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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looney tunes, fresh prince, then switching over the the second half of Georgetown/Villanova
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
After dolly yesterday and Tim Curry today I just googled 80yr old "celebrities", since deaths always come in 3, and I'll just say fingers crossed the 3rd is some one specific
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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No No I Don'T
ALT: No No I Don'T
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is all clearly so stupid but my man's really said "I don't know if they were guilty or not" about women accused of being witches
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"I've used the same underwear for 9 years," I say defiantly after my therapist suggests I have a problem with commitment
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
get equipped with useless anger
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
877-CASH-ASS-GRASS-NOW
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Less than jake Flogging molly The toasters Reel big fish Big d and the kids table High school football heroes Streetlight manifesto Matt and Kim Frightened rabbit Surfer blood
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
There are more teams above .500 in the NL central as there are in all of the American League
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"People who are over 5" is one crazy fucking way to refer to children
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Iwo Jima was 1945, this old fuck was born 1955 "We" didn't do shit
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Two X-Men whose names I don’t recall from a recent run are walking outside. As the person in the background looks admiringly at the person walking ahead of them in the foreground they listen as the person in front says, “Most of us just want to survive and maybe bite off a chunk of our dreams. But a few egomaniacs want everything for themselves. Forget mutants versus humans – – the real fight is everyone against the oligarchs.“
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My 10 year old told me earlier that the giants owner is planning on transferring his shares of the team to his kids 10 year-old " why would he do that?" Me "Well he has cancer, it's John mara right?" 10yo "no Steve tisch" Me:
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Shut the fuck up doug!you fucking skunk
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Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If the immigration “issue” was really about black & brown people “taking your jobs,” the powers that be wouldn’t be so damn eager to hand your jobs over to robots & artificial intelligence. It’s just about giving you someone to hate & think yourself better than. You’re not.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"roughly"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2026
Rep. Andy Ogles on Fox Business: "They're libtards in a blue city ... if the libtards are gonna side with lawlessness, that's on them"
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Catch yawn free corn
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Some cheeks can't be turned.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I remember watching will cain on first take 10+years ago thinking, ' who is this jerk off?'
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hate all of this for obvious reasons but it's like saying a city cop was hurt one time so he gets to shoot ppl in the face anytime he wants. It's insane!
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My problem with watching hockey is I never saw the puck once those whole clip
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
First thought: as a kid growing up in the 90s/early 00s, I assumed those were things to keep kids from skateboarding, rollerblading/biking As a child of boomers: ah no those are what we kept coins in the car ash tray for
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you were the ocean, I'd learn to swim
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Troy O'Leary LF-RF Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2003 BOS - MON - CHC - MIL
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Troy O'Leary at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Troy O'Leary
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
What baseball team do ppl in Wyoming
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Yellow Dot Studios @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Donny, you are out of your element.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Haven't read the article but I'm assuming the AI just goes , yeah I wrote that
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It's weird that Bic makes lighters, pens, and razors It's even weirder that Yamaha makes dirt bikes and pianos
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'm on my feet I'm on the floor I'm good to go All I need is to hear a song I know
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Some one should cover/redo bowling for soup's "1985" but for 2005 like fall out boy did a new "we didn't start the fire"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I wonder if being the digital generation and being the first generation worse off than their parents have anything to do with one another
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sometimes I think about the time I learned R.L. Stein used to come up with a title for a book and then write it Been thinking about it a lot more with doge, like Elon knew he wanted to buy some job in the govt and name it doge and then had to come up with the acronym and "responsibilities" right?
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
What something is, is not the same as what it means
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
(drinking the beer from Pinocchio that turns you into a donkey) Donkey time baby
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trying to think of a time when I've accidentally given a Nazi salute - can't think of one.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Reminder: You actually have three more days to get your shit together for the new year because 2025 doesn't really start until Monday.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
picture of James Gunn talking about the Superman movie. The caption says "James Gunn Wants A Superman Who Loves His Band". The quote reads "The next Superman has to be able to grasp the complexities of both his planet and ours. He has to come to terms with the fact that ska isn't just for partying, but that it can also change the world. He should be aware of the growth that "Gunn's Bunch" have shown on our new album "Can U Teach The Sky To Laugh?", where we explore exotic rhythms.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When you try to do less, more happens
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The people who take the high road are the first ones killed by the landslide.
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