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I am a beer wearing a bow tie. Tax the rat farms. Profile pic by @jonrosenberg.bsky.com

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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 9h
What the fuck, Shoebridge
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 02/10/2026
We purchased a Chinese electric car and now we recognise the glory of the CCP and denounce counter revolutionary wreckers
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 01/10/2026
Why not just be a crook, there is no punishment or downside, just make being a crook some kind of positive aspirational thing, Alan Bond and Skase were just twenty years too soon to shine
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 29/09/2026
GenAI is what I am going to optimistically call "pre-systemic" - it hasn't been baked in yet. And the stakes are HIGH, bc once baked in, the climate impacts push it up into a high category among the plastics industry, agriculture etc So....what that means is that heavy users *are* morally culpable
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 29/09/2026
If you mention anything critical of Tesla on this group your comment gets auto-declined
Some plonker in Facebook saying “Grok, the Al Assistant in our Australian Teslas can now talk to Grok Bot! It can send emails, manage calendars, take notes and do a tonne of other stuff all while the car drives itself with me the driver just supervising.
Check it out”
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cantorsdust @cantorsdust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve said before that they are hoping this is the final, ultimate win of Capital over Labor. Their rhetoric is so apocalyptic because they so badly hope this is The End.
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 28/09/2026
i keep hearing about these sold, successful properties that cite local58 as inspiration. i am grateful but i hope that one day i will find compensation beyond inspiring these incredible talented artists
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 26/09/2026
Taking the urchin to yum cha tomorrow
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 26/09/2026
I had a great-uncle who was confirmed bachelor and lived all his life with his best friend
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 26/09/2026
Hey little cistern what haven’t you done? Hey little cistern flush that only one Hey little cistern this poo’s your superman Hey little cistern do your duty cunt Hey little cistern flush one
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a chatbot will never understand Kels' 4 laws of military engineering: 1. you can't push string 2. water flows downhill 3. mud plus dirt = more mud 4. everything is a spring
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah this is not accidental. This is a demonstration. Shut all the hyperscalers down and imprison them.
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 24/09/2026
This enrages me, in ways I cannot adequately express
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 23/09/2026
I didn’t particularly rate Andersen as a rocker either. Trite bogan stuff.
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 23/09/2026
Sellers of elbow polish and cantilevered eyebrow extenders also upset that there is no market for their pointless product
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 23/09/2026
Man it would be nice to have private accounts, I know it’s not really possible etc
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 23/09/2026
lol sure
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 23/09/2026
In the middle of a company takeover on the consumed side and the Welcome to our Family fluff has given way to Who the fuck are you, why haven’t you quit yet sort of vibe
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 22/09/2026
Absolutely convinced SoftBank is some kind of operation to lose as much money as possible as quickly as possible, like the Producers or something
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bronte lee @brontelee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in case you missed it!! new release of @kudelka.bsky.social’s rusted-on bingo tea towels, with $5 from every tea towel sold going to the Jon Kudelka Fund for Glioblastoma Research at the Menzies Institute for Medical Research get yours now!! www.kudelkashop.com/product/rust...
Screenshot of a post from facebook:

The Kudelka Shop is at The Kudelka Shop.
RUSTED ON BINGO IS BACK.
Jon Kudelka's classic tea towel is getting a special re-release.
This time, $5 from every tea towel sold goes to the Jon Kudelka Fund for Glioblastoma Research at the Menzies Institute for Medical Research.
#JonKudelka #RustedOnBingo
#glioblastomaresearch #menziesinstituteformedicalresearch
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 21/09/2026
In a bmw i5 with fake engine noise, it’s ok
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 21/09/2026
When was the last time you could buy a non flat screen tv? 25 years ago? Longer?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 20/09/2026
Please don’t be an AI meat proxy
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Rae @thebaby209.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@karinww.bsky.social @trickweekes.bsky.social it made me laugh.
Screenshot of a joke post comparing a news story about the pope being gifted a giant green orb to a Dragon Age: Inquisition plot point, where a peace conclave is about to be destroyed by a villain wielding a green orb.
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 20/09/2026
Lemonade in the bubblers too, why not
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 20/09/2026
The unvarnished racism on the Facebook is really getting rank
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"THE TECHNOLOGY HAS SOME VERY VALUABLE APPLICATIONS," he shouted over the whirr of the orphan grinder.
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 17/09/2026
we should have a name for that adhd thing where if you have an appointment/meeting later you can’t do anything until it’s over my vote is for “waitlock”
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 16/09/2026
This fucking guy
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 16/09/2026
Do not ask for whom the siren sounds etc
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 16/09/2026
You know I don’t think I want to create an AI buddy that is basically my work presence to answer questions so I can get on with the things that excite me
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 16/09/2026
Going back into time to destroy Vine before it can seed the destruction of all media
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 15/09/2026
We live in this world what did we do
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the only credentials required to call yourself an ai researcher is getting hpv at a less wrong orgy
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 15/09/2026
This has been a known thing for ten years or more
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 15/09/2026
The Emperor Skeksis from the Dark Crystal looking better, more dignified than Mitch McConnell
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 15/09/2026
AI VISION TO UNLOCK VALUE
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 15/09/2026
Corporate people saying “laser focussed” unnng
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 13/09/2026
This is somehow a genius move triangulating to true popularity and we should just stop being so negative about it all
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 13/09/2026
Also! Stupid looping EDM/faux acid jazz shit that is always way too loud for conversation
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 13/09/2026
TISM remaining undefeated
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 13/09/2026
Seriously the whole Mad-[day of week] is just a group giving themselves permission to be as obnoxious and antisocial in public as possible. If a group of normies did this the cops would escort us out of the venue and charge us with affray but sportsball teams just have complete immunity somehow
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 13/09/2026
Also! Why is there a nightclub on the other side of the road form here throbbing away like it’s a rave, at midday
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 13/09/2026
At valleyhopa meeting old chums for lunch. Suddenly!! Dozens of football cunts doing something called Mad Sunday, bellowing and farting and laughing at their own jokes and crowding out the bar for centuries.
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