Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 1hI'm trying to figure out a way to eroticize my specific traumas but it's just not happening 020
Reposted by Contagonistjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 7hhere is my issue with an insane fascist society that must commit circular saw seppuku for sexual reasons: I live here 0212
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 20hI think it should be called SUPER DUPER INTELLIGENCE and that I I should be allowed to have a popsical too 010
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026War is so cool, we should be doing it all the time forever! 010
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I don't get paid for it is it just a hand hobby? 010
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your players' choice of class/build is telling the GM what kind of encounters they want 011
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One time when I housesat for a friend, I pranked him by poisoning the algorithm of all his devices via playing Morbius media on all of them for hours every day. Morbius on the smart tv, Morbius music on the Alexa, Morbius products on Amazon, I just completely Morbed his shit UP. 171
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why are you compelled to be the devil's advocate when he has roy cohn down there already 020
Reposted by Contagonistmerritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026people keep talking to the computer like it's a person that remembers things and not just a probability machine. it's been several years now of "you're right, that's on me. i shouldnt have erased your hard drive" and they're still surprised when it happens 953171
Reposted by ContagonistNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026parents beware: geometry teachers are showing kids the new shape that turns you trans 107513
Reposted by ContagonistMarie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LOOK IT'S THE ARCH 214315
Reposted by ContagonistGeist @rattlegeist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here's my contribution to @armoredcorezine.bsky.social- the Rubicon Handshake! Physical copies of the zine are sold out- but postcards & digital versions are still available. 172206710
Reposted by Contagonistmuch like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pingu is getting his dick out 3656
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can't believe the guitarist from Death Grips was in a movie about Chris Hansen 010
Reposted by Contagonistspooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blue Velvet, dir. David Lynch (1986) 071
Reposted by ContagonistToday is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 121102540
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm having a seat over there (the movie theater) (to watch Primetime) 000
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Finally, a voice recording. This will give me a diagetic hint for solving this fucking physics puzzle Tim Sicko: "yucky mummy" 010
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The biggest design challenge for Stars Go Cold right now is the femboy factor 000
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't want to work tomorrow *licks the stair hand railing at the light rail station* 010
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We gave control of the world to people who don't even know if they live on it. 030
Reposted by ContagonistToastyGhostey @toastyghostey.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026Traveling together --- #art #drawing #portal #halflife 72341563
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yuri this. Yaoi that. I'm going to make a new genre and its going to have The most problematic tropes 021
Reposted by ContagonistThingsbeingbig @biggestthings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026grav tank "jupitris g92" for an upcoming setting! #mecha #tank 29316
Reposted by Contagonistshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3857811420
Reposted by ContagonistCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026under woke 2 every movie will have at least one depiction of cunnilingus that does not move the plot forward 1141969
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Does bisexual mean two per sexual or one per two sexuals 030
Reposted by ContagonistGhostgribht (SLOTS OPEN) DM for request @ghostgribht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026#art #fanart I do it for the love of the band. 411537
Reposted by ContagonistFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Man I love environmental storytelling 616633
Reposted by ContagonistFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of the biggest lessons I think the last two years have been really illustrative of is that there's never going to be a popular uprising by the military in this country. The Troops are never going to disobey illegal orders, nobody's going to clap Trump in irons doing a liberal coup from the left 319231
Contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuckin weird how I want to make games more than play them now 000
Reposted by ContagonistRetrograde Minis @retrogrademinis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nice try, 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 4388120