Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026GOBLINS! Analog/digital copic liner/pocket procreate 010
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They call it the dark web because they don't have daylight savings on the internet. 000
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“WAVY WAYLON THE WIGGLY WIZARD” 11x14 Acrylic on canvas 051
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Making a (b/w) zine in 2026: if you’re going to use #Staples copiers keep in mind that they are nicer than they used to be and they use good paper. So it’s more expensive. The qualities is very good, which I hate because it shows up every smudge and blemish, etc. 1/2 #zines #zinemaking 100
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Acting like everything is a five alarm fire, like the fascists have us on the ropes is a good way to to get people not to give a shit. 110
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026No patience for doomer left wing “news” influencers panic farming under the guise of staying informed. Exhausted with them dealing out dour ineffectual prognostications - telling people to “wake up” or “you’re not angry enough.” Just like Rogan,Shapiro and Poole - it’s a big grift. 020
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Email is like snail mail but without tiny postage stamps. 010
Reposted by Onkel ChrispyStacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m sorry but those new ICE shocking gloves sound kinda kinky. Ungh 😩 zap me daddy! ⚡️💦 131
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Does anyone want an invite code for the new divine(vine) app? I got several to give away. 110
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Here is my review of ‘All Monsters Attack’ @ejschuster.bsky.social I’m curious what your thoughts on the film are?boxd.itA ★★★ review of All Monsters Attack (1969)Weird to see so many bad reviews for this, as I found it to be an extremely charming film. It’s the story of a young boy named Ichiro who gets bullied by other kids, and whose parents work for long pe... 182
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The Russo Brothers best film was “Welcome to Collinwood” 000
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness: 050
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/07/20263 of july (2018) head a'tilt to the a'evenin' sky 'tis a stankin-sticky three of july hellechopper, choppin' up high no time for tiny guy, waving hi-bye that's me, mine own my, a chrispy called: I 000
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In heaven, Lemmy Kilmister is still allowed to cuss. 000
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A tiny punching machine that punches tears back into their duct-home because crying is for pussies 000
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Marshal Mathers in Wizard of Oz as Auntie Eminem’em 010
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I would be depressed too if I was a lazy bitch-ass like Tom Kean Jr. 010
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026A reminder that this hasn’t happened, and you should avoid these nerds and their dour non-solution based prognostications as much as possible. 000
Reposted by Onkel ChrispySPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026You know this extends to what girlhood and womanhood is for cis girls and cis women too, particularly Black women and girls? If a woman or girl doesn’t fall in line with a white supremacist view of femininity, she’s fair game. This is ultimately about controlling all girls’ and women’s bodies 0202
Reposted by Onkel ChrispyMaddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Bigotry is easy, lazy, and inevitably weak. Trans rights are human rights and that doesn't change with a SCOTUS decision. The fight is to push government to catch up with the people, not to let them lead the way. Until they do, we keep fighting. 041
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Deactivated my TikTok and Facebook. Both of those apps are huge bummers. 110
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Twitter was a whimsical place once, as was TikTok. But they both turned to shit waaaay before fascist overlords bought the platforms. Both are hubs of rampant bigotry, woke-scolds, bots and predators. They became a place for telling not showing. 1 120
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Nate Bargatze has always been bland and MAGA adjacent. You don’t get to hang out with Nazis and eugenicists and claim to not be “political.” 120
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026What if the hobbits were captured by Barry White instead of a barrow-wight? 020
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“Nasty-Ass Ned Nexus the Never-Ending Nebula Nibbler from Nizhniy Novgorod!!” 8x10 acrylic on canvas 040
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I got that thing where I think I may have said or done something wrong and everyone is mad at me and don’t like me anymore 110
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Conservatives love performative patriotism with their “support our troops” rhetoric as if it shields them from their culpability of enabling a fascist lunatics rise to power. 010
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I got rid of Threads a while ago because it’s the worst version of whatever this form of social media is. 110
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Everyone always hates the final season of everything. 030
Reposted by Onkel ChrispyAnkur Desai @profdesai.bsky.social · 22/11/2025If climate news gets you down in the dump, go attend a local youth climate summit. The kids are alright and making real differences in their communities. #2025WisconsinYouthClimateConference 061
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The fight has just begun. Now they know the power we can wield, they’re going to try and squash it. They’re going to fight tooth and nail to keep us from voting again. 050
Reposted by Onkel ChrispyCarol Cleveland Sings @carolsingsland.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Oy with the poodles already… 041
Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Low-effort Halloween costume idea for fellow ADHD peoples: get a suit and tie, button shirt all wrong, crumple up jacket, tie the tie all wrong, tuck a pant leg into a sock, get a briefcase w/papers and stuff falling out, stick a Bluetooth up your nose and VOILÀ! You’re Executive Dysfunction! #adhd 041
Reposted by Onkel ChrispyJames Kochalka Superstar @kochalka.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Said goodbye to this painting today, but it’s going to a loving home! 1423
