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Godiva Morté

@zsazsamorte.bsky.social
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❥ 𝖡𝗎𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝖯𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗋 | 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗇𝖾𝗋 ❥ 💖💜💙 𝖷𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗅 ❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social ❥ zsazsamorte.com/zzlinks ❥ 𝖺.𝗄.𝖺. 𝖹𝗌𝖺 𝖹𝗌𝖺 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗍é | 𝖺.𝗄.𝖺. 𝖳𝖾𝗑𝗑 𝖣. 𝖣𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋

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Godiva Morté @zsazsamorte.bsky.social · 3h
You goober 😅
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 3h
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 4h
Gon's old sweater: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 4h
That's a good dad right there: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19h
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Godiva Morté @zsazsamorte.bsky.social · 3h
😭
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Godiva Morté @zsazsamorte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, I am sorry…I love it.
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Godiva Morté @zsazsamorte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now That’s What You Call SECURE
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/09/2026
He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Draw!
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 29/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Merman comic relief? #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/l9...
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 27/09/2026
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Godiva Morté @zsazsamorte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every now and then, I think about this place…
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hand crank pencil sharpener - Circa 1907 IG: @east_coast_vintage_tools www.instagram.com/east_coast_v...
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me whenever I see someone taking a phone call on speaker in a crowded place. 😒
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops never mind
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True romance 🥰
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 27/09/2026
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SimonRead @simonread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's star has waned so far he's now satirical fodder for Private Eye cartoonists
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol.
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Thomas @godribbon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone please look at this dog I saw
Little dog wearing a hat
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/09/2026
This year, the winner of Fat Bear Week will come to your home and replace your smoke alarm batteries.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 21/09/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have also altered the user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers of jerryposts. brought to you by whataburger (what! a! burger!)
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eartha Kitt
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 20/09/2026
A real friend never asks you to hide your colors🌈 Some eyes see only two genders, but kind hearts see more. Closed minds and harsh words cannot put out your light. Shine in the way you were born to shine. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😽😽😽..
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That winning feeling
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Shane Lear @shanelear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump cleanse and a reminder to rescue a dog if you can. It will change your life for the better!
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Lisa missing Peggy 🌈🐶❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @lisa-peggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One week ago we collected Bella from the rescue. I can’t believe how quickly she’s settled in to our lives 💕 #BeautifulBella
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tech guys think AI is inevitable and Alexa doesn’t know the difference between Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong. Sure, Jan.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She is a whore, officer.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 18/09/2026
It's almost space heater season.
Three figures in dark robes stand before a castle as the moon rises. The castle is on fire! The first figure has a face made out of a space heater. The next figure has a face made out of an extension cord. The third figure has a face made out of a power strip. The text reads: Home safety traitors. Always plug your space heater directly into the wall, never a power strip. Keep it at least 3ft away from flammable items. Turn it off before you leave a room or go to sleep.
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Godiva Morté @zsazsamorte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1000% agreed
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morning Kittens
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
For those asking about the distance between the window and the burn barrel, it is the exact same distance as Gotham from Metropolis.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Pitching a live reading of this post to the local library. All children will receive their own Mad Goose paper hats and crowbars.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oil pastel artwork creation: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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