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pickin up your girl in the golf cart later

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Great Ape @ape.institute · 29/09/2026
38 year old qb sneak
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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Nick Lutsko's "I Wanna Be at the RNC", it says more about you than the author of the Infowars theme song. People who make this claim expose a deeper issue in their psyche, allowing them to lie to themselves and the public to prove they are not woke rolling stones.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this photograph.
Reuters caption: President Trump, first lady Melania Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping after watching a military demonstration from a balcony of the White House in Washington. REUTERS/Evan Vucci

Southpaw adds: Melania and Trump each look into the camera lens; Trump is intensely bug eyed and stiff while Melania looks desolated and betrayed. Xi watches them impassively.
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 25/09/2026
never heard of this
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 23/09/2026
all the ai shit apple put all over the place in the new iOS sucks shit and is mega annoying
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sad Nub Cat in the Rain
ALT: Sad Nub Cat in the Rain
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 16/09/2026
taylor why sir why
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 16/09/2026
man. man.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
15 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks down a boardwalk over a beach, smiling while wearing sunglasses and a yellow helmet that reads "SUN". The sun shines in the air behind him, wearing similar sunglasses and the same big smile. Two sailors watch from a boat on the ocean nearby, and one of them says "He's right with the sun."
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 15/09/2026
this inning needs to be over NOW
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 15/09/2026
all our weird guys making plays yesss
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 15/09/2026
yes dude YES
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 15/09/2026
another beautiful in field hit by benintendi
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 15/09/2026
please white sox please please please
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 14/09/2026
pretty wild trump's senior leadership can openly contradict him without punishment
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 12/09/2026
sitting down with buttoned jackets
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 10/09/2026
hard to get into nfl when the best tennis of my life was played less than 24 hours ago
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 09/09/2026
Ayn Thor by Microsoft
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 09/09/2026
this match is truly unbelievable
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 08/09/2026
went out near the Rockaways for the first time today, lovely ride
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 08/09/2026
TIAFOEEEEE
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ghoulnoise @ghoulnoise.com · 08/09/2026
"Alright"
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 07/09/2026
read on eck stink
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 07/09/2026
how many mound visits are gonna happen in this sox - twins game lol
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 06/09/2026
entering a zen state of having no clue how long FF7 2 is and not checking
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 05/09/2026
the machine is haunted
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 05/09/2026
gandalf is a pretty poor politician huh
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 05/09/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 05/09/2026
just said "1password and the shopify nazi gave $12m to DHH for his fake linux distro" which sounds like a made up jargon sentence from 30 rock
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 05/09/2026
this has been a wonderful white sox broadcast so far. bunch of great interviews
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 05/09/2026
what a catch Fedde!!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 04/09/2026
God us open on ESPN unlimited sucks so bad
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 03/09/2026
fellowship is broken 😞
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 03/09/2026
getting a lot of joy out of this reading of lotr
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 02/09/2026
ESPN's app sucks so bad for the US Open, genuinely embarrassing stuff
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
02 Sep 2026
Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 02/09/2026
this isn't their job
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 02/09/2026
dsa has many better ideas! biden sent rahm to japan as ambassador, something he wasn't qualified for and coincidentally was on the other side of the world. he's gonna get 0% of the votes in the primary once others bring up the murder he covered up. is this an embarrassment fetish or something?
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scary three-way collision in the Brewers outfield
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Great Ape @ape.institute · 01/09/2026
i probably wouldn't put my name on being the guy who can end the iran war
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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