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Zack Wagner

@zackwag.com
275 followers 721 following 987 posts

Software engineer, husband, father, fool

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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 26/09/2026
Wake up babe, Ken Jennings just made a new Mandela Effect.
THE ODDEST COUPLE EVER UNLEASHED!
Detective Scott Turner has three days left in the local police department befors he moves to a bigger city to get some 'real' cases-not just misdemeanors. When Amos Reed is murdered, Scott sets himself on the case, but the closest thing to a witness to the murder is Reed's dog, Hooch, which Scott has to take care of-to avoid Hooch beingạput to sleep'.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/08/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 05/05/2026
Wearing this to the premiere so I everyone knows I like chef culture.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/12/2025
I feel like I’ve reached the age where I’m too old and boring for the algorithm
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 20/11/2025
Trump saying “I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time,” on the night it was announced RBG was dead.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 04/11/2025
Islamaphobes after Trump endorses Cuomo
David Mitchell in Nazi regalia saying "Are we the baddies?"
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 09/10/2025
Lampwick from The Simpsons saying "Long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else."
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/10/2025
A guy sadly saying "yea." It's quiet resignation to horror.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 20/09/2025
An email saying my Disney+ account is cancelled
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Brokedown Palace on Rotten Tomatoes with a 31% critic score and 66% audience score
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 15/09/2025
First page of entities for my UPS in Home AssistantSecond page of entities for my UPS in Home Assistant
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 13/09/2025
We just put down our family dog, Frida. She lived with us for 14 years and by our estimate was 16. She was great friend and protector to my kids. Everyone should know the love of a good dog.
Frida the beagle, sitting on the couch eating a burger.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 10/09/2025
A lecherous old man with a shirt that says "Google boobs. Trust me."
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 30/08/2025
Prove me wrong kids
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 24/08/2025
Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale in Brokedown Palace (1999)
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 08/07/2025
Still from The Simpsons with Rainier Wolfcastle as a nerd in front of lockers with two smaller boys bullying him.

The caption is “The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 29/06/2025
There’s only one sensible choice for the next James Bond, Richard Kind.
Richard Kind in a tuxedo
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 26/06/2025
Yeah. Liam Neeson is so damn cool. It’s the Hollywood cabal out to humiliate him in exchange for wealth.
A bunch of pictures with Liam Neeson pissing his pants. He’s a mess.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 19/06/2025
I made the mistake of watching this one. Yours is better.
One sheet for “The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 19/06/2025
This MF out here listening to Timmy Trumpet
A list of Apple Music artists and “Timmy Trumpet” shows up multiple times and the Reddit user wants to know if this is a bug.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 15/06/2025
Happy Father’s Day
Image of a man holding a paper with the headline “Coogan is a cunt says dad” to Steve Coogan. This picture is from the movie, The Trip
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 25/05/2025
MRW I’ve watched all the Mission: Impossible movies before Final Reckoning.
 WELL, TOM, YOU ARE AN
 ODD FELLOW BUT I MUST
 SAY, YOU MAKE A GOOD
 ACTION THRILLER.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 22/05/2025
A meme where it says Tainted Love / Where Did Our Love Go? Split 12” is better than the 7” of the individual songs. In a humorous turn it says Sex Dwarf is better than all of them.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 12/05/2025
Kirk in Star Trek 3 be like
Lyrics from Teena Marie that say:

 Because, you see,
 sometimes the needs
 of the one
 Outweigh the needs
 of the many
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 07/05/2025
Drawing of a fat, bald man wearing glasses with a thought bubble that says “Oh man… he’s just like me!”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 29/04/2025
Rambo 3 is up there.
THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS
OF AFGHANISTAN
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 27/04/2025
District 9 sucked
Picture of Norman Rockwell’s painting: The Freedom Speech
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 21/04/2025
I think I found Brandon Boyd’s car. #DriveVideo #DeepPull
A car with a fake vanity plate that says “Foxy Grandma”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/04/2025
Mike Love realizing his name is Love.
I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It's simply too good.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/04/2025
Last four movies in Letterboxd: The Day the Earth Blew Up, Black Bag, Mickey 17 and A Minecraft Movie
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/04/2025
Weak Democrats when faced with an obvious moral challenge.
Admiral Ackbar saying “It’s a trap!” in Return of the Jedi
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/04/2025
Peter Griffin in a straight jacket screaming with the ctrl-alt-del “Loss” comic in the background
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 09/04/2025
I tried to get it to have him crying while soiling his pants. It told me it could only do something lighthearted. It let me generate this image, though.
AI slop of Elon Musk crying while his rocket crashes
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 26/03/2025
Guys will live like this and see no issue
Gene Hackman in The Conversation playing a saxophone in a stripped apartment
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/03/2025
Time is a flat circle
Picture of Abercrombie & Fitch store opening soon in the Rittenhouse Square neighborhood of Philadelphia
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 07/03/2025
Pics to prove. I lived there in 2007.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/03/2025
New Turntable
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/03/2025
Best Beagle
A beagle laying under a blanket with her tongue on her snout
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 01/03/2025
What more can you say
DONALD TRUMP & ELON MUSK ARE DIRTY FASCISTS.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 14/02/2025
Norm MacDonald saying “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 11/02/2025
Big Delta Airlines Anti-Union Ad Vibes
UNION DUES COST AROUND $700 A YEAR.

A NEW VIDEO GAME SYSTEM WITH THE LATEST HITS SOUNDS LIKE FUN. PUT YOUR MONEY TOWARDS THAT INSTEAD OF PAYING DUES TO THE UNION.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 10/02/2025
MRW: Tom Brady says anything as a commentator
Beavis and Butthead sitting on a curb and Butthead says “Can you like shut up?”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 09/02/2025
Onion article headline, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made. Great Point”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/02/2025
I put a green lightbulb in my porch light. #GoBirds
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/02/2025
Tweet from Zack Fox that says “This is how photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family,” with a stock photo of a man, girl and woman all riding on a jet ski together smiling.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 20/01/2025
👑
Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms folded while surrounded by standing people who are clapping. They are listening to Donald Trump inaugural address.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 14/01/2025
Troy McClure saying “Christmas Ape” and “Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 13/11/2024
MFW I think about Shamalayan making another flawed movie that I like.
Josh Hartnet grinning at the end of Trap (2024)
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 10/11/2024
This is basically why Trump won
The Dril candle meme
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