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Zack Wagner

@zackwag.com
275 followers 721 following 987 posts

Software engineer, husband, father, fool

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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 30/09/2026
They are turning it down because they are rich off their DOGE refund, tariff refund, lack of taxes on tips and the fact that they no longer need to pay income tax. /s
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 26/09/2026
Wake up babe, Ken Jennings just made a new Mandela Effect.
THE ODDEST COUPLE EVER UNLEASHED!
Detective Scott Turner has three days left in the local police department befors he moves to a bigger city to get some 'real' cases-not just misdemeanors. When Amos Reed is murdered, Scott sets himself on the case, but the closest thing to a witness to the murder is Reed's dog, Hooch, which Scott has to take care of-to avoid Hooch beingạput to sleep'.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/09/2026
One day you are young and carefree then another day you find yourself saying things like “They really don’t make vocalists like Robert Palmer nowadays”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
Weird Test is my favorite Radiohead
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
It’s amazing how every day this reality gets dumber and dumber
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally a name for my son
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/09/2026
Kraft American Singles taste pretty good when you don’t have someone in your ear telling you it’s not real cheese
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 31/08/2026
Up until like 12 years ago the only time I heard about cuckolding was like from Chaucer or Shakespeare. Now, it seems like there is an internet contingent that only talks about it.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please. I am begging you. Read another book.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
amazing things are happening in ohio 614now.com/2026/food-dr...
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/08/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/08/2026
The major lesson of the Vietnam War is that no amount of technology can make a battle for capital equal a battle for survival. It’s been almost 60 years and the Pentagon has still not learned
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/08/2026
They’ve tried mogging, they’ve tried toughguymaxxing and they’re all out of ideas!
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 31/07/2026
I often think about how everyone who took out a fraudulent PPP loan just got free money
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 28/07/2026
I’ve been struggling to articulate what bugs me about a lot of Nolan’s work and I think this pretty succinctly states it. He lacks a playfulness (IMO) that a major director should have (again IMO)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/07/2026
PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 21/07/2026
$105B for a manufactured war in Iran? Sorry kids, a bunch of losers need to prove their masculinity! Free healthcare or meals are not possible!
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/07/2026
Gambling is the dumbest vice. At least with drugs and alcohol you can feel good occasionally
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/07/2026
Difference between born into and converting to Catholicism
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 18/07/2026
Yeah. Everyone who wants the government “run by a businessman” have clearly never worked under one.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 17/07/2026
You got robbed by a teen from 1996
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 13/07/2026
Grok is this real
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 12/07/2026
You don’t *have* to say something about how bad Graham was, although it would be appreciated. Saying good things about him is insane. He dedicated the last 20 years of his life to a lust for money and power. Anyhow, I wish more center libs would just say no comment.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 12/07/2026
When I was a boy, the Cheers theme made me sad and Dream Weaver by Gary Wright scared me.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 24/06/2026
The saying apparently only applies to voting for people who are fucking terrible.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 20/06/2026
I find it interesting that the official Republican position is, “I wouldn’t have to be racist if you hadn’t elected the Black guy a second time.”
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 15/06/2026
Is Alan Shemper supposed to be bad? I think he’s funny.
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LilyCowBelle | Cowgirl VTuber @lilycowbelle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Don't pretend it's not true! Accept it, and let it flow freely!
Trans Rights Are Human Rights using the font from "The Amazing Digitial Circus"
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 06/06/2026
A large part of why Boomers suck is that all the interesting or subversive ones died of drugs or HIV/AIDS
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 03/06/2026
It’s kind of an example how everything is these days. “Trump won’t let us ask questions at these events!” “Then don’t go.” “But then he’d be able to say stuff without people asking questions” “…”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 29/05/2026
If you were famous for a short period of time in the 90s, you are MAGA (or at least MAHA).
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 11/08/2025
Only the genius brain of Mark Cuban could come up with, “Let me pay less in taxes.” Without Shark Tank to launder his image he’ll be MAGA within a year.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 19/05/2026
Chris Kattan!! No!!
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 17/05/2026
Eric Schmidt would like it to be 2004 again either through magic or science.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 17/05/2026
Is this a hotel room?
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 17/05/2026
Probably Super Mario Bros. or The Lost World or Godzilla. Seeing each one of those in the theater I was like, “well it’s not good…”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 29/06/2025
There’s only one sensible choice for the next James Bond, Richard Kind.
Richard Kind in a tuxedo
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 13/05/2026
Is this Make it Make Sense thing just like Millenial Cringe but for right wingers?
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 05/05/2026
I can’t believe how many people are losing their minds over a Television and Spoon needle drop. No one is immune to jangling keys cinema I guess.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 05/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie says my man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says my man
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 05/05/2026
Wearing this to the premiere so I everyone knows I like chef culture.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 05/05/2026
I don’t get the appeal of this Anthony Bourdain movie. It seems incredibly cringe. I have my issues with Bourdain and his acceleration of “chef bro” culture but there is no way he would think this was cool.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/05/2026
I got Springsteen’s 75-85 Live Box for $25 which feels a least a little sane.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/05/2026
I stopped at an outdoor record fair hoping to get a cheap copy of Boston’s self titled. I could only find a copy for $100. These vendors have lost their damn minds.
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 02/05/2026
It’s fascinating to me that every administration thinks “solving” the Middle East will be easy, but improving the quality of life domestically is “too difficult.”
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Zack Wagner @zackwag.com · 30/04/2026
Watching a Jackass movie in theaters 20 years after the first one in theaters was magical.
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