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zebrasaurous

@zebrasaurous.com
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Baltimore based women's tackle football player, AuDHD haver, Feminist Killjoy.

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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
First Charles sassy radio message of the season. F1 is back bay-be!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2026
Not Toto hitting us with the smile?!
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. 
Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. 
Caption:
Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/12/2025
My boy did it!
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a man wearing a yellow jacket that says dell on it
ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket that says dell on it
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/12/2025
My wife's response to seeing the abbreviation Fg Att: "I don't think you are allowed to say that on television."
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Red Emma’s @redemmas.org · 28/10/2025
With a lot of people already hungry, and many more about to lose SNAP benefits, here's a timely piece from @baltimoremagazine.com on Baltimore's growing network of community fridges, including the one we host inside our store: www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/comm...
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 27/10/2025
Good morning to people willing to play the long game to make a stupid joke.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/10/2025
I'm fairly certain someone tried to steal my car while I was on vacation, but ultimately couldn't because they didn't know how to drive stick.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 18/06/2025
Being on crutches is so much more of a core exercise than you might expect.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/06/2025
If a woman told me she had a bejeweled Lububu and then showed me a stuffed animal, I would be irritated.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
a big boat stuck could fix us
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 30/04/2025
No one ever wants to hear the term "cleaved in twain" when hearing a doctor refer to a part of your knee..
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025
I know my skyline is primarily NOT football people, but I need my non football loving friends to know how happy I am tonight. #Seahawks took thr best guard in the draft. And Shedaur Sanders still has not been picked 🤣
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025
Anyone else ever suspect that their dog may secretly be the president?
A red pit looking very presidential
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 20/04/2025
Graphic design is my passion.
Dance studio sign that says Arts n Motion, ti5h a toddler pirouetting in front of it so it looks like it says Tarts n Motion.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 17/04/2025
Anyone else ever pet their animals in a way that makes you audibly ask them, "Why do you like this?!"
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 15/04/2025
No shade at all to Kaitlyn Denver, but im pretty disappointed in the casting of Abby unless Kaitlyn is prepared to do a shitload of push-ups.
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bertrand_k @bertrand-k.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
"Dropbear" /i write TTRPGS! @GamesDropbear

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity

PM - 2021-02-22 - Twitter for iPhone
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Every day I wake up to the news
Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/04/2025
Thanks, Toronto! Top three harbor cities with a tower at the center of its skyline that I've been to.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
rizzo the rat in front of a silver curtain saying: "Why are you booing me? I'm right."
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/04/2025
Happy transgender day of visibility, I saw my reflection, and that means 6 more weeks of gender.
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Ida Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery @idaolson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m having way too much fun making these (or I’ve painted way too many blood drips and need a break) 👻 littleedenpottery.etsy.com/listing/1880... #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm #spooky #goth
A leather hard handmade pottery mug with a black haunted house image and the words MENTALLY I AM HERE. Another mug with the same words and a slightly different haunted house. Another mug with the same words and a slightly different haunted house.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/03/2025
Was Cold Harbor the friends we made along the way?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

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it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6



Newsweek

https://www.newsweek.com

Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI'

Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce

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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 19/03/2025
Today, my company had to layoff 7 people. Although. I am not affected, this is the first time in the 25 year history of my company that they've ever had lay anyone off, and I'm just really sad...
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shanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
c-ptsd (complex pussy that’s so delicious)
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2025
Proud to be a Marylander with this woman as our Senator!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 12/03/2025
Weightlifters of the world rejoice! They've made a coffee mug just for us!
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Heavy Mug | Eleiko
Eleiko Heavy Mug
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 12/03/2025
Seeing where all these measles outbreaks are happening, it's clear that rich white people are willing to kill their own children to "own the libs".
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/03/2025
It's the first week of the year when I can comfortably keep the door from my office to the back porch open.
Looking out a back door onto a grey porch on a sunny day in Baltimore.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 09/03/2025
When you realize 25 years later how progressive the Animaniacs show was, because they include both Hong Kong and Palestine in the Nations of the World song.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
They’re only 1% of the population and in the interest of fairness and safety, I think we can all agree that all men over 6’4 should be banned from the NBA
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2025
Seeing the headlines about them banning photos and mentions of the Enloa Gay, and my only thought is that we are chained the corpse of satire and it's slowly sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/03/2025
*silence in our home for more than 10 minutes* ....Remember that time that guy on Alone shit his sleeping bag?
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Being an American is like being forced to play monopoly every single minute of your life until they nail the coffin shut
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 25/02/2025
damn, good thing everybody's going to remember we're not playing it because of Richard Ayoade's support of Glinner and the blurb he provided for his transphobic cope book
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/02/2025
Things we have named the iterations of our sourdough starter: Doughlivia Rodrigo Doughja Cat Sexy Breadd
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 21/02/2025
Papa John's: 316
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Howard Ashman stan account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 12/02/2025
I've learned that Canada Tire does not, in fact, sell tires (or maybe they do?). I have always thought they were like the Canadian equivalent of Auto Zone.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 12/02/2025
You *could* be watching the Minnesota Frost and the Toronto Sceptres! www.youtube.com/live/x8w6-iJ...
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PWHL: Minnesota Frost at Toronto Sceptres - February 11, 2025
YouTube video by The PWHL
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/02/2025
Will someone pretend to think Elon Musk is funny so he'll stop destroying the government?
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/02/2025
This is the dumbest timeline, and I fucking hate it. H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland" www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
congress.gov
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Crack the Liberty bell it’s time to chuck some batteries at fascists
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/02/2025
Why does Xavier Worthy's little illustration make him look like a stud?
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