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Zach Allyn

@zballyn.bsky.social
123 followers 126 following 378 posts

Cheesemonger, cook, trumpet player, teacher, father, husband, lefty, not necessarily in that order. He/him

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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m sorry, did you say mixed fabrics? Say goodbye to the Evangelical vote.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now THIS is podracing.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, that’s a “let’s get out of here” kick.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Counterpoint: just let this game end.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great. Now we deserve to lose.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims. We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people. Here are the receipts.
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ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re having a bad day, enjoy some schadenfreude at the expense of some of the worst people out there.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m sorry, is that a property brother on the left?
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need @jordanjessego.bsky.social to give expert analysis on this.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He had some Wegmans chocolate chip cookies.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now he’s out there chewing on smelling salts. Full sicko behavior.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw that, thought “game over.”
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Dominance is the arrogance of the hegemon", "diversity confers advantage", "Canada and Europe should secure our strategic autonomy through deep co-operation in the full range of strategic capabilities", an effective pitch of free movement and North Atlantic Erasmus+, I mean, holy good *HELL*...!
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chris Brown is currently on a US Tour and a sitting US Representative got onstage with him last night to honor his career
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damn, never thought it would be Trump to make Star Trek dreams come true.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not shocking. I feel like the active roster will flip between him OR Frank Gore Jr. for a bit depending on what the game plan is. Then again, I’m just some random dude.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To quote our lord and savior, Josh Allen, “Pain.”
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At some point, I’m going to need a book from @chucktingle.bsky.social about the Cleveland Browns titled something like “Pounded in the ass by karma for signing a known sexual predator to the largest QB deal in NFL history”.
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Does it ever amaze you that they called the company Palantir
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don’t get involved in Harry Potter bullshit and tell your friends not to get involved in Harry Potter bullshit. She is just about the worst of the worst. And she gets paid off of all of that.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hold your applause, and thank you, yes, I know this is dumb.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The real healing will begin when you wheel the Tsar Cart wearing Carhartt’s.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
chuu with a gun
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I reserve that terminology for those clowns in Congress! Am I right?
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh god I thought this was about the Tasting History guy for a minute, and I got really worried.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is absolutely devastating. It’s hard for me to think of a musician who has played a bigger role in my adult life.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ve never cried over a celebrity death. I cried this morning.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Anyone do this yet
The comic where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog vitamins although some people with filthy minds try to imply it’s a different substance with a graphic saying PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Remembered this again
New York post headline 

COME TOGETHER
Hard day's night-Paul reveals Beatles'
sex secrets
'Me and John masturbated with a group'
BEAT THE MEATLES
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Paging @titonka.bsky.social
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The greatest Riker episode to never be made.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh, we’re Dungeon Crawler Carl posting this early in the day?
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Solid gold bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sick-2 #smbc #comics
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Cackling in public.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can’t tell if this is an ITYSL sketch or another Jeremy Culhane Tucker Carlson bit, but it’s definitely one of those two things.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It all makes sense now. X users say that Bluesky is just liberal tears, but really we’re over here talking about labral tears.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I give this post (most of) one thumb up.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“Does Ringo make the best pizza in the world?” “Ringo doesn’t even make the best pizza in the Turtles.”
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh, he gave the thing that is programmed to be deferential to him a feminine name? How very unsurprising.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh so that’s why they go full fuck then picks every year.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ah yes, GeremyBerimandering.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I LOVE YOU JOSH ALLEN
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What a coincidence, this is also my opening move in Cities: Skylines
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A $1.5 million roundabout from nowhere to nowhere shows the ‘Orbánist economy’ | CNN
Ahead of a pivotal parliamentary election Sunday, opponents ask what Hungary has to show for vast sums of European Union funding brought in under Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I mean shit, he openly campaigned on this! Absolutely idiotic case of leopard face.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I want to go to there.
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Zach Allyn @zballyn.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Wow. Really puts agnus spin on things.
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