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zebrasaurous

@zebrasaurous.com
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Baltimore based women's tackle football player, AuDHD haver, Feminist Killjoy.

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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
I prefer he stey racing and continue finishing between the Haas's.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
Can you expect anything else from the world's best strategy team?
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
Corny cat
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
First Charles sassy radio message of the season. F1 is back bay-be!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
The Ferrari F1 academy livery is close.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/03/2026
I love this season!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2026
Not Toto hitting us with the smile?!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2026
She's here to win races and tell you thstvyour silverware has spots.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2026
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/03/2026
I said it before and I'll say it again. Its the year of the George!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 02/03/2026
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 11/02/2026
...I knew what it was going to be, and yet I still clicked.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/01/2026
I have to stay off of social media during games lol.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/01/2026
And for a moment the world rested easy.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/01/2026
Im so mad you said this about me.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. 
Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. 
Caption:
Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/12/2025
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 07/12/2025
My boy did it!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 01/12/2025
My wife's response to seeing the abbreviation Fg Att: "I don't think you are allowed to say that on television."
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 23/11/2025
I cackled.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 20/11/2025
HA! I just started watching the new season last night and I was like, "Damn, Team Mongolia is so cool."
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Red Emma’s @redemmas.org · 28/10/2025
With a lot of people already hungry, and many more about to lose SNAP benefits, here's a timely piece from @baltimoremagazine.com on Baltimore's growing network of community fridges, including the one we host inside our store: www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/comm...
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 27/10/2025
Good morning to people willing to play the long game to make a stupid joke.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/10/2025
I've started looking at new cars this year and its really hard to find anything in a stick, but I don't want to drive an automatic.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 22/10/2025
I'm fairly certain someone tried to steal my car while I was on vacation, but ultimately couldn't because they didn't know how to drive stick.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 19/08/2025
I think about Scoot, ALL THE TIME!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 28/06/2025
Oh wow, this is incredible.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 18/06/2025
Being on crutches is so much more of a core exercise than you might expect.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/06/2025
Your dog looks like George Russell trying to get a tan.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/06/2025
If a woman told me she had a bejeweled Lububu and then showed me a stuffed animal, I would be irritated.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/06/2025
no u
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 10/06/2025
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
a big boat stuck could fix us
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 24/05/2025
Society peaked with winamp skins.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 16/05/2025
OMG that's so cute!
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 16/05/2025
That outfit really reflects that you were raised in the culture.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 14/05/2025
I've also done this. Also if you are able to get ahold of the building manager/renters sometimes they will give you a walking tour over video chat.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 08/05/2025
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 30/04/2025
No one ever wants to hear the term "cleaved in twain" when hearing a doctor refer to a part of your knee..
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 28/04/2025
Was this supposed to be read in Zoidberg's voice, because that's how I read it.?
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 27/04/2025
Waiting anxiety is the worst, I'm sorry you are dealing with that right now.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/04/2025
That's fair. That was my mistake. I will replace that one with Julio Jones, or Tyler Lockett.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/04/2025
Trent Williams, Lawrence Taylor, and Sammy Watkins were also players that got traded up for. Deshaun Watson was also traded up for. We also only gave up one pick for him... like what do you want?
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/04/2025
What is your data based on, because it sounds like you are basing this on vibes? There is literally no evidence that trading up for a non QB works out any more or less than trading up for a QB. Additionally, every professional NFL analyst would disagree with you. Like this one:
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/04/2025
I'm dying that Shough was picked before Sanders 🤣
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 26/04/2025
He was graded as a first rounder. This trade was a STEAL. Best pick of the draft style steal.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025
Regal, queen behavior.
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zebrasaurous @zebrasaurous.com · 25/04/2025
I would take full deep breaths every minute of every day if we weren't hip deep in fascism.
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