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Zach Allyn

@zballyn.bsky.social
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Cheesemonger, cook, trumpet player, teacher, father, husband, lefty, not necessarily in that order. He/him

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims. We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people. Here are the receipts.
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ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re having a bad day, enjoy some schadenfreude at the expense of some of the worst people out there.
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Dominance is the arrogance of the hegemon", "diversity confers advantage", "Canada and Europe should secure our strategic autonomy through deep co-operation in the full range of strategic capabilities", an effective pitch of free movement and North Atlantic Erasmus+, I mean, holy good *HELL*...!
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chris Brown is currently on a US Tour and a sitting US Representative got onstage with him last night to honor his career
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At some point, I’m going to need a book from @chucktingle.bsky.social about the Cleveland Browns titled something like “Pounded in the ass by karma for signing a known sexual predator to the largest QB deal in NFL history”.
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Does it ever amaze you that they called the company Palantir
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don’t get involved in Harry Potter bullshit and tell your friends not to get involved in Harry Potter bullshit. She is just about the worst of the worst. And she gets paid off of all of that.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is absolutely devastating. It’s hard for me to think of a musician who has played a bigger role in my adult life.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Anyone do this yet
The comic where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog vitamins although some people with filthy minds try to imply it’s a different substance with a graphic saying PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Remembered this again
New York post headline 

COME TOGETHER
Hard day's night-Paul reveals Beatles'
sex secrets
'Me and John masturbated with a group'
BEAT THE MEATLES
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The greatest Riker episode to never be made.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh, we’re Dungeon Crawler Carl posting this early in the day?
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Solid gold bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sick-2 #smbc #comics
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I LOVE YOU JOSH ALLEN
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What a coincidence, this is also my opening move in Cities: Skylines
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A $1.5 million roundabout from nowhere to nowhere shows the ‘Orbánist economy’ | CNN
Ahead of a pivotal parliamentary election Sunday, opponents ask what Hungary has to show for vast sums of European Union funding brought in under Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I want to go to there.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Earthset, indeed. Seems to have multiple meanings right now.
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Dr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 02/04/2026
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ta-Nehisi Coates: “We'll come out of this. And let me tell you something: If none of us are here to see it, tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If this doesn’t make you want to go outside and scream and never stop screaming, I question whether you have a soul.
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Amalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ai is neither intelligent nor artificial. Behind it is a mount of human labor. Stolen, underpaid, exploited human labor
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Zack Ford @zackford.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION to how easily the words "stripped of his citizenship" flow off this congressman's mouth. Stripped. Of his Citizenship. This is only possible from how far we've sunken into fascism.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
When we say “Abolish ICE,” we mean as a first step.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
God I love minor league sports.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Can’t wait for the logical conclusion of these burger wars videos: the CEO of White Castle lighting up and destroying an entire crave case for clout.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
this shit is so goddamn dark lol
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Alright time for the ritual. Time to post our favorite part
You mentioned this becoming a much bigger moment. And then you laid out this positive vision of the region. Do you think there's any tension between that and saying what you did earlier, that you wanted this to be a very limited, very small operation that you didn't want to call a war?
There could be. Yeah, there could be.
Yeah. There could be.
That's what I was thinking.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There isn't a lot about our politics that can make us feel joy these days, but the fact that Trump is obviously going to tell Zohran Mamdani he loves him before he says it to any of his biological children or his wife...that's gonna sustain me for a minute.
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
*laughs in "years of Benghazi hearings"*
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
boy do i feel like i just spent 5 days hitting my brain with a stick
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“Good news!” he happily declared, clearly in the middle of a psychotic break.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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a man is leaning against a wall and saying you can 't skip lunch .
ALT: a man is leaning against a wall and saying you can 't skip lunch .
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hey @jessethorn.bsky.social and @jordanmorris.bsky.social I have a contender for you “I reddit (not a sponsor) on the internet” bit. I know you both like wholesome Reddit. Have you ever perused r/doohickeycorporation? Some real technological marvels on there.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Important news! I am delighted to announce the launch of my new podcast: The Untitled History Podcast. It's me, and guests, falling down all the history rabbitholes you can imagine. Please, please spread the word, subscribe and listen. Because... SHIPS CATS!! cms.megaphone.fm/channel/the-...
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Episode 2: The History of Cats on Ships by The Untitled History Podcast
From as early as 7000 years before the common era, we have evidence suggesting cats served alongside humans on ships. This isn’t just in a civilian capacity. As long as there have been warships, cats ...
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
what a day. i said not fully done with the day physically but mentally already very much so
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Absolutely immaculate vibes coming from the USA mixed doubles curling team
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You could describe it as a flaw in Tolkiens writing that all the evil people are stupid assholes who just want to stab each other in the back and have no plans other than general evil, but it turns out that’s exactly what evil people are like, he got it completely correct.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21/01/2026
This picture broke me, but the description of this kidnapping by a witness who says ICE referred to this precious child as “it” as they took him away fills me with an unspeakable, murderous rage.
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
“Buffalo can’t even seem to get over the hump, wonder why that is?” Last couple days: “oh”
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