Chris T. @readyuser.one · 2hI had a pair of XM5s since my XM4s finally died in January after five years of tireless service ... the XM5s malfunctioned *constantly* and finally keeled over yesterday, so it's time for a downgrade, back to the safety of the XM4 (albeit the slightly updated version). 000
Reposted by Chris T.Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 21hHappy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions. 11446135
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 5hIf you're not going to write a nice message on Freecycle I'm not replying, it'll go to someone with manners 🤷♂️ 000
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 22hAll they have to do is make this much money for 72 years in a row while not incurring any more operating costs or interest payments and they'll be $30bn in the green. 010
Reposted by Chris T.Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 41029275
Reposted by Chris T.Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Donatello in Barry Gordon voice: “please, the Turtle Blimp is a marketing name Raphael came up with, it’s a dirigible at best.” 0191
Reposted by Chris T.Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor 03530741
Reposted by Chris T.Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large 416343
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 29/09/2026Cinemas don't do ticket stubs any more which is a pity 😔 This is a snippet of my booking from the screening where I met my now-girlfriend for the first time. It will be three years ago tomorrow... that's the power of film! 😊❤️ 000
Reposted by Chris T.Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188286077
Reposted by Chris T.Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 16/09/2026A secret police flying car ideal to arrest the most dangerous criminals, like that **** Garbanyahyu. 1180493
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 27/09/2026I have screamed in the ear that was on the crawler And which he was probably saving for karaoke Forgive me it was tempting so pink and so inviting 000
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 27/09/2026Deliveroo send marketing messages along the same channel as their delivery updates, so if you want to use their app at all you have to accept the marketing notifications. This is in breach of Article 21 of GDPR and Google Play Developer standards. They don't localise them either— 💶 not 💷. 000
Reposted by Chris T.Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026I cannot ever forget how the marching bands refused to be silent, as requested, going past the house where the mother of those three murdered boys took refuge in the weeks after her unthinkable loss. A small detail that exposes everything this march is for. 6541167
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 26/09/2026Today's message is that the military industrial complex will continue to dispose of anyone it likes and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. The minute you are an inconvenience to the United States or its allies they'll murder you and your entire family then build a hotel on your land. 042
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 25/09/2026Oh look it's goddam fucking Manfroto washing slop through some hack who really, REALLY doesn't know how to use a probe lens. 100
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 25/09/2026"who is 'they'?" "you know ,'they', 'them', the boogie persons!" "the 'boogie persons'?!" "Non gender-specific and non species-specific boogie beings... space zombies" - Bobs Icarus and Daedalus 010
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 25/09/2026When the Bobiverse makes a reference to Riker or Jonathan Frakesstatic.klipy.comJonathan Frakes (Riker) SmirksALT: Jonathan Frakes (Riker) Smirks 000
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 25/09/2026when an audiobook comes up with a word you don't know and you spell it correctly on the first try 🔥 🔥 🔥 010
Reposted by Chris T.John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 02/11/2023you know you're irish when 161140243
Reposted by Chris T.Chris T. @readyuser.one · 24/09/2026Auto de fenestration : When you jump out a window to prove your faith in god. 012
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 25/09/2026Remember , if you're going to steal you need to steal BIG. There's no good in stealing a few thousand, that's for peasants, mere amateurs who spend decades behind bars. What you need to do is steal a billion and you'll be out in 3-4y, no problem , easy peasy. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTheranos founder Elizabeth Holmes reportedly to be transferred to halfway home next yearHolmes was sentenced to 11 years in prison in 2022 but has seen her sentenced reduced several times 000
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 25/09/2026Bobs! One of those warp engine experiments you ignored appeared to slow time , which is exactly what you needed! If Taylor waits a whole book to have the Bobs realise this I'm gonna be very smugstrated. 100
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 24/09/2026lol @ Jon Stewart and team thirsting over Pedro Sanchez after he was on the Weekly Show podcast :D 000
Reposted by Chris T.Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say 6336761439
Reposted by Chris T.weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106482514
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 24/09/2026Auto de fenestration : When you jump out a window to prove your faith in god. 012
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 24/09/2026"You guys have a black hole, don't you?" The new Bobiverse book , The Infinite Extent, is a bloody good time , it picks up the pace and delivers hard hits again after Taylor did a tonne of world building and horizon expanding with the last two books. Definitely worth reading this far for. 110
Reposted by Chris T.John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who remembers this classic British comic 😆😂🤣 👁️👄👁️ 519334
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 22/09/2026The only person on earth who would actually save the United States — watch them dump an absolutely atrocious economy on her directly after a $15tn market crash. 110
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 21/09/2026Ooof. Coming back to the Bobiverse after three or four years is tough without re-reading the whole series — there are a lot of Bobs out there (I mean, he DID call Book 1 'We are Legion'). I do enjoy it — it has one of my favourite space biyattles — the coup de grace where they did the 💥 🌟 💥 000
Chris T. @readyuser.one · 21/09/2026Monstrous when fine gauge sparkle mesh is a known COVID treatment. 000
Reposted by Chris T.jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569981624