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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 11h
If someone was going to win an award for being hot at privateering school, it’d be these two boyfriends 😌 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. They’re posing beside large versions of the cake toppers Ed was obsessed with in s2e1 while he was missing Stede. The drawing is done in the style of a recent photo of Taika and Rhys at the Academy Museum where they were standing beside large Oscar Awards. Ed is gazing up at the figure in a pink suit, while Stede is pursing his lips and holding his glasses beside the figure wearing a blue dress. The stand for both figures says “Academy for Wayward Seaman” instead of “Academy Museum of Motion Pictures”
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 15h
i should really try chisel trimming too. i love the guillotine but i either have to pay $20 to rent time on one, or go bother @gaywatson.bsky.social at work 😅💛 would be nice to have an at-home option!
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 17h
omg i feel the opposite, i love a chonky book!! and i still haven’t had a real success with rounding a spine and i think it’s bc my text blocks are too thin 💔 i tend toward smaller type and margins but maybe i gotta up them. i’m also not trimming by hand tho. how do you trim your text blocks?
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 19h
when @anathxmadevice.bsky.social arranged the prompts i saw october 22nd and was like omg. a gift?? a gift for me????
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 19h
riiiiiight. the vellum bind-in. the untrimmed foreedge. the nice heavy weight of the pages. the texture on the letters from the paper being pressed not-quite-perfectly to the inked type. the text block that fits like 5 words to a line bc you gotta have 18pt garamond and also giant margins
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the fun thing about doing this when the special interest in question is printing and bookmaking and Cool Old Books is that sometimes the book you check out about bookmaking is, in itself, a Cool Old Book
A book, In Quest of the Perfect Book by William Dana Orcut, on a person’s lap. It has a brown cover with a gold foil design. The design is very symmetrical, with parallel lines which form geometric, interlocking shapes, and also arc around the title and author name. The lines also encircle two small medallion motifs which look like Celtic knots, and there is a bit of scrollwork at the top which has more of an organic look but is still left-right symmetrical.The book, opened to the title page. On the left is a full-color reproduction of a medieval manuscript page with an illuminated illustration. On the right is the title page, which reads “In Quest of the Perfect Book. Reminiscences & Reflections of a Bookman. William Dana Orcutt. Published MCMXXVI. Boston. Little, Brown & Company. There is an ex libris in the center of the page. However, the title page is obscured by a thin piece of translucent vellum bound into the book, on which is printed in smaller red type a caption for the left-hand image: “Queen Mary’s Psalter, English, 14th Century. The Last Judgment. (Brit. Mid. Royal MS. 2B vii, 11x7 inches)”The book open to the first page of the first chapter. It is set in a serif type face, fairly large by today’s standards, maybe 18pt? There are sizable margins on the top, bottom, and outer edge of the page.  

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IN QUEST OF THE PERFECT BOOK
"HERE is a fine volume," a friend remarked, handing me a copy of The Ideal Book, written and printed by Cobden-Sanderson at the Doves Press.
"It is," I assented readily, turning the leaves, and enjoying the composite beauty of the careful typography, and the perfect impression upon the soft, handmade paper with the satisfation one always feels when face to face with a work of art. "Have you read it?”
"Why-no," he answered. "I picked it up in London, and they told me it was a rare volume. You don't necessarily read rare books, do you?” 
My friend is a cultivated man, and his attitude toward his latest acquisition irritated me; yet after thirty years of similar disappointments I should not have been surprised. How few, even among those interested in books, recognize the fine, artistic touches that constitute the difference between the commonplace and the distinguished! The volume under discussion was written by an authority
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me try that again…
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
heyyyy i know that aquarium!!!! 🦈🐠🪼
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this feels like a kinktober prompt
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the actual hardest part of living alone is i have no one to tell me what size tupperware to use for my leftovers. someone pls come estimate volumes for me bc i am hopeless
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
throwing this one out there for take two tuesday because why not??? it's been a minute.
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
impressed at your eloquence right out the gate bc i think my journal entry from my first watch was something like “oh fuck okay i gotta process that” 😂
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
adhd “can’t do it unless i care about it” + pmdd “can’t care about anything for one week a month” truly a stunning duo
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stede is admittedly so fun to write kink content abt bc he has that delicious shame
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yummyyy! i did garlic + ginger + a squeeze of fresh lemon which is also delish, highly recommend
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
woke up too late to take my adhd meds today and now i’ve been trying to make dinner for an hour and all i’ve managed to do is chop some kale 💀
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m so glad it’s making everyone else giggle as much as me 😂
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Iris, circa 1630. Artist unknown, but from a Dutch series titled "Various New Tulips and other Flowers". Available as a print to buy in our online shop: publicdomainreview.org/product/iris
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry what were you saying i can’t stop watching ed light up his extra long pipe
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A great day to re-share the Archie hoop I made for @ann-banann.bsky.social! 🏹 #GarlicSoupWeek
Abstract cross stitch design inspired by Archie from OFMD
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Anne🍒 @annannjay.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
sleepy garlic soup pile from last year‘s #garlicsoupweek i never posted here #ofmd #ofmdfanart #garlicsoup
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Pola G 🦋 @polagblue.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Here is Jim, because Jim is just good for any prompt for Garlic Soup 😆 I'm thrilled how it came out #DigitalPainting #GarlicSoupWeek #OFMD
A digital oil brushes painting of Jim based on bts photo by Samba. They are holding a rope and fliping the bird at the sky, wraring black glove, armbraces, yellow shirt, pants with lots of belts and suspenders too
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
came here to say this 😂😂
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
….i think my new hobby is giving me a migraine
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
second sock syndrome so bad i picked up a brand new hobby instead 😬😅
A just-started cross stitch project. There’s Aida cloth with some stitches in the corner, and on top of it is a ring of embroidery floss bobbins arranged by color, and a printed-out pattern.
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy kinktober
Ed lying on his back with his hands tied over his head, Ned is looking at him from the side. Text on the screenshot says "Tighter, please. I think you've almost fixed my lower back"
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen you already know this cow fic is not going to be anywhere near ready by the 26th, maybe if i could get a week or two off from having emotional crises we could get somewhere with it but alas 😭
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait what the fuck it’s october tomorrow???
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SARAH ANATHXMADEVICE PISS FIC happy kinktober to meeeee
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OH????????
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok that took an embarrassing number of hours and falling off a ladder twice, but: i have curtains!!!
a bedroom with floor to ceiling white curtains over the two windows. the bed has an olive green bedspread and a blahaj stuffed shark, which is not relevant to the curtains but important to me personally
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m alright! not hurt, just startled lol
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of the two times resulted in me landing flat back against a brick wall 😅
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
muscle memory is really something, i had to get a new stepladder and this one is 6ft instead of 5 so it has one more step and i have fallen off it TWICE today bc i very confidently stepped down off what i thought was the last step and the ground was not there
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at this point the thought of living with a dog this reactive for the next 5-10 years makes me want to kms and the thought of giving her up makes me want to kms in a different way so. really doing great over here
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👀👀👀👀👀👀 ^me staring so closely at this little sneak peak i’m giving myself eye strain
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard
young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i had stede bonnet money i would have pulled a stede bonnet and abandoned my whole life on a whim ten times over by now tbh
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤠😘 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in a black leather western style outfit. There are an assortment of metal details and buckles on the pants. The vest is a patchwork piece with fringe. Ed is wearing black leather gloves with pointy nails attached to them. He’s touching his black cowboy hat in a gesture that conveys greeting or acknowledgment. He’s also wearing the cat bell that he wore in s2 of OFMD. There’s a blue sky behind him along with some distant mountains.
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*and publish all your favorite works but also a bunch of your own writing lol like literally this is my dream life, it’s not fair 😂
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a guy just can’t get really obsessed with early printing, buy a bunch of old books, trace enlarged versions of the type over and over to learn the design principles, draw his own typeface, get a pal to reproduce it as lead type, and open a fine press together these days
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reading more about william morris and kelmscott press and. i just. oh to be a wealthy autistic man in the 1800s with enough money to do whatever the fuck you wanted
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CONGRATS that’s awesome!!!
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of "kisses" ❤️
Embroidery of "that's a kiss" moments from Our Flag Means Death, surrounding the embroidered words "I love you. I love you. I know.  I know that"

#OFMD
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh NEAT that’s so fun!!! i have been wanting to try cross stitch but am overwhelmed by choice, there’s so many amazing patterns out there haha
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