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Chef Diogenes

@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
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Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic Make your kitchen ungovernable Stop washing your chicken

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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As we talk about what happened at Cornell, please take a moment to learn about how a young LSU student is fighting for help against that school’s storied football program
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BABY JAIL ACQUIRED. mama seems to be quite happy with baby jail because she can do her business and eat some food and have pets undisturbed for a bit
Three kittens (two grey and white, one black, lying together on a big fleece inside a baby jail,
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Ciara says Get me outta Kansas🥺 @ciarasdiaryy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plugging my crowdfund for visibility💔🏳️‍⚧️ Any support helps ❗️
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Ciara says Get me outta Kansas🥺 @ciarasdiaryy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ko-fi.com/ciara93086 Im currently raising💰 for EMERGENCY🚨RELOCATION im currently being cyber stalked by my ex abuser and have been financially cut off from my black conservative family. I have a job opportunity in LA. I need help ending my lease early (550$) + extra emergency travel funds (500$)

Alt text: Pink fundraiser flyer with two photos of a woman with her small dog and the dog with her puppies. The flyer says she is raising money for emergency relocation, is being cyberstalked by an ex-abuser, has been financially cut off from family, is raising four dogs alone, and had her healthcare hours reduced. She has a job opportunity and friends in Los Angeles and needs $550 to end her lease early plus $500 for emergency travel. She is currently in Kansas trying to relocate to LA.
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seven women are now at the center of this investigation. Five may be dead. No final account has been established. We should not need a million files, a room full of chemicals, and the possibility of a serial killer before missing women become visible. www.swopbehindbars.org/post/seven-w...
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Seven Women Were Missing. Why Did It Take a House Full of Evidence to Make Them Visible?
The unfolding Philadelphia investigation is not yet a solved serial-killer case. It is already a warning about whose disappearances are treated as urgent - and whose are allowed to become background n...
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We try to post threads because we know not everyone will click links. This is one of those threads, please read it, but please also click the link and read the entire piece. We have been watching this story unfold but haven't seen much media traction. There is a serial killer in Philadelphia.
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 23/09/2026
KAUNTINENTAL CLASSIC
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Yum In My Mouth
Alt: patrick star licking mouth with bib captioned dopamine seratonin oxytocin endorphins
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE P L E A S E
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OhmyGOD IT'S HAPPENING
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I forgot that tennis player Novak Djokovic loves pule SO MUCH that a rumor started in 2012 that he bought the world's supply.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Learn to make pork chops.
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TheOldScratchKitchen @oldscratchkitchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Knife selection is important. The knife must match what you are cutting. Bread knife for bread. Chef's knife for most jobs. Lightsaber for your estranged father who turned to the dark side. Follow me for more helpful cooking tips.
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TheOldScratchKitchen @oldscratchkitchen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cutting lemons is the perfect way to find every tiny cut on your hand. Follow me for more cooking tips
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yet another browser I'm not touching ever again.
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TheOldScratchKitchen @oldscratchkitchen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pork chops are a lot easier to work with than people think. Scratchy is here to show you 3 ways to make them - straight up, a popular method, and then a little experiment. Like and Subscribe, and share share share.
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The Pork Chop 123
YouTube video by The Old Scratch Kitchen
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey y'all, you should give my friend here a follow if you want some kick ass meat cooking tips. Im trying some new stuff myself and this guy knows what hes talking about!!
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TheOldScratchKitchen @oldscratchkitchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Welcome to The Old Scratch Kitchen. You can call me Scratchy. Here's the first lesson - don't be afraid to try new things in the kitchen.
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Should I Have Just Made Ribs?
YouTube video by The Old Scratch Kitchen
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The New Yorker Jesus Christ. Anyone who had even a word to say about Hunter Biden should be dropping their jaws over this.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taking the trash out at work, several trees worth of crows are staring at me. An mass murder. I've never lived a bad pun before.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New goal. The channel is up and running with 1 video. The socials are about to go live this coming week when I drop video 2 tomorrow evening. I need to become legit fast enough that I'll be allowed to bring snacks for the talent at @mysterywrestling.bsky.social in Philly.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spoiler alert, no.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh pink is gonna be pissed
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JFC the whole thing with 9/11 was Never Forget and he's either lying or He Forgot.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Heh
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rest easy, Andy Williams. You crushed it in music in Every Time I Die and you were terrifying in the ring as The Butcher. He was 48.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Passed a totally empty Waymo on the highway in Philly. I hope it wasn't going to pick anyone up - my brake pedal was acting funny and it just kept slowing me down whenever I got in front of the Waymo. How strange.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Alright but when do we get the Pets of AEW?
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's a good thing that this is all just marketing hype from the labs and that the agents are simply acting according to a distribution of statistical probabilities. Otherwise this would be scary!
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I somehow forgot how hard I fw lightly fried floured anchovy fillets.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Welp. Working tonight, so no live #AEWAllIn for me. I'll catch it tomorrow, so very little posting today to dodge spoilers
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Looks like I'm filming the first video this weekend. Long form for YouTube, diced up into several short form videos for Tiktok et al. "Should I just make ribs?"
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm going to be starting a cooking channel to help people learn to cook. What do you want to learn? Is there a dish you've always wanted to make? Maybe you're intimidated by pork chops? Maybe you're autistic like me, and need things described a certain way for it to click? Help ya boy.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just sent a homemade video to the corporate office. The project took nearly 3 months to finish. All out of spite, for being told that something wasn't possible.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who haven't been blessed yet
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Pitbull x Dolly Parton - Powerful Women (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Pitbull
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I realized recently that I harbor a vague non-scientific bias against inexpensive vegetable oils, like canola, soybean, and corn, all of which are perfectly healthy, inexpensive, and require much less land usage than olive. Corn oil is basically a food production leftover!
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The very first word of your post answered the question. People now equate olive oil with fancy, so they play fast and loose with heat control. At this point, I put it in the same category as truffle - great, but people are using it entirely too much at a time.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I literally saw a campaign ad from PA Republicans two days ago talking about how safe mail in voting is. He's killing his own support system even more.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Zachary B Wolf is a moron.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
there’s nothin im gonna be able to say about Dolly Parton that you don’t already know. she is an inspiration. my kids have loved getting books in the mail from Dolly. you can donate to her imagination library here: donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well yeah Game recognize game
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
While I'm generally a lil freaked out by mascots, furries have generally been the kindest people I've ever met. Some of the BEST tippers, too. My servers loved furry meet ups.
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Debra Thayer @thefishgoddess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I swiped this
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cops would rather spend 1000+ hours not finding the world's most famous YouTuber in a dumpster than help turn the lights back on in Gary
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Imagine not only defending the racist shit bag, but publicly saying that his voice deserves a place in modern society. Goodbye career.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Using a one wish Willow to get sucked into an isekai but it ends up being the Aladdin game for SNES.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I demand a recount, I despise shoestring fries. The smash burgers of the fry world
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