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Proverbial Bejesus

@dottiehairston.bsky.social

The Voice of the Big Macular Degeneration. Wry lunacy. In measured doses.

Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Tax break for just being a cool person everybody likes and quite a few people depend on, in more ways than they realize.

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Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Whenever I have to fill out a form that asks for my “Race”, I check the box marked Other and write in “Richie Cunningham”.

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Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

“What a sense of utter calm enshrouds the Golgotha Funeral Home at this hour; except for the measured ticking of the clock and the faint, pervasive scent of formaldehyde, one might well fancy himself on some remote South Sea island.” -SJ Perelman, Is There a Doctor in the Cast?

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Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I just want to be a part of something bigger (and more fun at parties) than myself.

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Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

When they came to take our order I did not speak out, because we needed a little more time. When they came to tell us some of our entrees would take longer, I said nothing, because mine had already come.

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Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Looking up meaningless in the dictionary is the definition of irony

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Proverbial Bejesus @dottiehairston.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Well I was about 5 years late to Twitter, now I'm here and only a few years late to the party. If you can help me find some of my old silly compadres, I'd be much obliged. Regards, "Dottie"

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