Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i am not so sure that ross douthat video isn't some ancient curse that will kill you in 7 days if you watch it 1827122 0
Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026can I save myself by convincing someone else to watch it though? 040 0
Borracho y Loco @borrachoyloco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I saw another post mentioning that man. That's all I need to see of him, I think. 000 0
Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was already not going to watch it but now that I've been Morty-warned, hell no. 000 0
C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There is nothing on this earth that could convince me to willingly watch something that could accurately be described as a “Ross douthat video” 100 0
mattoween @matt.tasty.computer · 14/09/2026I feel like learning how his name is actually pronounced has dealt me cognitive damage 070 0
WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So if someone asks you to watch, you should not Douthat 1120 0
Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They SAY it’s seven days but really it can be anything up to a month 170 0
garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026blessed that I don't know what you're talking about ✨ 010 0
daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026can we at least put him at the bottom of a well 030 0
daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026oh there's no way I'm hitting play on a douthat video, especially knowing we're going to be flooded with them every week 0110 0
David in Spanish (Dahveed) @davitivan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why didn’t he shave or someone told him to shave 160 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026unfortunately i am all full on ancient curses right now 6831 0
hello @twotimesjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve only seen the still of it, am I safe? not gonna risk watching in any case 020 0
