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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Donald Trump has stolen SO MUCH money by treating his illegal tarriffs as his personal income that he can offer a trillion dollar bribe and the consensus response is “as if he’d actually pay lol”. That’s where the constitutional order is right now. Balance of powers. Rule of law. Brooklyn bridge
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The tugboat Potemkin
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AEW is the main character of WWE. 🤼‍♂️
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Power word:Slop
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Eric Wright @ericnwright.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Repost if you think the Church Street pedestrianization project should be made permanent and year-round. An absolute new gem of a space in the heart of Toronto’s LGBT community.
A streetscape wit people walking and socializing surrounded by dense skyscrapers.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina are an embarrassment to the game
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I do not have faith in the World Cup referees gotta say
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve bigged your last band
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Misery division
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Pope is WEAK on theology!
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You can’t accuse Trump of quid pro quo bribery cause he gives nothing back in return
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The man started a war and is trying to negotiate with straw men he made up and he can’t even win with them. Meanwhile the actual war(s) rumble on.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Best quote from CEO of MLSE today in how he will build a winning sports team based on data: “evidence based decisions are never wrong” Depends on the evidence no? Evidence of leadership from today’s #Leafs press conference was sorely lacking. Talk about pulling back the curtain
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Trump blames everyone who isn’t part of his war for the damage it’s causing all over the globe, while the rest of the globe blames those who actually created the mess. And Russia seems to be the only winner.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My love? Radar.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sensitive Fragile Glasslike Crystalline
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Aaron is right, and, what's more, the procedural irregularity Douglas details here shows that not only was that the Trump administration's goal here — but that Jones and Duncan helped them along (if it not directly being their goal as well).
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I am sorry about John Lithgow’s career suicide but he made his choice
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I have not enjoyed watching the right turn 1984 from a cautionary dystopia into a how-to manual but I am enjoying the fuck out of them turning antifa from a straw man projection into a church basement baseline. This shit is evil and most folks aren’t behind that.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
When do we find out who killed him?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/01/2026
So I watched the shooting video frame by frame and it looks like: 1) They were beating a struggling man with batons 2) His jacket opened revealing a gun in his waistband or lower back 3) The agent in gray grabbed the gun and was walking away 4) THEN the other agents shot the man in the back
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
there isn’t even an objective to all the chaos and transgression, there are various individuals within the regime who have ideological objectives, but a regime where power is acquired exclusively by flattering the executive, but the executive believes nothing, cannot organize towards clear goals
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
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gwent champ @gwentchamp.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Yeah. Because it's not actually politics, it's values.
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Zappit @zappit.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Today is an excellent day to restore Link’s account, as other people who did the exact same thing were only given short suspensions. He was one of the most positive voices here and he deserves to be reinstated.
Image of Link wearing a SPACE LAW hat. The words FREE LINK repeat against the background
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Peter Jeffe @pjeffe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Link
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The Dem leadership see the Washington Generals as a role model. The Republicans seem to favor Stalin as the ideal.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The Scotus six do not give a hoot what the Constitution says. They could not care less
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Kermit’s Hermits
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I know JD is focused on alienating Europeans and Catholics and he is kicking ass at that BUT WHAT IF they sent him to China with no leash. I mean we could have a hot global conflict before lunch. He’ll survive and write a memoir called Mascara and Mushroom Clouds
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If I owned Pepsi I would pay JD Vance to do Coke commercials
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Lord of the Rigs
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
So America is at a place where the government is sending whoever it wants to concentration camps wherever it wants with de facto life sentences and that’s not close to biggest crisis Americans are facing from said government. The slippery slope is fucking slippery! That cliche finally seems apt
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I, Samuel Alito, demand you respect the rules I disdain
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Why do Starmer, Poilivierre and Schumer all pretend the US isn’t off the rails into outright fascism? Cowardice.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The American economy is under attack by the American government, the American government also under attack from itself. Self-selected damage from above. What comes next?
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The Oscars acceptance speeches are proof that actors need writers
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Why is CBC interviewing a historian who sees trump/zelenski as akin to Reagan/Gorbachev with both trump and Reagan as firm strong leaders standing up to bad behaviour. Just beyond terrible content. Full of lies and spin and no actual history as it applies to Trump. Thanks CBC news network!
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Steven D. Brewer @stevendbrewer.com · 01/03/2025
In 1939, Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin agreed to divide and loot Poland. In 2025, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin agreed to divide and loot Ukraine.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Democratic senator final words as they enter the death chamber: think how much worse things would be if I hadn’t (punched left, upheld normal order, had no spine etc)
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Miners in the coal mine
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Many of us have had no political representation since that godforsaken referendum. We did all we could to kick out the Tories and our tactical voting gave Labour a big win. Ignoring us is bad for Labour and bad for the country. Our votes matter too and it’s beyond time politicians acknowledged that.
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Democrats: moving right, punching left for ever and ever amen
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Trump pretty clearly believes allies are suckers (Israel and Egypt excepted) soft power is worthless and fear and extortion are all that counts. The US’s image in the world has gone over the cliff and he’s not gonna pull the parachute cord. May you live in interesting times, America
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OwenWithee @owenwithee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Elon Musk: “Only AfD can save Germany, end of story." Also Elon Musk:
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Blimple @blimple.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I saw Blue Velvet in a theatre in lower Manhattan when it first came out. Two guys in front of me snuck in a dozen PBR’s and cheered on Dennis Hopper throughout the film(clearly not their first viewing). “Hit her!!” “Fuck her up Frank” A Lynchian experience, oof. RIP
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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Change in Headline
Before: ‘No One’s Life Is More Important to Him Than His’: Chris Christie on Trump and the Politicization of Disaster Relief
After: ‘Everything Is Politicized’: Chris Christie on Trump, Harris and Hurricane Lies
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