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Phoebe @secretphoebe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There's always a reason. 2010 was bank bailouts/Obamacare wasn't UHC 2012 was drones 2014 was drones 2016 was unrelatable hawkish pantsuit wearer also Bernie would have won 2018 was Bernie would have won 2020 was They Ratfucked Bernie 2022 was Egg Price Bad also Where's My $600 2024 was Gaza

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Because of the phrase "cope and seethe", "coping mechanism" implies the existence of a "seething mechanism".

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The idea of Farage trapped in an eternal cycle of resigning & fighting by-elections against a bin like some shit Sisyphus is immensely appealing

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Having a dog is a great way to find yourself uttering brand new sentences like "Stop rolling on the worm."

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I won't escape Samsara so much as I will be summarily ejected.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cook Political Report has moved Susan Collins from Leans Concerned to Likely Concerned.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: Tequila

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Downplay a book or movie: Gentleman of the Rings: Return of the Count.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: A Feast For Counting Crows

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The Cinnamon Challenge was originally the Cinna Man Challenge, orignally undergone by Pompey when he faced Julius Caesar. Caesar was a supporter of Cinna, and was thus referred to as a Cinna Man.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Just a reminder that a Historically Accurate Odyssey involves you inviting a poet to dinner so he can recite the poem to you.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I was wrong, it wasn't until early Friday. And we shall see about the second half.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Post an album you have listened to 100 times.

Album cover for Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When asked for comment, MQ-1’s next of kin said “He wasn’t just a good aircraft, he was a good person -kind, loyal, and incredibly aerodynamic. Would you like to complete the paragraph in this style?”

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

No, I did not deceive you ny telling you I am a Man Of Action. Running away is an action, you just chose to ignore that when you went to interpret what I meant.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

$5.75 bagging groceries and bringing in carts in 2000.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

They really changed this character since The Neverending Story.

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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Many of the justices deserve to have Ted Cruz as a colleague.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Post something random or ypu will have an awful April

"Ready to jam on Bubba's sax?"
"Now that's one big beautiful Bill!"
*Nancy Reagan noises*

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

April Fool's Day + Moon Launch = April Lunatic's Day

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trump is frantically asking how to declare bankruptcy on a war.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Just like with the German invasion of Russia in WWII, we could gave done things to get the populace of Iran on our side, but the very forces that made us strike made us unable to do so.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Head Athletic Trainer at a major university and Pharmacist.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

DOJ lawyer fined for contempt...Prince Andrew arrested...Yoon sentenced to life in prison... Lots of signs of change in the last 24 hours.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 05/02/2026

so what, you're spreading gloom to demoralize americans just for the love of the game?

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I think practicing in 80 degree weather to then play in 10 degree weather was a terrible idea. Your body will not be ready for it and you'll get exactly what you're seeing from the Rams.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Saddened for Flat Fuck Friday and Shut The Fuck Up Friday as they have been displaced by Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Make a Bond movie casual. Dr. Only If You Finish Your Dinner

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Queer people being able to love freely and without fear makes life better for everyone, including straight people.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Insane that they decided to Cargo Cult the GWB administreation. If you're going to do that, at least do it with an administration that was popular.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Ruin two bands by combining them Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

It really makes no sense that we call a Rooster's call Crowing when no Crow makes that sound.

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Bruce Cullen 🇨🇦🫡 @bacullenyyc.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

A national news organization regressing to a podcast…

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I have a joke about the Augean Stables but it's too dirty to repeat here.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I have 49 jokes about the Danaids that I will tell you once this well is full.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I still remember the code to get to the last level in Kid Icarus

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

My mom was a terrible cook and tried making meatloaf from scratch. She was also paranoid about undercooking it so it was so overcooked we had to try to saw through it with steak knives.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Notre Dame is up 14-0 on Syracuse without the offense having stepped on the field.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

We don't need MTG to do lots of damage to be helpful. Think about what RFK Jr brought with him in support, that's all it takes to swing things.

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I guess we're all about to learn the laws that govern US House vacancies in Georgia.

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cuppycup @cuppycup.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.

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Eustis Bell @eustisbellusaf.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Close enough to post the meme

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Z-Pack Chopra seems like a good pun-based handle to use.

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