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zebrasaurous

@zebrasaurous.com
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Baltimore based women's tackle football player, AuDHD haver, Feminist Killjoy.

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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/06/2025
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/04/2025
What is your data based on, because it sounds like you are basing this on vibes? There is literally no evidence that trading up for a non QB works out any more or less than trading up for a QB. Additionally, every professional NFL analyst would disagree with you. Like this one:
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025
Anyone else ever suspect that their dog may secretly be the president?
A red pit looking very presidential
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 20/04/2025
Graphic design is my passion.
Dance studio sign that says Arts n Motion, ti5h a toddler pirouetting in front of it so it looks like it says Tarts n Motion.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/03/2025
It's the first week of the year when I can comfortably keep the door from my office to the back porch open.
Looking out a back door onto a grey porch on a sunny day in Baltimore.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/02/2025
My personal favorite set of pens.
The full set of Sakura Micron pens on a white background.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/02/2025
The Super Bowl so far.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/02/2025
But this is Patrick Mahomes
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/02/2025
Lazy Saturday morning.
Close up of a red nosed pitbull with her face squished in a zebra striped pillow.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 28/01/2025
Me, every morning of 2025 so far, just waiting for human the human extinction event.
A human in a tardigrade costume.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 21/01/2025
Our baby, Lolo, has another blockage, the second one in a year. Thankfully, we are in a much better financial situation this time. But because this is her second one, she has to get a urethral shortening surgery. That's right, our trans cat is getting bottom surgery.
A white cat with black spots on her head and green eyes looking at the camera.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 21/01/2025
Today I learned that when someone says "Goblin" we both go to exactly the same place conceptually. This is a piece I did a while back. Why is it that goblins always have an uneven smile? I don't know, but they do. That's the rules!
An armored Orc in the background with a sword drawn, and a goblin in the foreground flying through the air, by artist zebrasaurous.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 20/01/2025
If you are interested in starting, I cannot recommend a Purple Queen (Tradescantia pallida) enough - they are super resilient, beautiful and if you keep them indoors they require very little water. Look at this bitch, she's giving.
Potted tradescantia pallida sitting atop a grey brick wall.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 19/01/2025
Lets go birds!
A seagull screaming FUCK THE RAMS.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 16/01/2025
Sometimes when you are a product designer you spend time looking through design files from other products that had interesting solutions, this is how my team ended up looking through old Nokia phones from the 90s, and found this unreleased collaboration that no one knew we missed out on.
A Nokia phone from the early 90s branded with Red Lobster logos.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 15/01/2025
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
A black and white image of Anthony Bourdain.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/12/2024
Just found a place in Bmore that has an Italian sub almost identical to my favorite sub sandwich in Seattle!
An Italian Sub.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 28/11/2024
Ember Knights just came out with a DLC, so I've been playing through that
A screenshot of the game Ember Knights.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 27/11/2024
Letsa go!
A list of video game categories titled "1 like = 1 Video game answer"
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/11/2024
Another classic Seahawks game.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 23/11/2024
This is one of my all time faves.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 23/11/2024
Went to dinner with @twolemonades.com at Toki Underground and there is an illustration of me on the menu.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/05/2024
I caught a bee sleeping on our dill plant this morning.
A big fat bee sleeping on a dill plant.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 21/01/2024
In case you were wondering who my dog likes better, me or my wife.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 19/12/2023
This was on the "free" corner in my neighborhood - I don't even have a joke.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 02/12/2023
A very special holiday BOTD - the package of replacement bulbs from our Christmas lights.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 20/11/2023
Whatever person decides this is the best way to attach a comforter to a duvet cover, I hope whatever level of hell you are in, it's very uncomfortable.
The worst engineered mechanism of the 20th century.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 19/11/2023
BOTD: an empty bag of bar pretzels.
A German Shepard Husky dog holding an empty bag of pretzels in her mouth.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 06/11/2023
Sean McVay - in her words "condensed chicken soup... Derogatory."
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 06/11/2023
Pete Carroll - Campbell's tomato soup on the go (specifically the kind with stars).
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 06/11/2023
Mike McCarthy - Dinty Moore beef stew.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/11/2023
BOTD: Sopme Halloween candy that she, presumably, took off the table - bonus image for melm.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/11/2023
It's new sneaker day! I've wanted this pair for a hot minute.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/10/2023
It's been a while since we've had a baby of the day. Today featuring a container of yogurt she took out of the recycling
A German shepherd husky dog holding an empty container of yogurt in her mouth.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/10/2023
The two genders.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/10/2023
Spot the difference, I bet you can't.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 04/10/2023
The opening in this bag of candy corn is disproportionately sized for the number of candy corns I want to grab in a single handful.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/10/2023
Simply perfect.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/10/2023
It's just that Eli Manning sometimes looks like my cat, Lolo.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 03/09/2023
Baby of the day: an empty tin of cat food she fished out of the garbage
A husky GSD dog cradling an empty tin of cat food in her mouth.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/09/2023
Baby of the day: an empty sweet tarts candy wrapper
A German Shepherd/Husky dog holding an empty sweet tarts candy wrapper.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/09/2023
I had a boyfriend once... He turned into the moon. That's rough buddy.
A man whose beard makes him look like the moon.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/08/2023
Baby of the day: a granola bar wrapper.
A husky GSD dog cradling a granola bar wrapper in her mouth, lovingly.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 23/08/2023
Baby of the day: this peice of watermelon rind.
A husky GAD dog cradling a piece of watermelon rind gentet in her mouth.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/08/2023
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/08/2023
I'm obsessed with how picturesque this cayenne pepper that came out of our garden looks.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 18/08/2023
Gonna start a thread for "baby of the day" in which I just post images of what random object our husky has decided is her "baby" for the day. Starting off strong with a set of plastic 6 pack rings:
A husky dog holding a set of plastic 6 pack rings in her mouth.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 16/08/2023
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/08/2023
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 09/08/2023
What committee do you sit on?!
Sign that reads Colorado potato administrative committee.
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