Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026My husband's first class flight to Dubai to get hair plugs has been canceled due to bombs??? Will no one think of my poor husband and his bald head 241035112 1K
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026please he is so ugly, my husband 61685 168
Murmorana @murmorana.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Send him to Turkey. They will do the job for half price or kill him trying. Either way, you can end up with a better looking husband 💍 090 9
Matt the Dad, fired lawyer (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/03/2026When my wife takes over Morty’s account for one post. 150 5
