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@woodenman.bsky.social
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It's a me, Arran he/him Ent. Mage. Maker. ENG/ESP/GAL/internet

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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 11h
many such cases
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 11h
Mina the Hollower es canela en rama madre mía
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 11h
merecida
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 14h
me dejais unos dineros para una cosa
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 14h
héroe
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Follaldre @follaldre.bsky.social · 18h
De paso, creo que tengo guacamole para tres vidas.
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Follaldre @follaldre.bsky.social · 18h
¡Abro hilo! 🥑 Hace un par de meses Taco Bell sorteó un año de alquiler gratis para la persona que hiciese más pedidos que contengan guacamole. Yo, que soy un puto loco, pedí 1200 tarrinas de guacamole de un euro.
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 18h
Menuda cabra, es tan gracioso como el tío dibuja en piloto automático lo que le cunde y luego ya tú razonas internamente si se parece a alguna entrada del registro civil o es una alucinación jungiana
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 19h
Vou ter que mirar de pillar uns cascos con cancelación de ruido pra non tolear
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The infamous dril tweet that reads "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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el vitor @elvitor2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yo creo que el otoño dura algo mas pero bueno que sabre yo si solo soy un simple gusanano
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 06/10/2026
«Esta vez va en serio» ya se baraja como lema electoral después de «Por el primer gobierno progresista». Artículo completo en la web: f.mtr.cool/ex96il41jp
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
acabo de sacarme 5 mortadelos en steam vendiendo una caja del tf2
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gluglgugu auga
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
iba a comentar que tremebundo cartelón del primavera sound pero yo que hostias voy a tener dinero pa eso y aunque lo tuviese yo creo que semejante pifostio de gente me deja en coma seis meses
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quiero decir varias cosas en relación al jaleo de las elecciones que se vienen. Lo primero es que es normal que la gente reaccione así (incluidos vosotros). Hay un bloque de gente psoeizada a nivel atómico, y creo que eso se va a manifestar de dos formas:
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meu deus estou a punto de soltar unha chapa histórica Posteando isto no móbil pq no PC teño un tocho infernal escribindose
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 05/10/2026
“Yo creo que explota, ¿eh? Como un globo”, dice un votante de izquierdas que admite que todas las otras preocupaciones (vivienda, inflación, inimgración…) pasan a un segundo plano. Artículo completo: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/10/ver-...
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
joer qué bonito es
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pijo @pijoprogre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Menos mal que vuelvo a tener una bandera gigante de España en el edificio de enfrente para no tener que abrir el mapa nunca más y recordar dónde estoy
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Ieda Marcondes @iedamarcondes.com · 05/10/2026
"o brasil nem precisou de intervenção americana." Galera, a intervenção já rolou. Vocês acham normal Peter Thiel fazer reunião com Luciano Huck pouco antes de lançar uma plataforma que só indica candidatos de direita? É a big tech que financia o fascismo no mundo inteiro.
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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barriga de aluguel da gaga @motogui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nao aguento mais viver isso toda eleição
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grabiel @zorzamante.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
esto es lo más israelí que vi hoy
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun ó 24h a por pan e había un rapaz mercando 5 latas de monster Noite de domingo canallita
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Artpricott✨ @artpricott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mimic!!! Plushtober day 4 #mimic #darksouls
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Nuevas Degeneraciones @nndgg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no me traigais a gente hablando de carnes de votante a la TL porfavor si quiero escuchar a un señor mayor decir chorradas hablo con mi viejo
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
esto me parece chulísimo pero el mod thumbnail es KFDJKFñññdñaññÑÑ madre mía
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bald erasure
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ANXO LOPEZ🔻 @anxolopez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Que bonita está A Coruña cando loita. ✊
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Juan Peña @juanpisuerga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No puedo calcular los miles de personas que se han movilizado hoy en Valladolid. Pero de las más grandes que he visto en mucho tiempo
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hostias el ending de SBR
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
current mood
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
qué locurón de album art
portada del álbum Our Lady of the Broken Spine de Reverend Glasseye
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MegaApple @megaapple18.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Capcom Engineers are building tools that aren't just Game Industry leading, but Tech Industry leading. And making it open source. But this will neither get coverage or apprication. Instead people will blindly fall for clickbait.
So the fastest JSON serializer for .NET now is developed by CAPCOM as part of their game engine that powers Resident Evil / Biohazard

I did not see that coming lol

https://github.com/CAPCOM-TD-OSS/REDoxThey’re also doing their own memory-management work underneath this. Instances are managed in 64 KB pages, with page reference counting plus cache and GC optimizations. The goal seems to be reducing the cost of managing huge numbers of objects while improving locality and avoiding some of the fragmentation problems they’ve had before.
This also makes CAPCOM’s REDox project much more interesting.

REDox is their open-source .NET serialization/data library, with JSON, CBOR, MessagePack-style structured data handling, lazy decoding, streaming, compact token storage, etc.
At first glance it just looks like a standalone .NET library.
In context, it looks much more like the kind of infrastructure they can write and test normally in C#, then feed into this RE:Runtime / RE:C++ pipeline and ship as native engine code.
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Red Dead Redemption 2 (Rockstar, 2018)
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베로니카 @01010110.lesbian.cat · 03/10/2026
me sobra una julie fotógrafa del national geographic alguien la quiere???? cambiamos?
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
somos do clube da galega por garfiños por culleras
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Iván @ivanmendez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grandes garfos
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Desde siempre la gente que se pasa de rosca en las replies al Papa es de las cosas más graciosas que existen en las redes sociales Simplemente comedia platino
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Solanacea @solanacea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
policias polis
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ᴋᴀᴢᴜ ♡🔻 @kazuhec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hoy tengo en amigos de steam a las joyas de la corona del viernes noche counter strike dota2 HoI4 gente jugando a idlers (sorprendentemente esta vez no es @chapa.bsky.social ) múltiples jrpgs monster hunter un ace combat yes man why BG3 singleplayers variados de estar a oscuras desnudo 6h seguidas
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
recordando el artículo de odio a los torsos gigantes de @elpixelilustre.bsky.social completamente merecido
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