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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
mike ehrmantraut joi
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
mater james keenan
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
youtube dot com is probably the best website. i love watching a three hour video essay about the cultural ramifications of the torture porn film boom followed by future islands performing "seasons (waiting on you)" on letterman
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
youtube comments are the last true unfiltered form of expression. someone will comment "I lost my niece" and it's a live video of genesis playing abacab
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
commenting "who's still here in 2026???" on a 9/11 video
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The two styles of popular modern metal are “European people being embarrassing” and “energy drink metalcore made by the computer”
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"you didn't need to understand what he's saying to understand his message" i've been saying this for years about converge but no one's letting them play the super bowl
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 09/02/2026
convinced protein is some kind of psyop at this point. not sure why or what they’re trying to do to us. I’ll get back to you when I blow the lid off this thing
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
DEX the assassin thief (Pet commission)
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Kevin T. Porter @kevintporter.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
David Lynch $?
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
eraserhead to spite her face
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
this is a rhea seehorn stan account
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Oil City PA, infrared Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 20/08/2025
Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 24/07/2025
wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
fuckin same
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7
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afrienddan.bsky.social @afrienddan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
people nowadays are talking about crashing out but not talking about the hbo original series crashing starring pete holmes, thankfully
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
they should've been calling it undertaker face not ahegao cuz he been doing it for longer
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
*man not understanding how to use the saying properly* doesn't look like i'm beating the kidnapping a child allegations today
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
my phone autocorrected chef's kiss to chef's loss and I now think that phrase should enter the lexicon somehow
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
we should all be thankful that dandruff falls out in little pieces and as not one big head shaped sheet of dead skin
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I’ll get right on that
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Boonta Vista @boontavista.com · 05/02/2025
It’s that time of year again: FREEMIUM FREEBRUARY That’s right, this month all of our bonus episodes from Patreon go on the main feed. That’s twice as many episodes! Starting today!
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus
Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 05/02/2025 · 1h 5m
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Society is Ryan Dunn and Eddie Guerrero were still alive
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
bulder gate 3 good game
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
yeah I like tariffs. ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
in our new neighborhood there are TWO houses with bi pride flags, and even as a bi guy i think that's two too many
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
society if frank zappa wrote lyrics as good as his music
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 09/12/2024
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
communist yanni
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i'm glad there isn't an instagram reels wrapped cuz it would say "your top rewatched reels is that one of hayley williams spitting into the air before singing burning down the house" and i don't need the world to know that
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joemaiocco.bsky.social @joemaiocco.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🎶 YINZERS = SHIT 🎶
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🎶there's a penny in the floor and you're gone (baseball bat hitting keg) ****KW-THONK****🎶
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Teens React To Part Of Vertical Horizon Song Where Narrator Reveals HE Is “Everything You Want” And “Everything You Need”
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
lotta middle aged white people with glasses at this mike birbiglia show
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Is buckcherry on here yet
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Milking a cow and, yep. She’s a chatter 🤦🏻‍♀️ Babe i dont care about your kid’s neck bell. Need to quittttttt
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
name a band that loves wind chimes more than the cure. you can't.
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Ryan @zerohacker.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back
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