack: EL-P - $4 Vic Listen to my podcast Better Offline. We have merch. Last week, Bloomberg profiled ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/05/2025
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
David Brooks, who holds no advance degrees but has nevertheless served as a visiting professor at both Duke and Yale -- solely on the basis of his conservative ideas -- thinks that universities are deeply unfair to conservative thinkers.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just need a quick 25x on revenue to turn this around. Hopefully no cheaper competitors are entering the market
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
the sales numbers are so low that it remains true that if you see a Cybertruck, you are likely seeing the very stupidest person in that area
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
@bugmane.bsky.social
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
happy super bowl to all
tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021:

“the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”
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