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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/10/2026
This is outrageous, despotic shit and everyone who played a role in it should lose their place in polite society. Show us the warrant. Who asked for it? What did they claim? Have there been grand jury proceedings? Who was in charge? And what judge, if any, signed off on the search warrant?
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s real
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Common ottumwa w
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sv is such a stupid place man
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
I hate when someone uses Chowderhead as an insult. Even if they ultimately failed to advance their goals, the Boston Chowderplant Worker's Movement of 1887-1891 was a significant if largely forgotten milestone in New England labor history
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Chris Schutte @chrisschutte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 06/10/2026
lol this letter to the editor of the columbus dispatch- opposing amy acton so that "all Ohio business and families will be much safer" -was apparently penned by a pedophile www.dispatch.com/story/opinio...
We can't let Amy Acton ruin Ohio again | Letters
Letters to the editor
Oct. 6, 2026, 4:57 a.m. ET
Acton could ruin Ohio again
Re Letter to the editor "Ramaswamy is bad for Ohio's health," Sept. 25: Dr. Lydia Hanson thinks Vivek Ramaswamy would be bad for Ohio kids and families who fear the loss of Ohio Medicaid.
Well, I feel Dr. Amy Acton is extremely dangerous to Ohio.
She had an active role in shutting down Ohio during COVID-19, ruining many small mom-and-pop businesses who couldn't pay out to follow the rules of the pandemic.
Acton convinced the governor to shut down everything.
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That's the real threat to Ohio and if Acton gets to be the governor, then Ohio will be really in danger of being ruined again. She cannot be the next governor for the good welfare of all Ohio business and families will be much safer without Dr Acton.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've really been enjoying this one
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matt Campbell thought back to back games against big ten west teams would be sweet?
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 02/10/2026
It's October.
IASIP screencaps: Dennis and Mac setting up Charlie's online dating profile.

DENNIS: Alright, what are some of your likes?
CHARLIE: Ghouls.
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Tony Romo being administered a field sobriety test* OFC: Are you able to name one of your co-workers? Tony: Oh I don't know, Jim?
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck off man
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmao
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm going to rip off what I saw elsewhere: "This is slop. Your favorite team has 20 transfers in/out every year. USC-Rutgers and Clemson-Cal are both conference games. Playoff teams with 3 losses. TV broadcast is 70% gambling ads. College Gameday has Pat McAfee interviewing Ted Cruz. It's over."
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Chris Schutte @chrisschutte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros are Doing Cans again
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@byctom.bsky.social there’s 2 nines now?
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David Evans @dkevans2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Vikings are trading JJ McCarthy to New York but Nine continues to haunt the Minnesota stadium. Late at night, from the roof of the stadium you hear Nine shredding on his electric guitar. "You let Nine into the building. Now this is Nine's home," Nine said before throwing an interception.
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake maye linsanity run is over?
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome to the league moment for Kyle wittingham
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Shehan Jeyarajah @shehanjeyarajah.com · 27/09/2026
He’s running
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yup #yup
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Lord Humungus, the beefy hockey mask, iron neck shield wearing villain from The Road Warrior in a microphone in front of his band of fetishwear bandits
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lmao salute
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Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PEYTON: Not a throw you want to make with that kinda safety look. Alright Eli, why don’t you introduce our next guess. ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner. PEYTON: Wait— CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996— PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah you gotta feel bad for lane kiffin. Just kidding
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
garfield when jon gets on his nerves on a monday:
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alright man relax
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Politics is all about trade offs. For example it’s worth it to have $5 a gallon gas and 7% apr mortgages because we got yellow Wendy’s back
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah why not
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Feel like between yesterday's Wired story and the Arch Manning thing, we need some sort of massive social intervention in young men. Just absolutely hopeless stuff.
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formerly ross @craftyconsumer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
these are the men espn is shooting for with mcafee. in fact mcafee is one of these men
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Zack @zack-account.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Games on
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
JJ McCarthy reporting to training camp with eyepatch, explaining his new persona "Punished Nine"
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
JJ McCarthy's Mom: now JJ remember what i said about turning into "Nine" at your sister's wedding.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
JJ McCarthy will not speak to the media after the game, he is stuck in "Nine Mode" and his teammates are hosing him down, trying to get him back in McCarthy mode. No you can't talk to Nine, all he can say are Duke Nukem quotes.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
J.J. McCarthy has reportedly escaped from the Nine Containment Facility. Nine is on the loose in the Denver area and officials believe he may be on his way to "defile the airport horse"
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a grizzled tracker arriving at the jj mccarthy house seeing a ransacked refrigerator and cleat marks on the floor: "nine was here"
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
football cat 🏈
White mug with elegant handle featuring a Kliban cat who has, presumably, pounced on a football roughly his own size.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
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