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Zack Wagner

@zackwag.com
275 followers 721 following 987 posts

Software engineer, husband, father, fool

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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/09/2026
One day you are young and carefree then another day you find yourself saying things like “They really don’t make vocalists like Robert Palmer nowadays”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
It’s amazing how every day this reality gets dumber and dumber
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally a name for my son
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
Kraft American Singles taste pretty good when you don’t have someone in your ear telling you it’s not real cheese
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please. I am begging you. Read another book.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
amazing things are happening in ohio 614now.com/2026/food-dr...
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/08/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 28/07/2026
I’ve been struggling to articulate what bugs me about a lot of Nolan’s work and I think this pretty succinctly states it. He lacks a playfulness (IMO) that a major director should have (again IMO)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/07/2026
PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 21/07/2026
$105B for a manufactured war in Iran? Sorry kids, a bunch of losers need to prove their masculinity! Free healthcare or meals are not possible!
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 12/07/2026
You don’t *have* to say something about how bad Graham was, although it would be appreciated. Saying good things about him is insane. He dedicated the last 20 years of his life to a lust for money and power. Anyhow, I wish more center libs would just say no comment.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 12/07/2026
When I was a boy, the Cheers theme made me sad and Dream Weaver by Gary Wright scared me.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 15/06/2026
Is Alan Shemper supposed to be bad? I think he’s funny.
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LilyCowBelle | Cowgirl VTuber @lilycowbelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Don't pretend it's not true! Accept it, and let it flow freely!
Trans Rights Are Human Rights using the font from "The Amazing Digitial Circus"
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 29/05/2026
If you were famous for a short period of time in the 90s, you are MAGA (or at least MAHA).
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 11/08/2025
Only the genius brain of Mark Cuban could come up with, “Let me pay less in taxes.” Without Shark Tank to launder his image he’ll be MAGA within a year.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 19/05/2026
Chris Kattan!! No!!
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 29/06/2025
There’s only one sensible choice for the next James Bond, Richard Kind.
Richard Kind in a tuxedo
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 05/05/2026
I don’t get the appeal of this Anthony Bourdain movie. It seems incredibly cringe. I have my issues with Bourdain and his acceleration of “chef bro” culture but there is no way he would think this was cool.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/05/2026
I stopped at an outdoor record fair hoping to get a cheap copy of Boston’s self titled. I could only find a copy for $100. These vendors have lost their damn minds.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/05/2026
It’s fascinating to me that every administration thinks “solving” the Middle East will be easy, but improving the quality of life domestically is “too difficult.”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 27/04/2026
Nothing like sitting in a dealership service waiting room to make you reconsider all the choices in your life.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 17/04/2026
I think I’m just too hungry for a mid level studio comedy because “Focker In-Law” seems good to me
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 13/04/2026
Trump truly is an innovator. He has invented the Church of England
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 13/04/2026
Data getting emotions in Generations was so funny to me. I was cracking up watching it last night
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 07/04/2026
I made a Stefan Urquelle reference and my wife had no idea who that was. SMGDH
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/04/2026
Turning on the Twilight Zone and having it be a western episode is a special kind of disappointment.
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Boomer @boomerthemoose.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga
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🇺🇸🇲🇽 The Babe with the Power @babewiththepower.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This is your regular reminder that I (and many others) won't Follow people who don't/won't add image descriptions to anything they post and/or if they regularly repost others who don't do it. And may Block. Want to do it, but forgetful? Go to: Settings > Accessibility > 👇🏼
Bluesky Setting in Accessibility where the setting is set with a checkmark that says, Require alt text before posting.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/03/2026
Who’s your favorite character in the Cheers opening credits? Probably the guy holding the newspaper that says “WE WIN!” for me
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 16/03/2026
Oscars needs more unhinged shit like just letting Streisand riff.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/03/2026
I’m ready to Lib out. When Bono says he “loves more than hate loves war.” It’s like, hell yeah, let’s pretend it’s 2009 and we’ll put it in chewing gum commercial.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/03/2026
When I was a kid, the video for Human Behavior gave me nightmares. I was afraid of Björk.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 28/02/2026
The best way to support veterans is to not create more of them. End senseless wars.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 28/02/2026
Laughter in the Rain is a classic and Sedaka’s version is good. But Lea Roberts’ is better IMO. youtu.be/6xqYZTrphLY?...
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Lea Roberts - Laughter in the Rain
YouTube video by Tootaki
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 23/02/2026
Savesies is not real and it's not about anything other than giving people with a mental illness an excuse to harass others.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 14/02/2026
I don’t know why the doctor didn’t prescribe Pagliacci some Family Guy compilations on YouTube. Those always get me to laugh.
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/01/2026
Hakeem Jeffries do not text me.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 25/01/2026
FUCK ICE
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 25/01/2026
I can’t imagine seeing all this violence and thinking ICE just needs more training to do their job. The violence is their job!
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/01/2026
You learned about AI from ChatGPT. I learned about AI in commercials with Common. We are not the same.
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Kdawg @kdawg.com · 11/01/2026
What I've learned over the last 10 years of Trump is no one on the right actually "believes" anything. It's all performative to just gain power/control. That's why it's silly to debate them or take anything they say as good faith. It's all a facade.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 08/01/2026
Investigating leftists: We will do a fiber analysis and see where these clothes were bought and subpoena if we have to: Investigating Fascists: That sounds hard!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/01/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
you never hear people talk about cultural marxism ever since it became woke
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 31/12/2025
I got a loaded nacho baked potato for dinner. Fuck, it was so good.
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