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@zemblamatic.bsky.social
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve ordered a potato ricer. I’m lightin’ out for the territory
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10h
Eerily enough I am making cottage pie
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 13h
did he bring the mardy fox
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 16h
Brunching my way into new possible worlds (sourdough, mortadella, crispy fried egg, guindillas)
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 17h
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW PEG BAG
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now back to the studio
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I did think it was weird that the Vatican keeps issuing bulls commanding the faithful to give up increasingly rare beanie babies
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
POV you are Pope Leo on eBay at midnight
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is exactly what happens when you divide by zero pal
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Numbers nerds are how we got in this mess in the first place
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An absolute rascal no doubt
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Guy Burgess went out of his way to go back to his flat to pick up a collected Jane Austen before defecting to Russia. Make u think
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everything’s been done
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Incredible aura
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please stop touching the billionaires they have stopped laying
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got here from John Belushi’s Alma mater in Wisconsin
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This intel is classified
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where is the sense in this
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Roland might be there
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By far the least successful (in terms of copies sold) of my translations is this one, Tsilke the Wild, by Zusman Segalovitsh about a spirited unruly girl who lived in the forest. (I'm not mentioning all this to moan about, but stick with this thread for a weird little twist)...
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Story checks out
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are YOU from Derby? Why not interact with this post?
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reminded myself of the time I worked with a lad from Derby who would say things like “that bit of code is a FOCKING CONT” and would refer to me as “our kid” which I found incredibly endearing
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing exists in itself.
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get some beef dripping on there our kid
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
huzzah to all the kirkers crew
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a chaste punch please
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
KHAN MUST CONDEMN
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Software gets everyone in the end
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh Christ you are in our infrastructure
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not this again
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We just get everything for free from Big Jeff Bezos
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RUDDY EUROCRATS
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You will be bankrupted by Percy Pigs
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
plus shaved nutmeg a la mode
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like you are in for some mild swaying while holding a pint as behoves the middle aged gentleman
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dirty listerine
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Refill the nor loch with listerine
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
whomst?
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mulled listerine
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's only started the weekend!
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This has given me an idea
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You mad bastard. I like the videos where the 3d printer lads 3d print modular desk organising compartments for their 3d printing stuff
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
could market this as a calzone reverso for the metropolitan crowd
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will retake my maths GCSE for a plate o' wings
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a riot for the senses
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just eating kidneys all day in a canteen playing retconned Kneecap fiddle tunes
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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
but you are you are openly and cruelly undermining object permanence
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Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.
A paragraph from Brian Blessed’s autobiography:

So the first time I ever came into contact with O'Toole was at one of these student gatherings.
I remember it well because I'd just punched Harold Pinter down a flight of stairs.
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