Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026My husband's first class flight to Dubai to get hair plugs has been canceled due to bombs??? Will no one think of my poor husband and his bald head 241035112
Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I'm right here, Morticia, I can hear youmedia.tenor.coma bald man blowing a bubble with a rubber band in his mouthAlt: a bald man has a lightbulb in his mouth which is lighting up and he is wearing a black cloak with a fur collar. It is uncle Fester from the Addams family. 000
Pedagogy Prodigy @vikinggod.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Just give his head a little spit-shine and a rub. He’ll be alright. 020
KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Flying to Dubai for gender-affirming surgery sounds a little foolhardy, don't you think? 070
habu333.bsky.social @habu333.bsky.social · 03/03/2026He could save money and just accept being bald. Never worry about combing hair or wind messing it up. 010
brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Big ups to all the bald husbands stuck in Dubai, don‘t let the shine from your head attract air-strikes 🙏 040
Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I bet @raxkingisdead.bsky.social will take him as is and give you reasonable trade-in value 020
Paulrus of West Bumblefrick @paulrusof.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Your husband should just audition for a generational sci-fi show. They hand out free hairpieces. 2321
Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 03/03/2026When did that change? I thought the plan had been to harvest the follicles from your back to give him a very full hair of hair. 250
Are US Eggs Cheaper, Yet? @cheaper-eggs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Who built Dubai next to Iran? Are they stupid?! 010
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/03/2026All the real ones know you go to Turkey for that shit. 1100
Richard H Moon @rmoonhill.bsky.social · 03/03/2026BRB, making a hairpiece out of mostly pistachio. 010
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026please he is so ugly, my husband 61685
Jordan @jordansmed.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Second rate anyway. Everyone knows you go to Turkey for hair plugs 140
