zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Urgent mutual aid request: this is your last weekend to see Digger in theaters and we only need $129 million in box office to break even 011 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Do NOT see Coyote vs. Acme in 4DX, I had to walk out after the fourth anvil fell on my head 071 7
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026starting my prompt to claude with “what’s up fucknut” 000 0
Reposted by zach kaganOdd @oddindeed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Cardboard for a Cause 2026 is just over 2 months away and we need donations to make this event successful. This year we are supporting OutFront Minnesota @outfrontmn.bsky.social & The Imaginative Realism Foundation (www.irfdn.org). Interested in donating? DM me to find out how to help. 1129 12
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m a nepo baby, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was Genghis Khan 030 3
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026my mom caught a mouse in one of those have-a-heart traps that’s like a lil cage, and now the mouse doesn’t want to leave. Basically we moved the mouse into a rent controlled studio apartment 110 1
Reposted by zach kaganSierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026New Magic Numbers are live and we'll talk Secrets of Strixhaven with a very skeleton Skeleton Crew. @zakagan.bsky.social and Tresio are with me to discuss what are our expectations of the upcoming format. Join us at twitch.tv/sierkovitz 0112 11
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026some men give women money to see their feet online. Me? I give women money to read their *ideas* online. Jenny Nicholson uploads a video and I Venmo her $5. I am an ally. 010 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I’m shlub-maxxing. I’m at a cafe wearing a sweater with multiple burrito stains, and I’ve already spilled my coffee twice 000 0
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I used wageworks to put $70 on my metro card and instead they mailed me a package with 7 new metro cards with $10 each 040 4
Reposted by zach kaganNicole at home @nicoledubin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Battling in the @shoebox.gg team sealed event with @zakagan.bsky.social and @dylmorg.bsky.social today! 1151 15
Reposted by zach kaganSierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026New Magic Numbers are out. And it's time for our eccentric, deck-centric set review. What are the builds for the supported color pairs and what are some spicy suggestions. This time we have @sampratt.bsky.social Adam DDVAP and @zakagan.bsky.social youtu.be/WZ3avd09XQMyoutu.beMagic Numbers #174: Lorwyn Eclipsed with the Skeleton CrewYouTube video by Sierkovitz 0122 12
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026trying to get my 6yo son to eat his peas: “there are starving plurbs on Pluribus” 020 2
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I invented a new magic format called dube, it’s like cube but whenever you cast an aggressive boros 1-drop against me you gotta fuckin hit this shit brudder 010 1
Reposted by zach kaganPosting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It should be against the law to create frankensteins 3609 60
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025finally they adapted my favorite m night shyamalan movie into a magic set, come hang twitch.tv/zakagan 000 0
Reposted by zach kaganSierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Skeleton Crew is back for the Avatar: The Last Airbender. Join our deck-centric eccentric limited set review with @zakagan.bsky.social, @sampratt.bsky.social, Tresio Join us at twitch.tv/sierkovitz 2122 12
Reposted by zach kaganBenjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Hey I put my being into a video documenting a piece of WoTC TCG history if you’re interested in that kind of thing 43818 38
Reposted by zach kaganSierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Magic Numbers are out there on YT and we have a Skeleton Crew situation. Me, Sam Pratt from Rough Drafts and Zach Kagan talk all about the upcoming set in our eccentric, deck-centric set review, where instead of looking at cards, we build full decks using simple rules. youtu.be/5kQmRM40I94 1/2youtu.beMagic Numbers #164: Limited deck draft Skeletons with the Skeleton CrewYouTube video by Sierkovitz 193 9
Reposted by zach kaganPosting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face 252421471 2.4K
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Hosting the last ever shows at comedy corner underground tonight & tomorrow. Let’s burn it down in the basement one last time 🔥 041 4
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I’m guessing since they’re designing for 3 year standard instead of 2 year alchemy they got a little concerned about the mana bases in the format, but yeah it’s not a very elegant solution 010 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Would you mid sharing your UW control midweek magic decklist? 100 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Sam got me into Magic! I always feel fortunate when he takes a break from academia to smack me around on the cardboard streets 020 2
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025guy who invented mozzarella pearls: man I love this cheese, if only it would roll off my toast and on to the floor whenever I try to take a bite of it 010 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025doing Duolingo at the Mexican restaurant as a power move, un movimiento de poder as they say 010 1
Reposted by zach kaganVorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Known associate @zakagan.bsky.social is doing a comedy show soon Heads up yall ccug.yapsody.com/event/index/... 072 7
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Saving the space whales by streaming the new mtg set over on twitch.tv/zakagan 020 2
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025foot fetishist who believes in reincarnation in the hope of coming back as one of those fish at spas that gives pedicures 010 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025*mixing my hellmans mayonnaise with hot sauce* god forbid a white boy get soulful with it 010 1
Reposted by zach kagansoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened? 72202494588 20.2K
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025me: excuse me waiter, I ordered my steak blue my steak: fuck you tiny dick motherfucker, I fucked your sister on her period and shat on her chest me: nvm it's perfect 010 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025now THIS is the kind of commander gameplay I can get behind 010 1
Reposted by zach kaganphil @philjamesson.com · 22/02/2025bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude 234141 341
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025why were farmers like “we’ll take the worst cheese. The one that tastes like nothing and has weird texture? That one’s just for us” 010 1
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I love government efficiency! totally not a kickback! 000 0
zach kagan @zakagan.bsky.social · 13/02/2025yesterday I went to a story telling jam where the theme was heartbreak, and the winning story was about an asexual nonbinary whose platonic polycule gets broken up when two people start actually fucking 100 1