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Patrick Ziselberger

@ziselberger.com
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Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 7h
🧵Spotted on a Rainy Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (3?) is clutching a wheel of camembert cheese to her chest and wearing a big watery frown. Dad asks what's wrong and she bellows with utmost distress: "MY CHEESE IS SAD!" Dad trying to commiserate in between belly chuckles.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 5h
I have that very LP!
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 8h
Do universities still host public talks? I know they invite guests in for their student bodies, but what about public talks?
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 8h
On set, he was the *nicest* guy. He was clear why he took the role (one of his kids just started college) but he was happy to spend time with the crew and the other actors. Wish I could have met him.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 11h
He did a bad, little horror movie called "Shadow: Dead Riot." My then-housemate was the costume designer on the film. She and Todd (and the SFX guy) ended up hanging out together quite a bit. Tony Todd liked her costume sketches so much that he asked for them at when they wrapped.
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Erica Odd 🏳️‍⚧️ @ericaodd.bsky.social · 15h
Pretty Woman Pretty Woman 2 Pretty Woman 3: Season of the Witch Pretty Woman 4: The Return of Vivian Ward Pretty Woman 5: The Revege of Vivian Ward Pretty Woman 6: The Curse of Vivian Ward PW20: Twenty Years Later Pretty Woman: Resurrection Pretty Woman Pretty Woman Kills Pretty Woman Ends
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (3?) in a sparkly blue dress with sparkly red shoes is cycling a tiny tricycle as FAST as she can go! A big placid dog (Staffy cross snuggle?) is trotting at her side. Two friends off on an adventure.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 01/10/2026
O lawd, he jortin'!
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHALEFALL (2026)
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 30/09/2026
can't wait! I'm jealous of all you early readers.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 29/09/2026
I'm in the middle of Owl Goingback's "Crota" which I found on a recommendation list here on bsky. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my preorder of Stephen Graham Jones's next: "Off The Reservation" which is two weeks out.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like this time of year because I can say things like, "I could see your creepy scarecrow eyes glowing from the road! Cool!" or "I like your incredibly large skeleton!" and nobody thinks twice.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are men
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 28/09/2026
That dream video is one of the best things Carpenter shot. One and a half minutes of perfect "found footage." www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Y-...
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You Are Receiving This Broadcast As A Dream | Prince of Darkness (1987)
YouTube video by crunchzor
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 28/09/2026
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A couple (80s?) are holding hands across a cafe table, smiling at each other as steam drifts from their cups of coffee. Every now and then bursting into great peals of laughter at something the other has said.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green when women spoke, when similar numbers of both attended. Day 1 results.... #WomensArt
Photo of uneven knitting with much larger amounts of red yarn than green
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 25/09/2026
metaphor for life in the US right now
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 25/09/2026
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A tweet with a photo of US military police in front of the Bass Pro Shop pyramid store in Memphis, Tennesee. It is captioned:

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis.

> It is 2025 AD. I am a solider from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 25/09/2026
Nostalgia is a trap and Disney will suck the joy out of anything.
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (4?) is dinosaur ROARING and STOMPING towards a cafe door. Dad asks him to open it and he pushes and pushes and PUSHES. But what is this?! The door is too mighty for Small Human T-Rex's arms? Time for Dadosaurus to come to the rescue!
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Using some of my own work, I set out to clear up a few relevant concepts from theoretical computer science and computational cognitive science that can help to build conceptual hygiene and immunity against hyped claims about “AI” capabilities." irisvanrooijcogsci.com/2026/09/12/c...
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Computational complexity for hype immunity
Using some of my own work, I set out to clear up a few relevant concepts from theoretical computer science and computational cognitive science that can help to build conceptual hygiene and immunity…
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 23/09/2026
"This guy plays Civ II? He's f'in ancient, put him on the geezer server"
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 23/09/2026
He's my Tybalt, for ever!
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 22/09/2026
Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet is going to be hard to top, for me. It embodies the best kind of Shakespeare film, fitting the text into a new context and seeing what works. Eggers's period obsession will be a detriment.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 22/09/2026
A black and white illustration of a door open with a male figure standing in it, throwing a long shadow. On the wall is the text: A man! A man has arrived! To share his manly views
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 22/09/2026
The original "Pirates!" by Syd Meier. Played on a Mac SE with a 9" black and white screen. It was very much a "games can allow for simple roleplay? And be set in a lighthearted historical context? Cool!" moment. And those are things I still like in games.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 22/09/2026
Elon Musk's AI-generated Odyssey, Trojan Horse edition:
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: An Australian cafe owner is regaling two customers of that time he was bitten by a snake and didn't die. Bushy eyebrows waggling to punctuate the dramatic bits of the tale. Thoroughly enjoying his appreciative audience.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Meg was one of my first celebrity crushes when, at a very tender age, I saw the PBS adaptation of "The Scarlet Letter" where she played Hester. I always wanted to see her more often on screen.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
I think Rob Z's big failing is that he wants to make *horror* movies. He relies on the tropes and trappings of things that have come before, so he never rises above pastiche. "Lords of Salem" is the one that actually centers a character, so it works best.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Time for a team up. Alice and Meg, haunting the fuck out of everyone!
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two lambs are frolicking in a gassy paddock as their mum contentedly munches grass. Sneezing before she moves on to a more tasty spot. Birds calling overhead. The scent of green on the breeze.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
That seems to be what the big entertainment monopolies forget. People can (and will) unsubscribe from streaming, give up on their movies and TV, and do other things.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey nerds, check THIS out! My good phonefriend @cheatlines.co sent me this - it's a Yashica Electro 35G from the late 60s. Now, sit back and get ready for a little story.
A Yashica Electro 35G 35mm rangefinder camera. It's sitting on a big, black leatherette case with two aux lenses beside it. Inside the case are treasures untold.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
They really aren't. Nothing in them makes sense if you think about it for even a minute. Sometimes entertaining in the moment, but not overall. Nothing I feel the need to revisit, even without the transphobia.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
You're not missing much. I read the first "Gor" (Norman) novel before I knew better. And I read an Anthony short story in "Dangerous Visions" and thought it was shit. I've not read Goodkind. I did read Rowling as they were published.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Carrot Top implies the existence of a Carrot Bottom. In this essay I will....
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Worst in Sword and Sorcery is a race to the bottom, really. I've never bothered with Goodkind, but equally terrible: Piers Anthony: Puns and pedophilia. Gross. John Norman: Raging misogynist, more so than the rest of the benighted genre. I'm sure others can contribute equally terrible authors.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
The droid economy is chattel slavery.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.
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Scrooged Bill Murray
Alt: Carol Kane hitting Bill Murray with a toaster in "Scrooged."
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Nice star-shaped tat on his navel.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
you wouldn't like it, it has coffee in it. ;)
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 20/09/2026
#bakesky autumnal weather means pumpkin espresso swirl cake.
A red plate holding a freshly baked pumpkin espresso cake. Baked in an antique cake/pudding mold, it is swirled on the top 2/3ds.
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