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infinite jesse

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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Leaving work on a Friday, saw a new young trans/nb worker for the first time. Fit purposeful walk, polka dot sundress, mosaic of tattoos. They hurried into a convertible Mini with the top already down, we shared a look and a nod, then they ripped it out of there. Godspeed you weekend angel
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Nothing tastes as good as leaving eleven Teams chats unread feels
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s spring again, when everywhere smells like flowers and I make good decisions
Meg Ryan on a bike, leaning back eyes closed and arms out, finally feeling alive, in the mystical romance film City of Angels (1998, Nicholas Cage)
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First time meeting a coworker today, they said “you don’t look like your picture”
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I preordered a game to get early access today but due to Time Zones it isn’t available until tomorrow in Australia. Worst 11th September ever
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thanks to Gemini, my personal AI assistant from Google, I no longer see messages in Gmail from my bank or landlord or health insurance, helping me focus on what’s really important: special offers on products I’ll love
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My drag name is no longer Crystal Reports
Screenshot: the Saskatoon serviceberry
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s getting so cold I might have to use the fireplace because I have a fireplace
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Top TikTokers tip plans to impress Jodie Foster
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: I asked you to empty the dishwasher
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tomorrow is Good Friday, the anniversary of when Jesus and I both got impaled (different years). Stay safe
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Worth knowing and I’m spreading the word at work, if you call someone at like 1am, their iPhone doesn’t ring unless you call again within 3 minutes
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
From wheels touching ground in Melbourne to walking out of the terminal *with my checked bag* in 18 minutes, America could never
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One of my sisters had a kid this week (makes seven in total so far) and if all goes well, they’ll live into the 22nd century
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
Four panel comic. Man at computer smiles when his phone shows a notification. He checks it, news headline “endless hell grows again”. He puts it down looking concerned. He keeps working, looking crazed
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One New Year’s Eve in the early 2010s I was alone in the room with a billionaire’s art collection and I licked one of his original Picasso oil sketches
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Driving in deep snow, I miss it. Never learned to dance but I’ll get you anyplace in Toronto with an old Volvo and sideways too
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’m only vestigially Canadian now after 20 years overseas but damn this slap made me proud
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Canada's Mark Carney calls for middle powers to unite amid 'rupture' in world order | ABC NEWS
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fuck me
One taco, seven dollars
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Vintage maybe 1980s stock photo of man in tuxedo playing a PC keyboard with a violin bow
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The collective noun for Steves is a Rick
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Gay dung beetle #LookAtMyDoodle
A yellow post-it on which is drawn a dung beetle pushing a disco ball instead of a ball of dung
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I am allergic to WhatSapp and it is ableist to make me use it. Work emergencies, nephew updates, unacceptable. Buy a real phone
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It’s a fact: the Welsh word for “defibrillator” is “diffibriliwr”
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I think I just got a promotion? My title and pay are the same but I get new responsibilities? I didn’t apply for this but it suits the business transformation? Not sure how questions marks work
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
To the bird outside my window that says “mourir” for 16 hours a day, fuck you
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Nothing tastes as good as leaving eleven Teams chats unread feels
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I did the tour of this place as a kid, when they still let you wander around and see for yourself. It’s incredible and I dream about it often
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Is Fallingwater The Greatest House Ever Designed? (House Tour)
YouTube video by The Local Project
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The secret to an email job is writing the best emails and I am fully Genghis on that shit today. Making lazy “do my job for me” people fall off their chairs, that’s my kink
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Australia isn’t perfect but its domestic air travel is pretty close. You walk out of a car onto a plane, and then off the plane into a car.
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Doing a virtual tour of the most recent listings for apartments I used to have and getting so mad at who lived there later, so mad
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A few months ago my brother in the northern hemisphere told me he got a PS5 Pro and when I asked him why he said “seasonal depression”. Anyhoo I’m looking at Ducati Monsters now
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Spent the last couple of hours configuring Google products and I’ve clicked on so many motorcycles, crosswalks, traffic lights and buses, I think I’m going out of my mind
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Joining a new work project to rewrite a multinational corp’s billing system. I say new, the first PowerPoint about it was from someone who retired in 2017 and it’s in 4:3
A 1990s office worker with bangs and shoulder pads edits something on a beige desktop computer
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Some sad and angry middle-aged nobody in a base model Kia swerved into the bike lane and almost hit me, then shouted “get off the fucking road, you’re a fucking idiot”. I hope he finds a way to get back some of the love and opportunity he’s lost in his life, and also some really awful haemorrhoids
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I know it’s dead but sometimes the old site’s posts just like bubble up, mentally
From Bridger Winegar on Twitter in 2016: “If I’m faced with a problem, I always take a step back, think a second, and ask myself, “How would someone with coping skills handle this”
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Brian Eno makes some of the best soundtracks for being stuck in a foreign airport, or writing an email that may be admitted into evidence at the European Court of Justice
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Yeah sure, fine
Unedited screenshot, Google’s result for “US Presidents”. Nine are shown from Jimmy Carter in 1977. Between two trumps, Joe Biden is the only one with no picture
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Rocking up to my night performance review video call with a backlit upward laptop cam and a cold sore like
Baron Harkonnen (Lynch version) looking strung out and revolting
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Midnight meetings are worth it to hear Scottish people berating Americans who can barely understand what they’re saying
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You can never step into the same river twice so try watching this once in a while walzr.com/IMG_0001
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Been using Flight Simulator a lot lately and learning about my skills and limitations. I turn off the No Smoking light on approach now. Light em if you’ve got em and brace for impact
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
35 years ago your stepmom would order pizza from the yellow phone on the kitchen wall. Nowadays an army of project managers and a couple of software thems make this possible
The Domino’s app updating my phone screen with live info aboit my junk food delivery
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Years ago when we were testing a new cloud system at work I set this picture in my profile. Now the whole company uses it, many thousands of people worldwide; I interact with everyone on it, mostly strangers, and can’t find a way to change the pic
Congenitally deformed chihuahua with no chin, wearing a bow tie and a wig
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Feeling listless, might swap to an older phone from the junk drawer
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ouchie, my shoulder is tender because I just got the 2025 quadrivalent influenza vaccine
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It’s a fact: the gay middle child is the best one
Vintage 1980s, my striking mother looks proudly at her favourite child at his grade 6 graduation
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infinite jesse @pfsneu.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
In six years I’ve had maybe 30 pros through my apartment. Engineering, roofing, plastering, plumbing, aircon, gas, electric, appliance, structural. Tomorrow it’s the painter to finish the job and if it’s not finished I will fill my pockets with stones and walk into the river (river view!)
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