Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/04/2025She's a 10 but she is a dark, endless void and not even light can escape her. 3925323
𓅃 Dr. Uzbuzz K'Bug I'buk ☭ @marmaduke-wellburn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025So she's a 12? Is that what you're saying? 010
Kakistocracy of TERROR! 💀 @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Oh hey I was married to her. (briefly, thirty years ago) 030
jonathanmlewis.bsky.social @jonathanmlewis.bsky.social · 30/04/2025You're dating a black hole....dump her for a nebula. 010
Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 30/04/2025I'd never want to escape her, if you get what I mean... ... (wait, what DOES that mean? Hold up...) 030
MichMonMothra🌁 @binthed.bsky.social · 30/04/2025🤍🪽media.tenor.coma pink and yellow symbol on a blue background that looks like a keyALT: a pink and yellow symbol on a blue background that looks like a key 000
unstuck in time @billypilgrim26.bsky.social · 30/04/2025You're gonna need to be more specific, that's every woman I dated from 1984 to 1993... 010
Big Bad Overlord @bigbadoverlord.bsky.social · 30/04/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man in a suit and tie saying you have my attention .Alt: Staring man with a blank expression and the words "You have my attention" 020
defender98.bsky.social @defender98.bsky.social · 30/04/2025media.tenor.coma man in a hat says it sounds kind of dangerous in front of treesALT: a man in a hat says it sounds kind of dangerous in front of trees 010
M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 30/04/2025So she's an 11? 040
Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Okay let me pitch an idea for a second “Event Horizon Barbie” 360
The Original Destroid @destroid.bsky.social · 30/04/2025media.tenor.coma black cat is standing on its hind legs and looking at the cameraALT: a black cat is standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera 010
VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Hey babe I love what you've done with your yawning abyss 170
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/04/2025you guys aren't supposed to like her :-/ 15470
🎃🕸️𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ (but spooky)💀👻 @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025A supermassive black hoe, if you will. 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I like my women how I like my coffee: so dark, light cannot escape their grasp. 000
ᑎOT Oᑎ ᗰY ᗩᑕᑕOᑌᑎT @not-on-my-account.bsky.social · 30/04/2025He was as dense as a neutron star and therefore no match for her. 140
Thomas Sinclair "Superfluous Enthusiast" @thomsin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025A 20. I surrender to the void. 000
OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025/whispering I can fix her, my vantablack singularity 1100
