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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s all folks
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am the Price Master
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was actually super killer to grab the 4 for 1 movie sale dvds from a bin in Walmart or target I wish we could do that again
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ordering 386 mg of aspirin would trigger a welfare check on me by pharmacy
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need a seperate geriatric ER And a separate geriatric specialty hospital that accepts transfers for only 78 and older, special cases 70 and above considered
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot doggin’ it
Odie, black and tan dachshund with his paws tucked and Abbie, a blond dachshund looking longly at me with her resting sad face
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well if the Eiffel Tower didn’t include Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci, I guess the next lady who could do drywall and cook a moist turkey would be my next best plan
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does a CD ROM Windows XP version of Tetris exist because I WANT TO PLAY TETRIS WITHOUT FUCKING ADS
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NO I DONT WANT TO DOWNLOAD THE APP OR JOIN THE SUBSCRIPTION
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
second child
fanart of Asuka Langley from Neon Genesis Evangelion, with her huge Eva 02 mecha behind her, both seen from a low, close to the ground angle, at sunset, with the light behind both of them and the cloudy sky
she's wearing white sneakers, big white socks, a skirt and a bomber jacket
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wet wiener day
Odie, a black and tan dachshund, being a very wet hotdog boy
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They asked for my pronouns at Sephora 🥲
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Therapist: I think the idea of a bucket list would be really good for you goal planning wise Me: I’m 36 Therapist: never to late to start
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dad: so I asked Claude about it Me: yeah so what did Agent Smith have to say?
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chase Bank Hit with Space Laser — Alex Schaefer, 2024
Painting of an exploding suburban bank branch. A beam is shooting straight down from the sky into the bank.
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just threw a pile of dirty clothes into a suitcase like a fucking raccoon for my flight home to my parents
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh wow I wish emergency medicine docs stopped being so busy trying to one up each other with patients per hour and admit we just stay up for 24-28 hours straight when we work our first night shift all the time because our sleep schedule is fucked constantly
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to leave the hospital after dark after catching up on charts on my day off and there was an odd guy milling around right next to my car in hospital parking. Tried to beeline it into my car because I don’t have time to get stabbed or mugged.
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The two warring sex cults that rule America are fighting
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watched a video on making chili dogs and the entire comment section was trench warfare level fighting between whether chili has beans or not
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No one: Me trying to talk to every animal in Baldurs Gate 3:
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Halsin: I Like Ducks
ALT: Halsin: I Like Ducks
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
According to this tribute, Charlie Kirk ended up in same place in the afterlife as Stalin, Hitler and Osama bin Laden.
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No one: Midwest sports bar: “uh ya I’ll take the the 9/11 special America burger”
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a fine day for one of my AC units to shit the bed
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
before you consider getting mad at how people use online, remember:
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every ER shift is like eating a shit sandwich, except lately they’ve been putting an extra scoop of shit on the sandwich
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dudes rock
Donald Featherstone, the creator of the plastic pink flamingo, and his
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes we all make mistakes like eating a hospital bratwurst at 1 am
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Work is stressing me out so much I’m fucking sleep walking
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“There’s nothing I can do better than out bitch a bitch”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's me
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
<hits send email>
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Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I swear every day I write a sentence I never could have imagined uttering like even a day earlier.
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shrimp mania tonight
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ 2025
A post-apocalyptic parody of Grant Wood's American Gothic painting.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
gotta find a way
a man staring at two people having a conversation about something unheard and thinking to himself "shit, gotta find a way to make this conversation be about eels. I don't know what they're talking about but I know a lot about eels. Scientists are still trying to figure out what eel reproduction looks like. I want to talk about the mystery of eel. Not this."
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s something about methodically cleaning and doing water replacement on my freshwater shrimp tank that is providing me zen to a level that is going to prevent me from going ballistic at a series of hospital and EMS meetings after working only nights the past 10 days
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What’s the chance my sisters husbands back going out a week after she gave birth to their child is a red flag?
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If the past two weekends is any hint at what winter respiratory season is going to be like I’m gonna be extremely mentally unwell
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I learned that someone can have a TSH level over 800 last night
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.cbsnews.com/news/grand-c... Pretty jarring to see a campground I backpacked into the last decade washed away Especially after seeing the North Rim Grand Canyon Lodge burn down last year Honestly some of my favorite places to have ever traveled
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Dozens evacuated from parts of the Grand Canyon after flash floods
The flash floods hit Bright Angel Canyon and the Phantom Ranch Area on Saturday afternoon, the National Park Service said. No injuries were reported.
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Standards and Practices: Life in the ER”
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Relevant ER chief complaint
Narrator: the patient indeed provided an adequate description of their medical emergency today
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please do not contact me while I’m composing video compilations of my dachshunds specifically timed with music from Enya
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Went to an antique air show in the middle of a cornfield and got home made potato salad out of a crockpot Hell yeah
Half eaten hamburger and potato salad
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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bought my sister a bunch of postpartum related mom gifts for her baby shower and so glad that I did in hindsight
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