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zach kagan

@zakagan.bsky.social
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host of the semi-defunct comedy magic podcast “I Love You, Mana” - yummy, stinky, etc

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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Urgent mutual aid request: this is your last weekend to see Digger in theaters and we only need $129 million in box office to break even 🪏
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do NOT see Coyote vs. Acme in 4DX, I had to walk out after the fourth anvil fell on my head
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
starting my prompt to claude with “what’s up fucknut”
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Odd @oddindeed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cardboard for a Cause 2026 is just over 2 months away and we need donations to make this event successful. This year we are supporting OutFront Minnesota @outfrontmn.bsky.social & The Imaginative Realism Foundation (www.irfdn.org). Interested in donating? DM me to find out how to help.
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m a nepo baby, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was Genghis Khan
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
happy ntbts the bank day to those who celebrate
Title card for Nirvanna the Band the Show episode 8, The Bank. It reads: “What you are about to see is true-- It happened in Toronto, Ontario on July 24, 2016.”
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my mom caught a mouse in one of those have-a-heart traps that’s like a lil cage, and now the mouse doesn’t want to leave. Basically we moved the mouse into a rent controlled studio apartment
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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
New Magic Numbers are live and we'll talk Secrets of Strixhaven with a very skeleton Skeleton Crew. @zakagan.bsky.social and Tresio are with me to discuss what are our expectations of the upcoming format. Join us at twitch.tv/sierkovitz
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
some men give women money to see their feet online. Me? I give women money to read their *ideas* online. Jenny Nicholson uploads a video and I Venmo her $5. I am an ally.
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I’m shlub-maxxing. I’m at a cafe wearing a sweater with multiple burrito stains, and I’ve already spilled my coffee twice
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I used wageworks to put $70 on my metro card and instead they mailed me a package with 7 new metro cards with $10 each
me with 7 metro cards griped like a poker hand or something
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Nicole at home @nicoledubin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Battling in the @shoebox.gg team sealed event with @zakagan.bsky.social and @dylmorg.bsky.social today!
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
what a disgusting deck, sinister even
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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
New Magic Numbers are out. And it's time for our eccentric, deck-centric set review. What are the builds for the supported color pairs and what are some spicy suggestions. This time we have @sampratt.bsky.social Adam DDVAP and @zakagan.bsky.social youtu.be/WZ3avd09XQM
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Magic Numbers #174: Lorwyn Eclipsed with the Skeleton Crew
YouTube video by Sierkovitz
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
trying to get my 6yo son to eat his peas: “there are starving plurbs on Pluribus”
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post:

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
will shortz thinks he’s so slick
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I invented a new magic format called dube, it’s like cube but whenever you cast an aggressive boros 1-drop against me you gotta fuckin hit this shit brudder
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It should be against the law to create frankensteins
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
finally they adapted my favorite m night shyamalan movie into a magic set, come hang twitch.tv/zakagan
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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Skeleton Crew is back for the Avatar: The Last Airbender. Join our deck-centric eccentric limited set review with @zakagan.bsky.social, @sampratt.bsky.social, Tresio Join us at twitch.tv/sierkovitz
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Benjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hey I put my being into a video documenting a piece of WoTC TCG history if you’re interested in that kind of thing
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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Magic Numbers are out there on YT and we have a Skeleton Crew situation. Me, Sam Pratt from Rough Drafts and Zach Kagan talk all about the upcoming set in our eccentric, deck-centric set review, where instead of looking at cards, we build full decks using simple rules. youtu.be/5kQmRM40I94 1/2
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Magic Numbers #164: Limited deck draft Skeletons with the Skeleton Crew
YouTube video by Sierkovitz
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
when I have to sign myself up at the open mic
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
yeah I’m froth maxxing
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hosting the last ever shows at comedy corner underground tonight & tomorrow. Let’s burn it down in the basement one last time 🔥
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I’m guessing since they’re designing for 3 year standard instead of 2 year alchemy they got a little concerned about the mana bases in the format, but yeah it’s not a very elegant solution
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Would you mid sharing your UW control midweek magic decklist?
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Sam got me into Magic! I always feel fortunate when he takes a break from academia to smack me around on the cardboard streets
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
guy who invented mozzarella pearls: man I love this cheese, if only it would roll off my toast and on to the floor whenever I try to take a bite of it
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
doing Duolingo at the Mexican restaurant as a power move, un movimiento de poder as they say
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Known associate @zakagan.bsky.social is doing a comedy show soon Heads up yall ccug.yapsody.com/event/index/...
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Saving the space whales by streaming the new mtg set over on twitch.tv/zakagan
Star Trek 4 with my dumb face on it
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
foot fetishist who believes in reincarnation in the hope of coming back as one of those fish at spas that gives pedicures
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Polycule of 3 named: Rock, paper, scissors
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
these are good
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
*mixing my hellmans mayonnaise with hot sauce* god forbid a white boy get soulful with it
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Anyone else see this version of Sinners?
it’s the poster for Sinners but I’ve photoshopped Simpsons characters like Principal Skinner, Agnes Skinner, Super Intendant Chalmers, etc and titled it “Skinners”
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
when I heard about what color the lotus is
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
me: excuse me waiter, I ordered my steak blue my steak: fuck you tiny dick motherfucker, I fucked your sister on her period and shat on her chest me: nvm it's perfect
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
now THIS is the kind of commander gameplay I can get behind
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phil @philjamesson.com · 22/02/2025
bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
showing Drizzt Do'Urden what dat ass do
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
the timmies have been activated
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
why were farmers like “we’ll take the worst cheese. The one that tastes like nothing and has weird texture? That one’s just for us”
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I love government efficiency! totally not a kickback!
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zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
yesterday I went to a story telling jam where the theme was heartbreak, and the winning story was about an asexual nonbinary whose platonic polycule gets broken up when two people start actually fucking
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