infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Leaving work on a Friday, saw a new young trans/nb worker for the first time. Fit purposeful walk, polka dot sundress, mosaic of tattoos. They hurried into a convertible Mini with the top already down, we shared a look and a nod, then they ripped it out of there. Godspeed you weekend angel 130
Reposted by infinite jesseinfinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Nothing tastes as good as leaving eleven Teams chats unread feels 021
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s spring again, when everywhere smells like flowers and I make good decisions 000
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026First time meeting a coworker today, they said “you don’t look like your picture” 220
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I preordered a game to get early access today but due to Time Zones it isn’t available until tomorrow in Australia. Worst 11th September ever 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Thanks to Gemini, my personal AI assistant from Google, I no longer see messages in Gmail from my bank or landlord or health insurance, helping me focus on what’s really important: special offers on products I’ll love 020
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It’s getting so cold I might have to use the fireplace because I have a fireplace 110
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: I asked you to empty the dishwasher 020
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Tomorrow is Good Friday, the anniversary of when Jesus and I both got impaled (different years). Stay safe 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Worth knowing and I’m spreading the word at work, if you call someone at like 1am, their iPhone doesn’t ring unless you call again within 3 minutes 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026From wheels touching ground in Melbourne to walking out of the terminal *with my checked bag* in 18 minutes, America could never 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026One of my sisters had a kid this week (makes seven in total so far) and if all goes well, they’ll live into the 22nd century 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026One New Year’s Eve in the early 2010s I was alone in the room with a billionaire’s art collection and I licked one of his original Picasso oil sketches 110
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Driving in deep snow, I miss it. Never learned to dance but I’ll get you anyplace in Toronto with an old Volvo and sideways too 140
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I’m only vestigially Canadian now after 20 years overseas but damn this slap made me proudyoutu.beCanada's Mark Carney calls for middle powers to unite amid 'rupture' in world order | ABC NEWSYouTube video by ABC News (Australia) 000
Reposted by infinite jesseChris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024SIMPLY HAVING A 10934846910809
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I am allergic to WhatSapp and it is ableist to make me use it. Work emergencies, nephew updates, unacceptable. Buy a real phone 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/10/2025It’s a fact: the Welsh word for “defibrillator” is “diffibriliwr” 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I think I just got a promotion? My title and pay are the same but I get new responsibilities? I didn’t apply for this but it suits the business transformation? Not sure how questions marks work 120
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 24/09/2025To the bird outside my window that says “mourir” for 16 hours a day, fuck you 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Nothing tastes as good as leaving eleven Teams chats unread feels 021
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I did the tour of this place as a kid, when they still let you wander around and see for yourself. It’s incredible and I dream about it oftenyoutu.beIs Fallingwater The Greatest House Ever Designed? (House Tour)YouTube video by The Local Project 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025The secret to an email job is writing the best emails and I am fully Genghis on that shit today. Making lazy “do my job for me” people fall off their chairs, that’s my kink 020
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Australia isn’t perfect but its domestic air travel is pretty close. You walk out of a car onto a plane, and then off the plane into a car. 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Doing a virtual tour of the most recent listings for apartments I used to have and getting so mad at who lived there later, so mad 110
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025A few months ago my brother in the northern hemisphere told me he got a PS5 Pro and when I asked him why he said “seasonal depression”. Anyhoo I’m looking at Ducati Monsters now 000
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Spent the last couple of hours configuring Google products and I’ve clicked on so many motorcycles, crosswalks, traffic lights and buses, I think I’m going out of my mind 120
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Joining a new work project to rewrite a multinational corp’s billing system. I say new, the first PowerPoint about it was from someone who retired in 2017 and it’s in 4:3 020
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Some sad and angry middle-aged nobody in a base model Kia swerved into the bike lane and almost hit me, then shouted “get off the fucking road, you’re a fucking idiot”. I hope he finds a way to get back some of the love and opportunity he’s lost in his life, and also some really awful haemorrhoids 030
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I know it’s dead but sometimes the old site’s posts just like bubble up, mentally 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Brian Eno makes some of the best soundtracks for being stuck in a foreign airport, or writing an email that may be admitted into evidence at the European Court of Justice 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Rocking up to my night performance review video call with a backlit upward laptop cam and a cold sore like 180
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Midnight meetings are worth it to hear Scottish people berating Americans who can barely understand what they’re saying 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 14/06/2025You can never step into the same river twice so try watching this once in a while walzr.com/IMG_0001walzr.comIMG_0001 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Been using Flight Simulator a lot lately and learning about my skills and limitations. I turn off the No Smoking light on approach now. Light em if you’ve got em and brace for impact 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 06/06/202535 years ago your stepmom would order pizza from the yellow phone on the kitchen wall. Nowadays an army of project managers and a couple of software thems make this possible 330
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Years ago when we were testing a new cloud system at work I set this picture in my profile. Now the whole company uses it, many thousands of people worldwide; I interact with everyone on it, mostly strangers, and can’t find a way to change the pic 110
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Feeling listless, might swap to an older phone from the junk drawer 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Ouchie, my shoulder is tender because I just got the 2025 quadrivalent influenza vaccine 010
infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 22/05/2025In six years I’ve had maybe 30 pros through my apartment. Engineering, roofing, plastering, plumbing, aircon, gas, electric, appliance, structural. Tomorrow it’s the painter to finish the job and if it’s not finished I will fill my pockets with stones and walk into the river (river view!) 030