Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444701072
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment 68105684319
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ok that took an embarrassing number of hours and falling off a ladder twice, but: i have curtains!!! 2270
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026muscle memory is really something, i had to get a new stepladder and this one is 6ft instead of 5 so it has one more step and i have fallen off it TWICE today bc i very confidently stepped down off what i thought was the last step and the ground was not there 3100
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026at this point the thought of living with a dog this reactive for the next 5-10 years makes me want to kms and the thought of giving her up makes me want to kms in a different way so. really doing great over here 130
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard 1122471
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Lucia ✨🏴☠️🎨🏳️🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🤠😘 #OFMDfanart #OFMD 3418465
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026reading more about william morris and kelmscott press and. i just. oh to be a wealthy autistic man in the 1800s with enough money to do whatever the fuck you wanted 2190
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026did you know you can just check out books about your special interest from the library. why do i always forget i can do that 3290
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nothin but love in that fluffy head 513960
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 392368381
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alright, what have we been working on this week? Anything Kinktober-y? 👀 This week's bonus words are: sharp, rush and pull 🔥 #WIPWednesday 083
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026could i maybe just get like, a couple months after having to make the hardest decision of my life before being forced to make another top 3 hardest decision? or even just finish the first decision first? the divorce hearing is in 2 weeks, couldn’t “do i need to give my dog up” wait til then? 14150
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The "Bed Series" was a set of intimate portraits of lesbian sex workers made by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec in the 1890s behind the scenes at a Parisian brothel. More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t… 013644
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*slaps roof of fic* this baby can fit so much gender in it (seriously this fic is SO GOOD) 082
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026shout out to my mortgage company for sending me explicit instructions of how to mail them my insurance refund check, and then when i call 1.5 weeks later stressing about whether they got this $1200 check that’s just floating around somewhere, being like “lol why didn’t you just deposit it online” 110
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't have a lot to offer but I can always make everyone's life better and give you HER 2023978
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026hey does anyone actually like their job and if so. how did you figure out what kind of job you would actually like doing i feel like i need to go back to those high school aptitude tests and just have somebody tell me what i might be good at. just throw the whole career away and start over! 380
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Laura🏴☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026overnight oat recipe or fanfic description, you decide 1203
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 14/09/2026one must imagine sisyphus with a fun little beverage 1162
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 21/10/2023#ofmds2spoilers just for a moment,,,, 329085
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Stede Bonnet, Do you- #ofmds2spoilers 16352124
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i had to edit some website pages these week that had not been significantly updated since about 2010 and you can tell because one of them referenced the numa numa guy. so guess what has been stuck in my head for 2 days 280
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026M.C. Escher : Crab Canon, 1963 Multi-block woodcut 25020
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧JK ✨️ @jkmakes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Do the thing that you can do. Whatever it is, wherever you are. The thing you actually do, however small, is of infinite more value than the most grand perfect thing you imagine but do not do. 17644
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fixing up the inn #ofmd #ofmdfanart #innkeepersweek repost from 2024 1114965
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i love how every year i reach a point of basically just giving up on my garden (automatic watering still going but letting the pests do what they will) and then 80% of my plants are like “cool thanks this was exactly the level of care we were looking for all along, time to flourish” 170
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i don’t have ANY of the bonus words so far in my wip but that’s probably bc i still haven’t gotten to their actual scene, we’re still in the middle of their weird weeks-long foreplay 9141
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 09/09/2026they should invent a head that doesn’t hurt 3233
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday 277170731734
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026this song has strong ed and jack vibes to me. maybe in an alternate universe where ed had the chance to find some softness a little sooner. also it’s just so freaking good. pls someone tell me you see the vision 🙏 youtu.be/tB0YjuHYbPEyoutu.beboygenius - Afraid of Heights (official lyric video)YouTube video by boygenius 3102
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026passed a white pickup truck parked on the street and was like “huh i wonder when i’ll stop thinking every white maverick is her car” yeah no it was in fact her car and we jumpscared each other coming around the corner in ace hardware 💀 490
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i stg i can pinpoint the shift into my luteal phase down to like a 2 hour window 010
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧cerahumana.bsky.social @cerahumana.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Começando a semana daquele jeitinho 11501683
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026if you haven’t read seaglass….. consider this your sign. one of my favorite depictions of the ed-blackbeard relationship, and the way stede instinctively fits into it, of any fic. also the way @robertaseaport.bsky.social describes both leather and knitwear nearly makes me drool 😍archiveofourown.orgSeaglass - Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 3306
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026thought too much about floggers, had to start rereading the Seaglass series from the beginning again 1100
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026my deep and sincere hope for the impact toys kinktober prompt is for everyone to get kinkier about calico jack’s whip 1338
Reposted by JP 🪼🫧molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026something ed would definitely say to stede during an argument with zero context 28025
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 03/09/2026why is my ex-wife’s sister’s ex-wife texting me out of the blue about our respective exes’ grandma’s funeral what’s going on here 4130
JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026a little undernegotiated power exchange, in which ed tries to fatten stede up a bit before their upcoming cow insemination roleplay (it’s a whole thing) 3100