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Juanan

@zerethrav.bsky.social
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Bohemio pretencioso alternativo de los cojones.

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Ƀēҟ™ @bek.poke.social · 08/10/2026
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tharandur @tharandur.sbs · 01/10/2026
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Scott Kersey, art fella @scottkersey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Joaquín Guirao @joaquinguirao.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[AUTHORITY]: Esos niños están intentando asustarte con su cháchara... ¿Farmear aura, larper, six seven? Demuestra que eres tan joven como ellos con tu conocimiento del slang [Enciclopedia: Fracaso] Harry Dubois: Hola niños soy Bart Simpson, comerme los pantalones.
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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sí, mucha rabia los cafés de especialidad y yo no voy a ninguno porque faltaría más, pero habrá que poner sobre la mesa una evidencia: la hostelería española lleva toda la vida sirviendo unos cafés repugnantes, quemados, terribles, asquerosísimos, hirviendo, el puto horror.
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Diplodocrust @gravetemplar.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
Metal-Archives ha llegado a 200.000 bandas y un usuario ha subido este gráfico. Perfection.
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Christopher Dole @chrisdole86.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
OIaf demands Elsa make him a Bride or else he will murder Anna on her wedding night.
Disney threatening the world that Olaf will find love in Frozen 3
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Diplodocrust @gravetemplar.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
Si alguien está interesado en esta gorra de Neurosis que me diga algo. Me está enorme (es tirando a grande). Está nueva sin usar, me costó 40 € más gastos pero os hago precio amigo, negociable. Si me lo compartís os lo agradezco.
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gothzilla @hellhoundofkrim.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
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HallowAnna™XX 🎃🍂🍁 @transience80.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh man. I had the best HYDRATION BREAK pic, and didn't use it.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In 2023, concept art was revealed by Super Mario RPG artist Jiro Mifune where the party was inspired by The Three Musketeers, and included Wario. The posts were soon deleted, but I have restored the images to the best of my ability.
In November 2023, Super Mario RPG artist Jiro Mifune shared early concepts where the party was themed after The Three Musketeers. The posts were soon deleted, but were preserved by Super Mario RPG expert pidgezero_one. The photos are taken at oblique angles and have very low contrast. I have enhanced them to the best of my ability. Translations of the original text accompanying the concept art are provided.
MARIO
The Captain of the Royal Guard of the Mushroom Kingdom. A swordsman with a long and distinguished career.
LUIGI
Deputy Commander of the Royal Guard of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario's younger brother.
QUEEN PEACH
Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom. This time, she is imprisoned in the Slug Kingdom.
KINOPI
the name is just Kinopio (Japanese for Toad)
A rookie soldier in the Royal Guard of the Mushroom Kingdom. The older brother of the kidnapped Toads.
WARIO
A soldier in the Royal Guard. He was once a leader of a band of thieves, but had a change of heart.
KING KOOPA
King of the Turtle Kingdom and their No. 1 knight. Captured by the Slug Kingdom, but joins Mario later.
Source: pidgezero-one.notion.site/Jiro-Mifune-1acf6519baf34a7fbed21dca2ba35044
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tweet from Spencer Porter (@porters):

ESPN just accidentally wrote a Radiohead song

(screenshot of empty web site article:)


ESPN The Body Issue 2017


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Every bodyhas a story
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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jorgenious @jorgenious.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
La M.O.D.A. responde a la pregunta ¿y si Imagine Dragons hicieran versiones de Celtas Cortos?
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Victor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Who’s The Real Joker Now?” My love letter to Balatro. This piece took forever to finish since I‘d only work on it for 20 minutes before i end up playing a couple rounds instead.
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Bucket Mouse @mousebitelabs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy 25th birthday, Game Boy Advance! To celebrate, I am happy to announce the Game Boy Enhance is FINALLY here! The Game Boy Enhance (AGBM) is a circuit-level recreation of the Game Boy Advance. It uses almost all-new components, but still uses the original CPU - it's not emulation!
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ocarina of time remake Realistic Simpsons
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Xenoblade Genesis Final Fantasy VII Revelation Dragon Quest Deuteronomy Super Mario Leviticus
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Halloween Henrique @kelzor.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Con más calma, aquí presento la demo de "Catechesis" en mi propio canal con un video dedicado: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnw5...
youtube.com
¡Hemos hecho un juego de TERROR!
YouTube video by Kelzor
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TT | Kami @hessianlobo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Goodnight
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tart🍋 @wyrmforge.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Na @namurii.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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Diplodocrust @gravetemplar.eurosky.social · 03/06/2026
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hannibal and Will play Smash Bros Melee
A four frames comic about an alternate universe where Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter play Smash Bros Melee on the gamecube. In the first frame Will and Hannibal are sitting on the couch. Will says "Thanks for letting me play Melee in your home Dr. Lecter.". Hannibal replies "My pleasure dear Will". In the second frame Hannibal is playing Kirby while Will is playing Starfox. Kirby uses the attack inhale and starts swallowing Starfox. Will says "I'll be honest, I didn't think you'd pick Kirby- oh.". In the third frame, Kirby can be seen munching on starfox happily. In the fourth frame, Will looks at Hannibal intensely while Hannibal is smiling and playing Melee.
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Cera | 🔜Howloween @gtk1989.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Why are you called 'sheath'?" - @ella-ciao.bsky.social
Its a buttplug sword.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lmao calm down Sephiroth
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A man catches himself before stepping on a banana peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The banana peel then launches itself towards his face like an Alien Facehugger. The man, now supine, looks horrified as his stomach expands. In an explosion of viscera a banana pops out of his stomach.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Secret Lair @mtgsecretlair.com · 22/05/2026
Looking for your next feline familiar? SimzArt has you covered. Stay tuned for the next Feline Friday reveal from the Cats Are the Best Superdrop, arriving June 15.
A Secret Lair version of the MTG card, Sheltered by Ghosts.Five MTG cards in the upcoming Cats Are The Best Superdrop.
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tharandur @tharandur.sbs · 16/05/2026
Sólo para lxs reales: en @suicidebystar.com empezamos en nada con dos nuevos deep dives: Stereolab y A Forest of Stars (son como un club de lectura pero de discografías)
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Anna @mothninja.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
Good morning
Unattributed meme. A nine-square alignment chart, featuring signs. 
Going left to right, and then top to bottom:
Done with this shit / I have questions : sign riveted into a tree in a forest reads "Your GPS is wrong turn around"

Done with this shit / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "128 persons have drowned in this lake. 2 wearing a life jacket. 126 not wearing a life jacket."

Done with this shit / Vivid: sign reads "Danger, not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying"

Ominous / I have questions: sign reads, " if you can read this you're in range"

Ominous / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "Warning! Evacuate the island if you hear 8 short blasts"

Ominous / Vivid: sign showing a palm tree and three people being chased by flying black circles, reads "Beware falling coconuts"

Do not test the gods / I have questions: sign reads, "if elevator does not move do a small jump it should move after"

Do not test the gods / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "road may be subject to sudden catastrophic sinkhole collapse"

Do not test the gods / vivid: sign crushed by falling rock reads "Falling rock"
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ramper @ramper.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
por esto de ganar algo de independencia en el vasto internet, nos hemos montado nuestra propia web ramper.band
ramper.band
Ramper
Helpless children
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suishitbybort.bsky.social @suishitbybort.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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clive henry @clivehenry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Homer J Simpson sat in a bar surrounded by multiple members of Angine de Poitrine, why, we do not know
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We should be learning from other countries...
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Diplodocrust @gravetemplar.eurosky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm telling my kids this is SWANS.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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Jon Deadvies 🦖 🔜 Pixel Art Park (Tokyo) @sovanjedi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
animedads:

Bioshock Infinite: HIT X TO SAY RACISM IS GOOD
Bioshock Infinite: HIT Y TO SAY RACISM IS BAD

player: "racism is bad"

Booker: *stares at gun in hand for a long time* "racism.. goes both ways" *kills the only black character in the game who has a name*
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/04/2026
I really thought this was Phantom Menace yaoi before someone tipped me off
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well, neither have made a good album since 2016, if that helps your argument
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lily 💙 @lilypixells.newgrounds.com · 03/04/2026
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Dom2D 💜 @dom2d.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One of my Top 3 mobile games of all time gets a sequel, and it's highly polished and super fun
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
espaguetis 20 minutos
post de Twitter de un tal Berenjeno:

Adivinad quien ha cocido los putos espaguetis 20 minutazos

gracias @20m (la cuenta del periódico 20 minutos) supongo

(en el post se adjunta una captura que muestra una búsqueda de google de "tiempo coccion espaguettis", debajo un artículo del periódico 20 minutos cuyo titular es "Cuánto tiempo debes cocer los espaguetis -20 minutos")
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keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I saw someone describe DLSS5 as "Incel Shading" and I am furious at how good a joke that is.
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