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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Looney tunes, fresh prince, then switching over the the second half of Georgetown/Villanova
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is a clear hope and a clear runner-up
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's not cher, bette midler, Susan sarandon, Sally field, or tommy lee jones
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
After dolly yesterday and Tim Curry today I just googled 80yr old "celebrities", since deaths always come in 3, and I'll just say fingers crossed the 3rd is some one specific
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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No No I Don'T
ALT: No No I Don'T
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
His first movie was Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Society needed that, everything else can go
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What the fuck is going on with his elbow??
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is all clearly so stupid but my man's really said "I don't know if they were guilty or not" about women accused of being witches
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"I've used the same underwear for 9 years," I say defiantly after my therapist suggests I have a problem with commitment
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
get equipped with useless anger
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
877-CASH-ASS-GRASS-NOW
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Less than jake Flogging molly The toasters Reel big fish Big d and the kids table High school football heroes Streetlight manifesto Matt and Kim Frightened rabbit Surfer blood
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
There are more teams above .500 in the NL central as there are in all of the American League
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"People who are over 5" is one crazy fucking way to refer to children
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Iwo Jima was 1945, this old fuck was born 1955 "We" didn't do shit
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Two X-Men whose names I don’t recall from a recent run are walking outside. As the person in the background looks admiringly at the person walking ahead of them in the foreground they listen as the person in front says, “Most of us just want to survive and maybe bite off a chunk of our dreams. But a few egomaniacs want everything for themselves. Forget mutants versus humans – – the real fight is everyone against the oligarchs.“
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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a close up of a man making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face while wearing a colorful shirt .
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My 10 year old told me earlier that the giants owner is planning on transferring his shares of the team to his kids 10 year-old " why would he do that?" Me "Well he has cancer, it's John mara right?" 10yo "no Steve tisch" Me:
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Shut the fuck up doug!you fucking skunk
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Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If the immigration “issue” was really about black & brown people “taking your jobs,” the powers that be wouldn’t be so damn eager to hand your jobs over to robots & artificial intelligence. It’s just about giving you someone to hate & think yourself better than. You’re not.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"roughly"
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"roughly" 70% is doing a lot of work here
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2026
Rep. Andy Ogles on Fox Business: "They're libtards in a blue city ... if the libtards are gonna side with lawlessness, that's on them"
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Catch yawn free corn
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Truly one of the worst ppl I've ever seen talk about sports and now everything else Made me appreciate Stephen A for a moment
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Some cheeks can't be turned.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I remember watching will cain on first take 10+years ago thinking, ' who is this jerk off?'
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hate all of this for obvious reasons but it's like saying a city cop was hurt one time so he gets to shoot ppl in the face anytime he wants. It's insane!
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
As a progressive: we should tax ppl who drive cars infinity billions $ to park here As a liberal: but not me tho
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Great job tho, I guess
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My problem with watching hockey is I never saw the puck once those whole clip
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
First thought: as a kid growing up in the 90s/early 00s, I assumed those were things to keep kids from skateboarding, rollerblading/biking As a child of boomers: ah no those are what we kept coins in the car ash tray for
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Got caught liking this post while trying to put the 6 month old to bed and the wife was not happy
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Can't help but think these 2 posts are connected
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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a man wearing sunglasses is making a funny face in front of a sign that says ice lol
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is making a funny face in front of a sign that says ice lol
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you were the ocean, I'd learn to swim
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Troy O'Leary LF-RF Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2003 BOS - MON - CHC - MIL
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Troy O'Leary at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Troy O'Leary
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
What baseball team do ppl in Wyoming
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Yellow Dot Studios @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Donny, you are out of your element.
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Those white stockings actually became the cubs
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Ignoring the whole idea of them being one of the first 6 baseball teams, I'm still not sure what he wants them to change their name to - the buckeyes, the senators, furniture makers, the lakeshores, the Napoleons, or the blues/bluebirds
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
And it ain't nate
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I would Kirby it up so much in Kirby zone as Kirby
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Haven't read the article but I'm assuming the AI just goes , yeah I wrote that
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zpg @zpgrif.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It's weird that Bic makes lighters, pens, and razors It's even weirder that Yamaha makes dirt bikes and pianos
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