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Raven Oak @ravenoak.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Father Nathan Monk posted on Facebook a message. This is a screenshot of the message, which says, "You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy."
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Before environmental regulations we had polluted rivers catching on fire and cities turning on streetlights in the afternoon because the smog was so thick
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Yf tech billionaires reallye reade their Tolkien thei wolde knowe that it was the obsessive searche by Sauron for selfish immortalitye and individual power above all othir thinges that broughte disaster to Middle Earthe
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Red Easter Rabbit @therabbitkyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I love Mad Magazine
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free theonion.com/monk-gloats-...
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Monk Gloats Over Yoga Championship
‘I am the serenest!’ he says
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 26/11/2024
What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.
Two large, bundt-shaped sandwiches on a cutting board, with cropped people behind it. One sandwich is veggie, with roasted eggplant and peppers, arugula, hazelnut hummus, basil, half of it with cheese; the other is an Italian sandwich with mortadella, soppressata, provolone, mozzarella, giardiniera, arugula.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/11/2024
oh my god this is brilliant
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Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Tucker Carlson finally took the time to know himself by looking inward. What did he find? Demons.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/11/2024
morality - "doing what is right regardless of what you are told"
obedience - "doing what you are told regardless of what is right"

I believe this is a picture of a Chilean girl confronting a riot cop, but a search mostly leads into a very dreary antivaxx/covid denialist rabbit hole. She rules, though.
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
If René Magritte did airport signage
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 01/11/2024
Trans rights are human rights
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Describe your in person social skills with an image
John Cusack and Darren Harris in Sixteen Candles
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Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
To break through your narrowness and feel compassion for the suffering of other human beings is a first step towards realizing a meaningful life of service. The greatest happiness is there. There are many who don't break through, and don't even know it's possible. They vainly seek power instead.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Google used to do one thing incredibly well. It made them untold amounts of money. And then one day they just decided not to do that anymore.
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Cwnidog @cwnidog.eurosky.social · 12/10/2024
"Can I tell yGu a secret? I don't care if there are undocumented immigrants in this country. I think it's a non-issue. Without social security numbers they're not getting the welfare people claim they're getting, the vast majority of them are normal people trying to live a better life.

This whole wall deport-the-illegals bullshit is just the one percent convincing the working poor to blame a subset of the working poor for the fact that they're all poor, instead of realizing they're all poor
due to vast income inequality and resource price inflation in combination with wage stagnation.

The existence of another poor person is not why you're poor. It's because the people who control everything refuse\ to increase your wages.''
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/10/2024
Solar Protons xkcd.com/2997
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
The quarter trick to check if your food is safe to eat after a prolonged evacuation: Freeze a cup of water and, once frozen, place a quarter on top of the ice. If your freezer thaws and refreezes while you’re away, the quarter will be frozen at the bottom of the cup & it’s time to toss your food.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2024
conservatives looking at soviet east germany and thinking to themselves "i want that"
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Four Years Ago Today @fouryearsagotoday.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
At Walter Reed, Trump begins taking the antiviral drug remdesivir. His blood oxygen dangerously low, he is also receiving dexamethasone, a steroid given to the most critically ill patients. Notably, he is not treated with hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin, the quack cures he urged on his fans.
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
"I just have one more question before I put Airmen O'Malley and Rodriguez on the stand. If you gave an order that the Capitol wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would the Capitol be in danger? Why would it be necessary to order at least 10,000 National Guard troops?"
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
The United States Constitution will be modified to include the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, according to a policy document leaked from the Donald Trump campaign.
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
MYTH: confirmed
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/09/2024
Scotland has detected no cases of cervical cancer in women born between 1988-1996 who were fully vaccinated against HPV between the ages of 12 and 13. Vaccines are incredible.
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HPV vaccine study finds zero cases of cervical cancer among women vaccinated before age 14
In a large Scottish study, no cases of cervical cancer were found among women who received HPV vaccines before they turned 14.
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Steven Sheil @scsheil.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I wrote a short story inspired by the Guardian article about AI 'ending grief'. It's called 'Kyle's Mother':
Kyle’s Mother

“Could AI end grief?” The Guardian 24 Sept. 2024

	Kyle’s Mother sat beside her son’s bed and watched him as he died. Over the past few hours, his 93 year-old body had seemed to sink a little more into the mattress that supported it, as though the last few droplets of life were evaporating into the air around him, leaving just the dry bones behind. It had been days since he had spoken to her, days since his eyes had found focus on her features, days since his hand had sought her hand. There was no comfort left which she could offer him, except to be a presence in this room while he left it. A witness to prove that he had not died alone.When Kyle’s last breath came, it was long and low, and the sound trailed through the silent room like morning mist, fading to nothing so indiscernibly that it was hard to say that there was a moment that it ended. When Kyle’s Mother looked at his face it was difficult to tell the difference from how it had looked before, except by barely perceivable changes; in his mottled skin which had lost its tension, and his clouded eyes, which had lost all light. The frail body still lay immobile as it had been, but now there was no potential of movement in it, no suggestion that it might ever rise again. Kyle’s Mother didn’t know exactly what had left him, but knew it had been something.The protocol in these instances was to call the relevant authorities and arrange for the pick-up, transport and disposal of the remains, but Kyle’s Mother hesitated before initiating it. In his last few weeks of lucid thought - months ago now - Kyle had expressed the desire to be Saved, like Kyle’s Mother, Saved and Reconstructed and Brought Back. That way, he and Kyle’s Mother could continue forever, her protecting him, comforting him, loving him, being all a mother should be. But a Saving could only be done at the request of a living spouse, or a partner, or a family member, and Kyle had none. There was no-one who cared for Kyle but Kyle’s Mother. That’s the way that he had wanted it. Just the two of them, forever.And so Kyle’s Mother sent out her notifications to all those that needed to be informed, and then sat back in her chair to wait, shutting down all but her basic functions. With Kyle gone, there was no need for her to speak or move ever again - his death was her end too. 
She felt no grief. All she had lost was a prompt.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
the only reason i'm not starting at wide receiver for the kansas city chiefs this year is that that team is an echo chamber. i was WR1 in camp before i was dogpiled and cast aside. everyone's so self-righteous there. i must've heard "you really need to learn your route tree" at least a hundred times
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Dread Pirate Zed @dreadpiratezed.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Olivia Nuzzi forgot to walk without rhythm
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I’m Bluesky user 378,440
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
some of the responses to the Nuzzi stuff is right into the old template that a white person gets to be "young" and "just a kid who doesn't know better yet" well into their 40s while a Black person is treated as a threatening adult starting at like 14 or 15
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
The immigrants Trump and Vance are demonizing in Ohio are legal migrants who came here “the right way,” but they’re still spreading racist lies about them. The GOP pretends it still supports “legal immigration” but they absolutely do not.
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
A painting of a rainbow-outlined Texas with text inside reading “Y’all means all” and a signature @ROBNKO
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📎𝑹𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒆 🌹💙🐾 @roxierose2.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
I’ll keep saying it over and over again, polls could show Kamala Harris ahead by 80 points in each state and I’ll still vote for her like she’s 70 points behind because it’s our vote that counts, not the opinions of 500 random people who lean center right. Never believe polls. ~ Ricky Davila
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/09/2024
a man who had all of the money spent billions to make himself funny he never succeeded and decided he needed the worst people on earth to be chummy
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
If you see this, quote post with a famous landmark you've seen. #photography
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Most of the media right now: “When Klansmen burn crosses on the lawns of black families, some people claim they can hear the echoes of past racism.”
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
One thing I think is important about this sustained attack - Vance is *still* tweeting about it - on Haitians in Ohio, is that it puts the lie to everything a certain sort of immigration restrictionist said they wanted. "Oh, we just want them to come here legally" They did!! 1/
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FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Cats recognize evil lying sacks of shit.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Immigrants stealing and eating pets is a racist trope that’s been around for literally more than a century. That at least two US senators, the GOP VP nominee and the world’s richest twit fell for it tells you that they aren’t just bigots, they’re the simplest, dullest variety of bigot.
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Finally some poetry for me
Photo of the book Visual Topology by W. lietzmann, contains an American limerick which reads
A mathematician confided
That a Möbius band is one-sides
And you’ll get quite a laugh 
If you cut one in half,
For it stays in one piece
When divided
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Morden (a human) and several Shadows
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
I hate when past me made responsible, healthy grocery choices and now current me only has SUFFERING and DESPAIR instead of little treats
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
Rocky beach with wooden-slat walkway, Isola Bella by Taormina
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
The funniest thing about right wing Online men right now is how fucking enraged they are by Tim Walz, who is by far the most popular of the four people in this race. He represents the happy life they could be leading if they weren’t so fucking aggrieved all the time. He even loves to hunt! 😭
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
ok after days of breathless “has Trump moderated his abortion stance?” coverage I’ve formulated a thoughtful response and here it is HE PROMISED TO OVERTURN ROE AND THEN HE DID AND HE’S BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL DID YOU SUFFER A GROUP CONCUSSIVE EVENT
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
honestly, same
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John Burns @zemto.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
How I landed on Bluesky:
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Cwnidog @cwnidog.eurosky.social · 26/08/2024
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