Urluck @urluck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My mind went here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8XU...youtube.comDave Lister: BumYouTube video by Nathaniel Roach 000
Lady Deadness @ladydeadness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Is this your attempt at befriending the spiders at long last? Or maybe it's an attempt to creep the spiders out so much that they leave you alone indefinitely 🤔 000
aethylred.bsky.social @aethylred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why noT BOth …also, you missed the critically important “your bum in a spider” 000
bolson @bolson.org · 17/08/2026Spiders in bums of spiders with bums. We know you love recursive mess like that 0100
noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/08/2026with the power of modern biochemical science we can actually now manufacture an exciting and heinous combination of both 000
Escargocéane 🐌 @modnarwave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the doctors say that the average butt will swallow around 7 spiders per year during your sleep 051
Stuart Benjamin Pulls It Off. @stuartbenjamin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I would never bum a spider. 000
Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Spiders with bums, so on a still summers evening you could hear the tiny squeak of spiders farting in the hedgerow, or the high pitched chorus as they scuttle away when you enter the potting shed. 020
gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's actually an imperative. Bum a spider today! 000
Dave @davemck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Stupid sexy spiders. 🎵 like nothing at all, nothing at all🎵 000
trash panda qc @trashpandaqc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026borrowing spiders, "can I bum a spider mate?" 010
NeonViking @neonviking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026No no no, see this is a common mistake. "Bum Spiders" is a request. Remove your pants and find a web. 001
All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Spiders in bums. 😬 Reminds me of joking with my dad after he had bowel cancer surgery and a stoma for a bit that his (then unused) butthole probably had cobwebs. 000
Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Are the spiders in bums on their way in or on their way out? 120
Michael Forshaw @michael4shaw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026spiders with bums big booty spiders they think they is the shit bring your ass here and ride on this d**k 000
Spectabiles🍎 @sabinaspectabiles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026is a spider with bum a tick? they have q bum, also bite bums.. 000
TerriblyJadedGamer 🤡 @terriblyjadedgamer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Spiders with bums, definitely Spiders in your bum is passé at this point 010
