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Zed Prospero

@zprospero.bsky.social
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Goat wrangler. Accidental businessman. ADHD. Bi/Demi. Old from birth Millenial. #BluePit host. I post about writing and a silly collision of Hell, business, and unlikely romance. (He/Him) linktr.ee/zprospero

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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 6h
#Octember Oh no! It seems #SatchelCumberland has been sucked into a game with a castle! Perhaps in Pennsylvania! He’s in trouble now… or maybe… they are. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 6h
Please try to remember the 9th of #Octember! TODAY'S QUESTION: How would your character do transported into an 8-bit video game? You may eat a cherry and a ghost too, or a round plumber may stomp on you! 1/2 #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
On the 10th of #Octember,
Is a day of bits! It is 8 you must tender!
These ones are not funny, but they may set a flame 
 
TODAY’S QUESTION IS:
How would your character do transported into an 8-bit video game?

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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 6h
#LitHodgepodge Virgil is quite prepared! His magic lighter gives him magic and invulnerability. He's quite a weaselly trickster too! He may have a *minor* 👀 thing for a certain angel, though. What bait would you use? #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
A four panel comic title "Hell is Work". First Panel - A possessed man and a priest. The priest says "Get Thee Hence Demon". Second Panel - A man in a suit enters and knocks on the door saying "Sorry to interrupt." Third Panel - The businessman says to the priest "I need my expense report approved" and the priest replies "By this poor man? The Devil has him!" Fourth Panel - Businessman says "Of course not! The demon." to which the demon replies "Hey Virgil.”
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Kara Moon 🏴‍☠️💜⚓️ @karamoonauthor.com · 7h
#Octember I think Geni would consider it tiresome, but Kallista would actually love it. ... a rare instance of something I haven't already planned to have happen! But it inspires me to make it happen 😁
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 7h
The Oracle. It’s not possible to fight him. He just isn’t where you were aiming. Virgil is, much to my and most other character’s annoyance, almost always right. Except about himself. That’s where the Oracle wins. That and there’s a type of scope The Oracle has no one else has.
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Stephen Monteith, World's Greatest Secret Author @stephens.website · 8h
I think my Bard/Barbarian (Bardbarian) character in "Talismans" would *love* it. He'd be all about singing Christmas carols, giving gifts to children, and kissing Mommy (and Daddy, if Daddy's into it). Oh, and the milk and cookies, too.
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Julie March @juliemarchbooks.bsky.social · 8h
#Octember Bolton is the only one handling this situation with any sort of grace. He's already got a "taking care of everyone" complex, he may as well be responsible for every kid's yuletide cheer, too. But he's dragging everyone else along for sure
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 8h
#AwesomeCharacters I read this as “Most Correct” and in my head Virgil and The Oracle started a fist fight over it. 🤣 In terms of aim? The Lord of the Flies and Files, Beelzebub (or Bubby to his siblings & Virgil), Director Infernal Technicians. It’s the frog tongue. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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-ˋˏ ༻ Furai ༺ ˎˊ- @furaiyumewrites.bsky.social · 9h
For #Octember, if Rein had to handle it, he'd be a terrible Santa Claus! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) Poor guy would spend so much time worrying whether everyone got the right gift that sunrise would find him halfway through the route, even after triple checking the list! The reindeer would be begging him to go on!
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 10h
Hello! I’m DD Ward (they/them). I’m a writer of smut & fantasy! I’m in my mid 40s, married to an amazing wife, & puppy parent to an elderly chihuahua. I write Romantasy, Dark Fantasy, Horror, and Smut. And it's all free! ddwardiswriting.com
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Smut and Trauma Peddler
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Simon Wolfe @sgwolfeauthor.bsky.social · 17h
Did you know that my #scifi #military short story is now an #audiobook on audible? It's narrated by @annavernerauthor.bsky.social www.audible.com/pd/B0HK2CYCG... If you're in the US or UK, tag or DM me for a free promo code. 💙📚🚀🎙️
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Queen Anna V 👑 🫜🫜 @annavernerauthor.bsky.social · 17h
If you want to listen to an audiobook that is not an American accent, here you go! (It's also me). It was a pleasure to narrate this fun sci-fi adventure story. ❤️
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the Inmara 🏳️‍⚧️ @inmara.sunspot.world · 11h
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #Octember Craig Caterwaul would resign himself to doing the job, if everything was magically laid out for him to get it done, or if he was stuck being a Mall Santa. But he wouldn't be into it. Not a fan of Christmas or its religion, but it would be a change, at least.
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 10h
#PretendPanel My first "Maybe I'm a writer" story was in college, "Heart of the Jackal". Grimdark Weird West but it had my earmarks even then: an ace MC, a devil's contract, loopholes, etc. I decided, finally, I didn't want to spend more time in that depressing world. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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Joanna Masters 🏳️‍⚧️ @joannamasters.bsky.social · 11h
If we're talking the job, Jevin would love it. He'd relish giving gifts to children! If we're talking changing into Santa like becoming the whiskered man, Jevin would have mixed feelings. First, fully male body! Yay! But manboobs? He's getting top surgery to get rid of those already! #Octember
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Black Cat Book Nook @blackcatbooknook.bsky.social · 13h
I was going to write a big rant but let's make this simple. Will we use AI? No. Covers will be made by human artists. Editing will be done by human editors. Marketing will be done by humans. Every stage will be done by humans. Say No to AI. Go Indie.
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 13h
Princess Dinah Rey was raised to be a hero. Her mother drilled her. Her father had fallen, become the Darklord. She would redeem the family. She would be a hero… ... And then the real hero saved her life… She’s still dealing with that… www.patreon.com/ddwardiswrit...
The plight of the last paladin in a heartbroken world.

A woman in armor flies on wings of fire
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ELwolfsblood |Author/Artist| @elwolfsblood.bsky.social · 11h
#QueerWritersChat Two of my good buddies put out witchy books this week and I want to promote them instead. Please check out “The Witch of the Wood” by @applesncinnamon.bsky.social & The Witch of Eden Holly by @theeldervampire.bsky.social Out TODAY!
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Scarlet Mitchell is a 👻g..g..ghost!👻 @scarletvmitchell.bsky.social · 22h
#Octember Jack- Um... well... oh that bumps up against his reality a little. He has worn the beard on occasion. Skinny Clause, but Clause nonetheless. The suit makes the fae. He played his role exactly as required. Charlie- Assuming we ignore the "fuck no, this isnt even real" part, she... 🧵 1/4
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Aura 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇹🇼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @aura-olympian.bsky.social · 15h
#authorsky #booksky #Octember #writers #writing #WritingCommunity He really wouldn't handle it at all. It'd make him miserable and depressed. He's not shallow by any means, but being abruptly turned old, immortal, hirsute, rotund, forced to live at the North Pole, and knowing that he WILL outlive 🧵
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ClippedScape | KQ Watson Writes🇨🇦 @kqwatson.bsky.social · 15h
#Octember NecroRaver: WHAT THE FUCK! If anything I should by Krampus! Zak: Why do I have this sack and bundle of sticks??? Why do I have horns?!? WHY AM I A DEMON?! Necro: THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF I WASN'T SO FUCKING PISSED!
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 16h
Ooh, yes! I particularly love "Neath" too, and their big giant set piece songs.
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 16h
Yes, they're incredible at matching the vibe of the media to the song's style!
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 16h
There's no way it's not basically a giant free for all fight, one way or another. 😆
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Bianca Michelle Parker 🏳️‍⚧️📚 @bumblebigirl.bsky.social · 16h
Wendy is very into the idea of violating sovereign borders (ignoring Dido's quibbling about what stops people firing missiles at them). Less so the costume, and she is not dealing with reindeer, she can handle the flying side of this, thank you. #Octember
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Van Kohl @vankohl.com · 16h
#Octember 9th. The rhymes elude me today, but here goes: Nonsense! Begone, you silly old man Keep your presents and your poisons too Paris cold calls me by my name To live a life of truth aflame #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 20h
I know social media marketing is lame, but I'm not asking you to buy anything. I write Fantasy, Romantasy, Science Fantasy, and Dark Fantasy. And it's all free with no sign up required on my Patreon. ddwardiswriting.com
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Bloody Sexy Sapphic Romantasy
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Clara Gordon || The Golden Stair coming soon! @claragordon.bsky.social · 16h
Out of all my characters in THE GOLDEN STAIR, only the Malinowska family would be eligible to turn into Santa because only the Malinowskas celebrate Christmas haha. That being said, Mother Gothel’s estranged evil husband Mare would kill it as Krampus. #Octember #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 16h
That's a very cute idea that I'm kind of surprised that Star Trek never did! Would be very fun to see what different species holidays were. The Klingon ones especially. 😆
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 16h
Dorian: Wait I get to FLY AROUND and GIVE PEOPLE PRESENTS and I get COOKIES are you KIDDING me SIGN ME UP RIGHT NOW 🤩🤩🤩
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Tempest Teapot ❌ 👑 🐸 @tempestteapot.bsky.social · 17h
#octember Despard has lived with other religions. He'd do everything in his power to make sure all the children got their presents. Tebfin would gleefully paint toys and take care of the reindeer. Kahyla would watch for the demons following the magic. Krampus, anyone?
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Symon Pude 🫜 - Master Watch is out! @symon-pude.bsky.social · 18h
#Octember 9 Aerina would build a fusion powered flying ship, then she would notice that even this is to slow, and she would try to figure out the solution to teleportation tech
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Queen Anna V 👑 🫜🫜 @annavernerauthor.bsky.social · 18h
#Octember Reena asks Simon about ancient rituals on Earth. Simon tries to explain Hannukah and Xmas. He doesn't know much about Christmas. Reena gets distracted though, she loves the idea of presents and Santa. She decides she's going to have a Xmas on the ship. She enlists Tyx to help set it up.
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Bethany Laurel @bethanylaurel.bsky.social · 19h
Akieryon would make Tenpest help, because Tempest’s magic would make everything easier. Tharaiyelagh has not yet encountered a gift-giving holiday and is baffled by the entire concept. #octember
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Marius "Mari" Ajaxon 🪲 🖊️ | VTuber & V-Writer @figuringittfout.bsky.social · 19h
#Octember Relian: WAIT. WHAT. RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN. I'M WHO? I HAVE TO DO THAT? SOMEONE GET ME CAFFEINE.
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Sunneh @sunnehside.bsky.social · 19h
🎅??? Honjo: Really excited at first, but loses interest and tries passing off the work. Norui: Everyone gets healing potions! Pip: Sighs and grouses, but then gets into it. Sungie: Can't handle the pressure, hides among the gifts. Zilla: Is the drunkest Santa EVER. #octember 📚💙
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Teresa @dimreaper.bsky.social · 20h
#Octember Ballard: so it's a human folktale. A guy goes in people's houses at night to leave presents. Atl: a stranger? He invades their home? Ballard: well yeah, but he leaves stuff they like Atl: because he watches them and learns their habits? Ballard: ... yeah but not in a scary way +
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Nicole R. @sainiku.northsky.social · 20h
#Octember Having a list that shows all the bad guys and only having to work a single night? I think Jane could get used to that! #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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naila (labonno) 🇧🇩🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @nailamoonsi.bsky.social · 20h
Antonio would take his job v seriously...!! If only the sapphics are there to aid in this "take over for Santa episode"...well...they are named Layla, Alia, Khalida, Konna, Farrah, Yara, Hazan, Hazal, Jasmin, and...Maria and Eliza. 😆 Tono's extremely close friend Alejandro can be there. #Octember
Tumblr post by officeshelpdesk:

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs. Clause has been replaed with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[added reblog that puts it through the Star Wars intro format.]Antonio with blue hair like waves, brown skin, and a dark blue undershirt has his eyes closed and brows drawn thinking very seriously...
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Lil' Lost Kitten | قطة صغيرة @lillostkitten.com · 20h
What a WONDERFULLY SILLY question! Peyton has zero interest in being Santa. So let's give this question to Nick Sisco... who'd immediately ditch the naughty/nice list, making all gifts Fae contract-based instead! All mortal children should learn real early that nothing comes for free! #Octember
Here's a maybe slightly out-of-date picture of Nick circa 1888ish, when he spent some time out west in the Americas. As a Tzelanit (shadow fae), he can become incorporeal like cloud of dark grey smoke, but his 'mortal' form is a 5'5" Venetian man (who essentially just passes for Italian-American in the modern day) with long scruffy black hair, stubbly goatee, a cat-like too-wide grin and unnaturally sharp ears. Here he is wearing a cowboy hat, large brown leather duster jacket, white vest and jeans tucked into cowboy boots with spurs. Whilst in the 90s to the modern era, he's probably most comfortable in business-chic and has somewhat tidied-up the unkemptness he assumed whilst on the run in previous centuries.
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 20h
#Octember You get to find out in the sequel to "Hell Is Work" which is "Hail Santa"! Virgil tries to figure out how to pay for it all. Lucifer is very disturbed by the economic unfairness. And Blake's the only one not having a breakdown. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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Fox Veros, Novelist @verosthewriter.bsky.social · 20h
#Octember Drohim: be judiciously fair in how gifts are provided Seff: give the most gifts to poor people, be generous with coal and beatings to rich assholes So, pretty much the same thing. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #writingprompt #writingprompts #amwriting
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CG Stewart 🖋️ 🫜 @nightoffallengods.com · 21h
#Octember I think the gang would manage collectively becoming Santa Claus/Saving Christmas remarkably well. Roderika has the Joy Arlo has the gentleness and the laugh Tala has the hard work Henet’s got the magic to get it done And Mary is the beacon of kindness (and the red nose in the cold)
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Deb Perry @debperry.bsky.social · 21h
How would Mervin handle becoming Santa Claus? Not well, I’m afraid, but he’ll have Fluffy to keep him on point and on task, and to keep him from just selling all the presents he’s supposed to deliver on eBay and giving everyone homemade mini-comics instead.
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Blue Sonja @licoricemint.bsky.social · 21h
#Octember #lesfic #sapphic #QueerWriters #LicoriceAndMint #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts Vola would find logistical and whimsical amusement with it. Nat would immediately try to mod the suit out with spikes studs and zippers.
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Artemis Quinn 🏳️‍⚧️🎨📚 undead & thriving 🦇👻😱 @vampireantihero.com · 21h
#Octember #TFTNG - Acanthus would absolutely be filled with joy. Cypress would be overwhelmed with the thought of ruining Christmas. #S3 Rebecca is straight up not having a good time xD She hates kids. #YP Phoebe would straight up refuse and ruin Christmas.
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Walker Harris 🫜‬ @walkerharris.net · 21h
#Octember 9: Becoming Santa Claus Katie - Stressed about doing it wrong but friends would help Kyle - "I have prepared my whole life for this." Rachel - Organizational skills are perfect for it; would institute lore revisions AJ - Start of story: disaster; End: he is his family's Santa Claus 🥰
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The Mopkeeper @marvelousmop.bsky.social · 21h
Jenny O. would probably try to talk her way out of it ("Hey, you know most people just *buy* gifts for eachother, right? They don't wait for Santa") but, if the elves peer pressure her into it, the she's doing the most bare-minimum Santa route and leaving gifts on the doorstep instead of breaking in
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L.M. du Plessis 📚💙 ‪✨Writing TLC Sequel✨ @smoking-gnu.bsky.social · 21h
#Octember D9 Well, first of, great surprise at Mr Clause for *being real*. Then calling for advice from roommate and people from the book on how to proceed (after realizing the importance of the event) and then knuckling down to do the thing, hoping no one notices Milly #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
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Maxime Jaz🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @maximejaz.bsky.social · 21h
#Octember Nate has the body for it, so he'd probably do a good job, but as he's perpetually drenched in sadness and grief, he might need to hind behind his beard. Eric would probably better be off as Krampus, with his devilish grin, but if he has to be Santa, he'd be a very eloquent one.
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