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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do NOT see Coyote vs. Acme in 4DX, I had to walk out after the fourth anvil fell on my head

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

starting my prompt to claude with “what’s up fucknut”

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Odd @oddindeed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Cardboard for a Cause 2026 is just over 2 months away and we need donations to make this event successful. This year we are supporting OutFront Minnesota @outfrontmn.bsky.social & The Imaginative Realism Foundation (www.irfdn.org). Interested in donating? DM me to find out how to help.

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’m a nepo baby, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was Genghis Khan

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

happy ntbts the bank day to those who celebrate

Title card for Nirvanna the Band the Show episode 8, The Bank. It reads: “What you are about to see is true-- It happened in Toronto, Ontario on July 24, 2016.”

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

my mom caught a mouse in one of those have-a-heart traps that’s like a lil cage, and now the mouse doesn’t want to leave. Basically we moved the mouse into a rent controlled studio apartment

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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

New Magic Numbers are live and we'll talk Secrets of Strixhaven with a very skeleton Skeleton Crew. @zakagan.bsky.social and Tresio are with me to discuss what are our expectations of the upcoming format. Join us at twitch.tv/sierkovitz

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

some men give women money to see their feet online. Me? I give women money to read their *ideas* online. Jenny Nicholson uploads a video and I Venmo her $5. I am an ally.

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I’m shlub-maxxing. I’m at a cafe wearing a sweater with multiple burrito stains, and I’ve already spilled my coffee twice

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I used wageworks to put $70 on my metro card and instead they mailed me a package with 7 new metro cards with $10 each

me with 7 metro cards griped like a poker hand or something

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Nicole at home @nicoledubin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Battling in the @shoebox.gg team sealed event with @zakagan.bsky.social and @dylmorg.bsky.social today!

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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

New Magic Numbers are out. And it's time for our eccentric, deck-centric set review. What are the builds for the supported color pairs and what are some spicy suggestions. This time we have @sampratt.bsky.social Adam DDVAP and @zakagan.bsky.social youtu.be/WZ3avd09XQM

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Magic Numbers #174: Lorwyn Eclipsed with the Skeleton Crew

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

trying to get my 6yo son to eat his peas: “there are starving plurbs on Pluribus”

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

will shortz thinks he’s so slick

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I invented a new magic format called dube, it’s like cube but whenever you cast an aggressive boros 1-drop against me you gotta fuckin hit this shit brudder

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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

It should be against the law to create frankensteins

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

finally they adapted my favorite m night shyamalan movie into a magic set, come hang twitch.tv/zakagan

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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Skeleton Crew is back for the Avatar: The Last Airbender. Join our deck-centric eccentric limited set review with @zakagan.bsky.social, @sampratt.bsky.social, Tresio Join us at twitch.tv/sierkovitz

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Benjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Hey I put my being into a video documenting a piece of WoTC TCG history if you’re interested in that kind of thing

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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Magic Numbers are out there on YT and we have a Skeleton Crew situation. Me, Sam Pratt from Rough Drafts and Zach Kagan talk all about the upcoming set in our eccentric, deck-centric set review, where instead of looking at cards, we build full decks using simple rules. youtu.be/5kQmRM40I94 1/2

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Magic Numbers #164: Limited deck draft Skeletons with the Skeleton Crew

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

when I have to sign myself up at the open mic

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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Hosting the last ever shows at comedy corner underground tonight & tomorrow. Let’s burn it down in the basement one last time 🔥

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

guy who invented mozzarella pearls: man I love this cheese, if only it would roll off my toast and on to the floor whenever I try to take a bite of it

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

doing Duolingo at the Mexican restaurant as a power move, un movimiento de poder as they say

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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Known associate @zakagan.bsky.social is doing a comedy show soon Heads up yall ccug.yapsody.com/event/index/...

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Saving the space whales by streaming the new mtg set over on twitch.tv/zakagan

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

foot fetishist who believes in reincarnation in the hope of coming back as one of those fish at spas that gives pedicures

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Polycule of 3 named: Rock, paper, scissors

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

*mixing my hellmans mayonnaise with hot sauce* god forbid a white boy get soulful with it

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Anyone else see this version of Sinners?

it’s the poster for Sinners but I’ve photoshopped Simpsons characters like Principal Skinner, Agnes Skinner, Super Intendant Chalmers, etc and titled it “Skinners”

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

when I heard about what color the lotus is

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

me: excuse me waiter, I ordered my steak blue my steak: fuck you tiny dick motherfucker, I fucked your sister on her period and shat on her chest me: nvm it's perfect

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phil @philjamesson.com · 22/02/2025

bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

showing Drizzt Do'Urden what dat ass do

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

the timmies have been activated

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

why were farmers like “we’ll take the worst cheese. The one that tastes like nothing and has weird texture? That one’s just for us”

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I love government efficiency! totally not a kickback!

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

yesterday I went to a story telling jam where the theme was heartbreak, and the winning story was about an asexual nonbinary whose platonic polycule gets broken up when two people start actually fucking

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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

He doesn’t know what we lost 😤😭

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

[buying a coffee] barista: the screen will ask you a question the screen: Two trains, 300 miles apart are traveling towards each other with one having a constant speed of 70mph and other 50 mph. How long will it take before they meet?

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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Prometheus watching KC get dismembered by the Eagles

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

turn one novice inspector, turn two warden + gleeful demolition into convoke knight for 5

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

got in a little car accident yesterday. It’s fine, we traded insurance, but it made me wish I was biking— that way he would have killed me instantly and I wouldn’t have to deal w this shit

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

do you guys think I can splash Loot?

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