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@gergrobots.bsky.social
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Avid Exister. Committed to converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide, and influencing the world around me via touch, sound and farting.

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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 10h
I have a bomb
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵Map Men, Map Men, Map Map Map Men Men🎵
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AaaAAAAAAaaa this is amazing news.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's always "Devoted", "much loved" when talking about the tragically foreshortened. You never see a headline saying "Father of three who went missing was 'a real thicko' according to colleagues; he will be missed 'initially' says wife"
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
M. John Harrison - The End of Everything [Serpent's Tail, 2026]
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok then. I wont
A youtube video titled "You can't land on Saturn's moon Hyperion" the thumbnail has the text "don't go here"
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And I assume that it does, though it’s still scarcely AI at all. So this is a familiar future, yet stupid. And in so many other ways as well.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/11/2024
I must not engage in discourse. Discourse is the vibe-killer. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and around me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only vibe will remain.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@secondmentions.com "The threatened mollusc": www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Zoos help to save snail found in only one lake in Wales
Once prevalent across the UK, this mollusc is now only found in one lake in Wales.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coming up in the next season of Fortnite...
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
90s Mad Men sequel series where the coke is mostly shitty speed and they're trying ecstasy which is even shittier speed and every week they have the worst fucking ideas of all time. coors needs a beer colored drink for men. lemon lime beverage in a rich masculine brown. to cash in on the clear craze
Zima means "winter" in many Slavic languages. It was launched nationally in the United States as Zima Clearmalt in 1993 after being test-marketed two years earlier in the cities of Nashville, Sacramento, and Syracuse. The lemon-lime flavored drink was part of the "clear craze" of the 1990s that produced products such as Crystal Pepsi and Tab Clear.[5] Early advertisements for Zima described it as a "truly unique alcohol beverage" and used the tagline "Zomething different".[6][7]

Zima offered an alternative to the then-successful wine cooler category. Coors spent $50 million marketing Zima in its first year, persuading nearly half of American alcohol drinkers to try it.[citation needed] Brandweek magazine reported that at Zima's peak in 1994, 1.2 million barrels of the beverage were sold. It was originally popular among young women. Coors made its first attempt at attracting young men to the brand in 1995 by marketing Zima Gold (an amber-colored beverage that promised a "taste of bourbon").  The drink was unpopular and disappeared from store shelves within the year.[5]
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Guffawed at this. It's like Stewart Lee doing a Stewart Lee bit about Stewart Lee bits, in the style of Stewart Lee
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The lesson of Bluey is that Australians are all Dogs.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Getting the inside of my anus rifled so I can produce fart tornadoes
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
For me at least, the two things I don't want a giant robot centaur with horns to do are hold a chainsaw and stare menacingly at me through a door.
U.S. COMPANY SATYRESS' THREEHALVES COMBINES HUMANOID UPPER BODY WITH QUADRUPED PLATFORM
Source/Credits: Satyress | satyress.comCreepy centaur like robot staring through a glass door
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Racoon sushi
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mail Order Pork scratchings company called Posting Hog.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
BRB, appeasing the howling coyote in my innards.
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martha bigtime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
what’s up youtube this is the mcboingboing (i pogo stick into the drive thru line and my whole head smashes fully through the overhang and gets stuck and i just swing there clearly dead as a doornail. the line of cars proceeds as normal)
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ann Droid is very good and funny.
A still from the sitcom Ann Droid, with Diane Morgan as Linda, sitting facing the camera during a family dinner, without visible pupils or irises
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My penis in this heatwave.
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
my large adult son hovers nearby, silicate wings humming with the strain. circuits spark and chirp, wire and sinew, steel and flesh; born of both god and man, life at its apex. the printer in his chest clatters, i catch the page as it falls: george lucas in a glue trap, rendered at 240p. incredible.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sources close to Lindsey Graham report seeing the supperating, rotted hand of Mitch McConnell rising from the Earth and grabbing him by the leg, bearing him down and down, while he constantly and loudly shat himself.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ramming one of those Play'doh shaper doodads up my arse and shitting out a perfect churro
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Cooking tip: Add a few spoonfuls of pond water to your soup to make it taste bad and give you illnesses
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@cheapshow.bsky.social the people demand inches!
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
SUN1)))))
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"The Dorset Decibel Dervishes" Excellent @secondmentions.com of Electric Wizard here www.loudersound.com/music/albums...
loudersound.com
“Did we do drugs in the studio? Of course. What could be better than three or four bongs before you start recording?”: How doom kings Electric Wizard made the classic Dopethrone album
Electric Wizard frontman Jus Osborn on the making of the weed enthusiasts’ classic third album Dopethrone
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs
TO REMEMBER the 8 planets of the Solar System I use the mnemonic "After Dinner I
Did A Great Big Shit." It's easy to remember, but unfortunately none of the initial letters of the words correspond to the names of a planet except 'S', and I can never remember
the name of that one.
J Brown, Edinburgh
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My father was a toolmaker I am a toolmaker's son My father made many useful things Of which I am not one.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026
Superb work from Birdbox www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHR...
youtube.com
The Close | Adult Animation Comedy Short Film - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hole CRAP Flying Lotus' latest EP fucking SLAPS!
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Out buying underpants recently, and I concur with everyone here regarding the importance of adequate ballroom.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
(Feeding a slice of bread into the toaster) Eat up little one (Grabbing the bread after it pops back up) Ungrateful beast, no dessert for you
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Add a food to a movie title Casino Eggs Royale
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Gaming Lover Dad Shirt for Him, Gamefather Daddy Men's T-shirt, Video Gamer T-shirt for Men, Father's Day Video Games Tee from Wife
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
SF STORY PREMISE: SETI decodes an alien signal targeting us. Hi! We see you're still facing the Great Filter! We want to help! Based on your anatomy in broadcasts we decoded, here is a blueprint for a device that will solve your problem! Humans: decode blueprint. It's for an improved guillotine.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
All t-shirts are reversible if you don't mind looking like a tit.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Yes FitBit, I definitely just hit 10,000 steps there. Very much a celebratory milestone there, I certainly wasn't merely shaking some more salted peanuts out of the bag to accompany the latter half of my beer.
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Over-wintering in my Goon Dacha
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 25/02/2026
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gergrobots.bsky.social @gergrobots.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You can actually french kiss butthole to butthole but it is quite a strenuous effort
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh
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