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B. Smith

@javastout.bsky.social
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Different strokes for different folks Ex-Lead Mr. Pibb Taster at Nuon (VM Labs)

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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cousins Subs is always a great time in WI
Beef and cheddar submarine sandwich
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Andrew @amac0668.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Morning bike ride Wisconsin
Sunrise over freshly plowed farm field
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Serial philanderer and mass murderer. But he has a sense of humor, I guess.
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Urban Milwaukee @urbanmilwaukee.com · 30/06/2026
ICE Ramps Up Arrests in Milwaukee
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ICE Ramps Up Arrests in Milwaukee
Sending shock waves through immigrant neighborhoods. Biggest effort in city under Trump?
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“This Common Household Item is Killing 12 Babies Every Second. Click here to Find Out How We’re Lying” - Every AI generated MSN clickbait title
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bullet Heaven!
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Every day is like a bad Scooby-Doo episode with this administration. It’s hard to believe anything they say or do anymore.
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Found this tiny little turtle today
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Saxon is so triggered right now he needs to eat a cheeseburger
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I buy my coffee mugs at thrift stores so that I can lie to people when they come over. Like yeah, of course I’ve been to Planet Hollywood in Hong Kong— twice. Great place
Flashy Planet Hollywood Hong Kong coffee mug
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Man, some of my best memories as a human person were spent with a sloppy ass lookin’ pizza-pie
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kids
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fulfilling a Polymarket bet for his family on how long his speech would be
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just keep waiting for the one amazing #wario64 deal that makes me forget about all the bullshit happening to our friends in the Twin Cities. Even if it’s just for a few minutes
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I talk a lot of shit about the New York Times, but they nailed their app front page with this:
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bovino is just two baby Himmlers in an SS coat.
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I thought it was Cathy, but who could know?
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oconomowoc River
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Democrats @democrats.org · 07/01/2026
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#coffee #picross #gameboy
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Stephen Miller hates everyone, and Vanilla Ice is part of that demographic
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It’s a shame too, since I really think he could have excelled if he was managing the right gas station in northern Wisconsin
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Grok boasting that Musk could drink piss better than anyone else, but says nothing of how much piss he could actually drink. How many gallons of piss can Elon drink?
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Homan just wanders from town to town, searching for the magical toilet that will cure his extreme constipation.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"The strength of a people lies in its purity, not in its diversity." —Tom Metzger, a white supremacist, neo-Nazi and Klansman "Real strength comes from homogeneity, from people who share the same blood and values." —William Pierce, neo-Nazi, author of the Turner Diaries
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Glad the Packers paid their sex-pest kicker a bunch of money so he can get blocked every week
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Massive wasp’s nest on a couch we had on our patio and I emptied like three cans of wasp killer on it. Not sure that was enough. Sheltering in place for now
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Trump heading into an Epstein sex part
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I call her Hachiko and she smiles every time.
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Gary Erskine @garyerskine.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The Directors Label by PALM was a short lived DVD collection of the very best film/music directors and curated their best most well known works alongside lesser seen curios. Inspiring and very much recommended. The internet Archive has the seven volumes here for free: archive.org/details/@dir...
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Miracle Whip would put this guy in a coma
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Avril 14th by Aphex Twin
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 05/07/2025
On a day meant to celebrate our nation breaking free from the rule of kings, Donald Trump and his court jesters in Congress are acting like them.
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Motherfucker ain’t Batman
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Awkward teenage years
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
When your racist family members reminisce about the good old days, remind them ICE didn’t exist until 2003.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
That’s right.
A sign that says “Stephen Miller is a little bitch.”
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My theory is that Miller has an aggressive form of cancer and Trump is granting him a Make-a-Hate-Wish before he dies
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Call of Duty just got into its awkward teenage drug phase
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Can he fly dat shit to Epstein Island?
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Stephen Miller makes Elon Musk look like the Dos Equis guy. Why do they let him in front of the media?
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oh.
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Brought my daughter to equestrian therapy, and there’s a teenage girl here whipping around on her horse and intermittently texting. Awesome and ridiculous
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Yes
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
What the hell?
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Glad I ordered my year supply of Pokémon stickers from aliexpress last month
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
No piece of shit starts out a piece of shit
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Oh c’mon. They didn’t find anything more extreme than they would find on Eric Trump’s Speak & Spell
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B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just sitting on the toilet, pushing these nonsensical tweets out at a record pace
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