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JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 6h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok that took an embarrassing number of hours and falling off a ladder twice, but: i have curtains!!!
a bedroom with floor to ceiling white curtains over the two windows. the bed has an olive green bedspread and a blahaj stuffed shark, which is not relevant to the curtains but important to me personally
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
muscle memory is really something, i had to get a new stepladder and this one is 6ft instead of 5 so it has one more step and i have fallen off it TWICE today bc i very confidently stepped down off what i thought was the last step and the ground was not there
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at this point the thought of living with a dog this reactive for the next 5-10 years makes me want to kms and the thought of giving her up makes me want to kms in a different way so. really doing great over here
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard
young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤠😘 #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in a black leather western style outfit. There are an assortment of metal details and buckles on the pants. The vest is a patchwork piece with fringe. Ed is wearing black leather gloves with pointy nails attached to them. He’s touching his black cowboy hat in a gesture that conveys greeting or acknowledgment. He’s also wearing the cat bell that he wore in s2 of OFMD. There’s a blue sky behind him along with some distant mountains.
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reading more about william morris and kelmscott press and. i just. oh to be a wealthy autistic man in the 1800s with enough money to do whatever the fuck you wanted
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of "kisses" ❤️
Embroidery of "that's a kiss" moments from Our Flag Means Death, surrounding the embroidered words "I love you. I love you. I know.  I know that"

#OFMD
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did you know you can just check out books about your special interest from the library. why do i always forget i can do that
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothin but love in that fluffy head
Digital sketch of ofmd Ed teach and Stede bonnet when they run into each other in the antique shop. Ed is catboyed and Stede is puppyed. Ed is in the foreground looking grumpy and tired, his cat ears flat and level with his head, Stede is behind him smiling and looking at him with an adoring expression, his tail wagging enthusiastically, hearts surrounding his head
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alright, what have we been working on this week? Anything Kinktober-y? 👀 This week's bonus words are: sharp, rush and pull 🔥 #WIPWednesday
OFMD Kinktober #WIPWednesday 

Bonus challenge: share a snip that includes one of these words! 

sharp, rush, pull
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
could i maybe just get like, a couple months after having to make the hardest decision of my life before being forced to make another top 3 hardest decision? or even just finish the first decision first? the divorce hearing is in 2 weeks, couldn’t “do i need to give my dog up” wait til then?
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The "Bed Series" was a set of intimate portraits of lesbian sex workers made by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec in the 1890s behind the scenes at a Parisian brothel. More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t…
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*slaps roof of fic* this baby can fit so much gender in it (seriously this fic is SO GOOD)
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
shout out to my mortgage company for sending me explicit instructions of how to mail them my insurance refund check, and then when i call 1.5 weeks later stressing about whether they got this $1200 check that’s just floating around somewhere, being like “lol why didn’t you just deposit it online”
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't have a lot to offer but I can always make everyone's life better and give you HER
fem version of Blackbeard from our flag means death wearing alt outfit version
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hey does anyone actually like their job and if so. how did you figure out what kind of job you would actually like doing i feel like i need to go back to those high school aptitude tests and just have somebody tell me what i might be good at. just throw the whole career away and start over!
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Laura🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
overnight oat recipe or fanfic description, you decide
common ratio  by texture google screenshot
thick and firm
creamy and spoonable
loose and very wet
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
one must imagine sisyphus with a fun little beverage
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
#ofmds2spoilers just for a moment,,,,
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Stede Bonnet, Do you- #ofmds2spoilers
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i had to edit some website pages these week that had not been significantly updated since about 2010 and you can tell because one of them referenced the numa numa guy. so guess what has been stuck in my head for 2 days
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
M.C. Escher : Crab Canon, 1963 Multi-block woodcut
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ed Teach waiting for his homie smooches.
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JK ✨️ @jkmakes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Do the thing that you can do. Whatever it is, wherever you are. The thing you actually do, however small, is of infinite more value than the most grand perfect thing you imagine but do not do.
Acrylic painting of a chicken holding bolt cutters. It says, embrace diversity of tactics.
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fixing up the inn #ofmd #ofmdfanart #innkeepersweek repost from 2024
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i love how every year i reach a point of basically just giving up on my garden (automatic watering still going but letting the pests do what they will) and then 80% of my plants are like “cool thanks this was exactly the level of care we were looking for all along, time to flourish”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i don’t have ANY of the bonus words so far in my wip but that’s probably bc i still haven’t gotten to their actual scene, we’re still in the middle of their weird weeks-long foreplay
He's trying to, at least, but he keeps getting distracted by his own image in the Zoom window next to Lucius's.
Specifically, by the piercing in his left ear, an understated, elegant little diamond in a gold setting that catches the light when he turns his head at just the right angle.
Ed had pierced it for him a few nights before, ice and a sharp needle and his bare thighs on either side of Stede's hips to pin him in place. Like two schoolgirls at a sleepover, or at some perverted fantasy of it, at least until Ed started murmuring filth in his ear about how he'd look once it healed and they could swap the post for the ear tag Ed had made for him. Shushing him, cooing soft calming nonsense, "shhh, sweetheart, I know, you're scared, but I have to do it, yeah? Need to tag you, let everyone know whose you are. Can't risk anyone else taking you home, thinking you're theirs, they won't take care of you like I will, it's for your own good, sweetheart, come on, just take it—" while Stede whined and bucked underneath him like the bull he wasn't yet pretending to be.
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they should invent a head that doesn’t hurt
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this song has strong ed and jack vibes to me. maybe in an alternate universe where ed had the chance to find some softness a little sooner. also it’s just so freaking good. pls someone tell me you see the vision 🙏 youtu.be/tB0YjuHYbPE
youtu.be
boygenius - Afraid of Heights (official lyric video)
YouTube video by boygenius
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
passed a white pickup truck parked on the street and was like “huh i wonder when i’ll stop thinking every white maverick is her car” yeah no it was in fact her car and we jumpscared each other coming around the corner in ace hardware 💀
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AJ the Not Great 🔞 @ajthenotgreat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s him! 😭 ❤️
Depressed, drunk, oily-haired Izzy. Happy, sober, clean Izzy.
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i stg i can pinpoint the shift into my luteal phase down to like a 2 hour window
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cerahumana.bsky.social @cerahumana.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Começando a semana daquele jeitinho
Imagem mostra desenho de rato pensativo com os dizeres " i dont want tô be strong anymore

I want Nice things tô happen to me for free
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you haven’t read seaglass….. consider this your sign. one of my favorite depictions of the ed-blackbeard relationship, and the way stede instinctively fits into it, of any fic. also the way @robertaseaport.bsky.social describes both leather and knitwear nearly makes me drool 😍
archiveofourown.org
Seaglass - Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thought too much about floggers, had to start rereading the Seaglass series from the beginning again
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my deep and sincere hope for the impact toys kinktober prompt is for everyone to get kinkier about calico jack’s whip
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
something ed would definitely say to stede during an argument with zero context
tumblr post by bebemoon: if you’re not playing mermaids with me i have to assume you’re playing mermaids against me
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
why is my ex-wife’s sister’s ex-wife texting me out of the blue about our respective exes’ grandma’s funeral what’s going on here
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ed Teach being the best most supportive partner on the high seas
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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a little undernegotiated power exchange, in which ed tries to fatten stede up a bit before their upcoming cow insemination roleplay (it’s a whole thing)
On Saturday, they’re out to dinner and Stede is hemming and hawing trying to decide between a poached pear salad and a butternut squash risotto. They both do genuinely look good, is the thing, and although he’s aware he’s getting a little thicker around the middle these days, he’s also never been one to resist a bit of indulgence, and so he probably would have ended up getting the risotto of his own volition. But he never has the chance to find out, because Ed makes that considering little hum and then the waiter appears and Ed snaps his menu shut and says smoothly, “Duck confit for me, please, and my husband will have the risotto,” and then the waiter is gone and Ed is gazing at Stede with a perfectly pleasant expression but a sharp heat in his eyes, foot pressed against Stede’s under the table. 

It keeps happening. Little nudges toward the richer, more indulgent option. A swap in the grocery cart that Stede doesn’t notice until checkout, a casual comment on a restaurant menu, “That sounds up your alley, doesn’t it, love?” Each time, Ed’s tone is light but his eyes are sharp and bright, like he’s daring Stede to disagree with him. Each time, Stede gazes back, feeling the twist of heat in his gut, and nods as dumbly as an animal. Yes, that does sound good. Yes, I’ll let you choose. Yes, I’ll have whatever you decide to give me.
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Mikey @strangledrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
thinking about him
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