zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026First Charles sassy radio message of the season. F1 is back bay-be! 010
Reposted by zebrasaurousTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits! 321803607
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/12/2025My boy did it!media.tenor.coma man wearing a yellow jacket that says dell on itALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket that says dell on it 010
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/12/2025My wife's response to seeing the abbreviation Fg Att: "I don't think you are allowed to say that on television." 061
Reposted by zebrasaurousRed Emma’s @redemmas.org · 28/10/2025With a lot of people already hungry, and many more about to lose SNAP benefits, here's a timely piece from @baltimoremagazine.com on Baltimore's growing network of community fridges, including the one we host inside our store: www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/comm... 110253
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 27/10/2025Good morning to people willing to play the long game to make a stupid joke. 040
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/10/2025I'm fairly certain someone tried to steal my car while I was on vacation, but ultimately couldn't because they didn't know how to drive stick. 240
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 18/06/2025Being on crutches is so much more of a core exercise than you might expect. 030
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/06/2025If a woman told me she had a bejeweled Lububu and then showed me a stuffed animal, I would be irritated. 030
Reposted by zebrasaurousJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/05/2025a big boat stuck could fix us 562074248
Reposted by zebrasaurousKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration 7132292892
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 30/04/2025No one ever wants to hear the term "cleaved in twain" when hearing a doctor refer to a part of your knee.. 070
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025I know my skyline is primarily NOT football people, but I need my non football loving friends to know how happy I am tonight. #Seahawks took thr best guard in the draft. And Shedaur Sanders still has not been picked 🤣 150
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025Anyone else ever suspect that their dog may secretly be the president? 6190
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 17/04/2025Anyone else ever pet their animals in a way that makes you audibly ask them, "Why do you like this?!" 4162
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 15/04/2025No shade at all to Kaitlyn Denver, but im pretty disappointed in the casting of Abby unless Kaitlyn is prepared to do a shitload of push-ups. 010
Reposted by zebrasaurousKory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Every day I wake up to the news 103242594369
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/04/2025Thanks, Toronto! Top three harbor cities with a tower at the center of its skyline that I've been to. 020
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/04/2025Happy transgender day of visibility, I saw my reflection, and that means 6 more weeks of gender. 644825
Reposted by zebrasaurousIda Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery @idaolson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I’m having way too much fun making these (or I’ve painted way too many blood drips and need a break) 👻 littleedenpottery.etsy.com/listing/1880... #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm #spooky #goth 3687
Reposted by zebrasaurousPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it 123146023841
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 19/03/2025Today, my company had to layoff 7 people. Although. I am not affected, this is the first time in the 25 year history of my company that they've ever had lay anyone off, and I'm just really sad... 230
Reposted by zebrasaurousshanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025c-ptsd (complex pussy that’s so delicious) 3389
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2025Proud to be a Marylander with this woman as our Senator! 030
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 12/03/2025Weightlifters of the world rejoice! They've made a coffee mug just for us!eleiko.comHeavy Mug | EleikoEleiko Heavy Mug 110
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 12/03/2025Seeing where all these measles outbreaks are happening, it's clear that rich white people are willing to kill their own children to "own the libs". 050
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/03/2025It's the first week of the year when I can comfortably keep the door from my office to the back porch open. 040
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 09/03/2025When you realize 25 years later how progressive the Animaniacs show was, because they include both Hong Kong and Palestine in the Nations of the World song. 040
Reposted by zebrasaurousMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/03/2025They’re only 1% of the population and in the interest of fairness and safety, I think we can all agree that all men over 6’4 should be banned from the NBA 613312
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2025Seeing the headlines about them banning photos and mentions of the Enloa Gay, and my only thought is that we are chained the corpse of satire and it's slowly sinking to the bottom of the ocean. 040
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/03/2025*silence in our home for more than 10 minutes* ....Remember that time that guy on Alone shit his sleeping bag? 040
Reposted by zebrasaurouslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Being an American is like being forced to play monopoly every single minute of your life until they nail the coffin shut 412911
Reposted by zebrasaurousTrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 25/02/2025damn, good thing everybody's going to remember we're not playing it because of Richard Ayoade's support of Glinner and the blurb he provided for his transphobic cope book 131
Reposted by zebrasaurousThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/02/2025WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.” 1413400749537
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/02/2025Things we have named the iterations of our sourdough starter: Doughlivia Rodrigo Doughja Cat Sexy Breadd 390
Reposted by zebrasaurousHoward Ashman stan account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ 5182232408
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 12/02/2025I've learned that Canada Tire does not, in fact, sell tires (or maybe they do?). I have always thought they were like the Canadian equivalent of Auto Zone. 360
Reposted by zebrasaurousIt's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 12/02/2025You *could* be watching the Minnesota Frost and the Toronto Sceptres! www.youtube.com/live/x8w6-iJ...youtube.comPWHL: Minnesota Frost at Toronto Sceptres - February 11, 2025YouTube video by The PWHL 171
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/02/2025Will someone pretend to think Elon Musk is funny so he'll stop destroying the government? 030
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/02/2025This is the dumbest timeline, and I fucking hate it. H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland" www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...congress.gov 120
Reposted by zebrasaurousChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Crack the Liberty bell it’s time to chuck some batteries at fascists 1264354
zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/02/2025Why does Xavier Worthy's little illustration make him look like a stud? 000