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Zach Shelton

@zachshelton.bsky.social
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Self-taught JavaScript developer, North Carolina transplant and just a normal, regular type dude that isn’t giving Elon any money

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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 15h
Terrible pick by Arch but Sark played for a 50+ field goal once they crossed midfield the drive before and he insists upon shit like that
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever.
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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Nick Lutsko's "I Wanna Be at the RNC", it says more about you than the author of the Infowars theme song. People who make this claim expose a deeper issue in their psyche, allowing them to lie to themselves and the public to prove they are not woke rolling stones.
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💀Texas Chainsaw MADSacre👻 @mads.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Playing Durant 40 minutes on Tuesday was unconscionable and should put Ime on the chopping block
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I sing it to myself often
(To the tune of "Losing My Religion") That's me in the corner, That's me in a cock fight, losing to a pigeon
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You can be many things as long as you’re not the sports fan wagging your finger at opposing players. Never be that
Total herb wagging his finger at a Tennessee player after a technical foul
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would prefer a heartfelt acceptance speech over an overwrought presenter bit ten times out of ten
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
wanna start your grill like it’s an sr-71
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/11/2025
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"I'll see you in Hell!" —Han Solo www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Harrison Ford on Trump: "It scares the shit out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy. [Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Nice of Texas to give Sark a preview of what coaching the Titans will be like
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Ayyyyy
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
All three Lord of the Rings belong here so I copped out. Friday Night Zach would’ve crammed The Raid in here at all costs
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Haliburton got the overrated label and responded with an all-time clutch playoff run to G7 of the finals. Absolutely gutting
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
At least it's smart enough to know to flee the scene
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But they're actually both my enemy so I guess they're both my friend. I guess we're all friends. God I hate them
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Steven Adams has broken this series over his knee
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Steph Curry every time he sees Toyota Center
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Democrats @democrats.org · 02/04/2025
loser
Elon Musk wearing a cheesehead hat and a jacket with his name on it, standing in front of a red and white background.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 28/03/2025
And behold, on March 28th of 2025, a thousand memes were born.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
CLANG
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
New week same distractions it’s TikTok thread time
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“…we didn’t evolve to be able to absorb this much info. It makes you devalue the work you can do in your community.” www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
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You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism
Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.
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Ellen L. Weintraub @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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sreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
god what I would give to be able to listen to Zach Lowe rant about the Luka trade after he drinks exactly one beer
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In the faaaaaaaaaace
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It's time to do the work or step aside @schumer.senate.gov www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/u...
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Schumer Is Pushed by Democratic Governors to Fight Harder Against Trump
On a call with Senator Chuck Schumer, the minority leader, six Democratic governors pushed him to slow down the confirmation of President Trump’s nominees and to do more to block his agenda.
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Sawyer Hackett @sawyerhackett.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Here are some important facts: - Last week, Trump gutted the Aviation Safety Committee - He has no FAA administrator because Elon Musk forced him to resign - He fired the head of TSA - He fired the head of the Coast Guard - He hired a compulsive drunk as Defense Secretary
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 28/01/2025
The world has changed before and, when it did, it wasn’t because a president, a prime minister, a CEO or a celebrity decided it had to. It began when ordinary people – people of no particular power, wealth, or fame – decided that the world could and should be different.
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In the Face of Climate Change, We Must Act So That We Can Feel Hopeful—Not the Other Way Around
Some of the impacts of climate change are already here today. But the worst can still be avoided. Our future is in our hands.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.
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From the fednews community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the fednews community
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
After Trump ordered the US to withdraw from the Paris Climate Agreement, Bloomberg Philanthropies and other U.S. climate funders announced that they will “ensure the United States meets its global climate obligations.” www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Bloomberg philanthropy to cover U.S. climate dues after Paris withdrawal
Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's philanthropy and other U.S. funders said on Thursday they will cover U.S. financial obligations to the UN climate framework after President Donald Trump called for the U.S. to withdraw - for a second time - from the Paris climate agreement.
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Wynter @wynter.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
New piece about the way we talk about the climate as if it's the weather, and why we need to transform our discussions. This wasn't something that happened. And we need to make sure we never talk about it that way again.
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They Did This to Us
Homes are burning. Lives are destroyed. This isn't the weather. And it didn't just happen. It was done by people and it was done on purpose.
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Tell us more sage of the Metaverse
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 10/01/2025
No, the world has not breached the 1.5C global warming target. It’s a climate target - which means it’s an average that must be sustained over at least a decade. We currently sit at 1.2 C. Which is already very bad. The science is clear: every bit of warming matters, every action matters.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
For history’s sake, record of a late stage capitalism life arc
Keith Wasserman v @Keith _Wasserman
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The Cybertruck is one badass machine.
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Property taxes too please
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Your Automobile Insurance is up 73% — VOTE FOR TRUMP, I'LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF!
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Make money in tech, preserve wealth in real estate.
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Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you.
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Woody Johnson named his son Brick two years after Anchorman came out and Woody Johnson definitely watched Anchorman
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/12/2024
Chris Murphy: "I read the headlines about the Liz Cheney criminal referral and almost every single one of them in mainstream media played this straight as if it was a normal function of legislative power, instead of telling the truth, which is that this is made up out of thin air."
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All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“It just feels like a moment of genuine madness,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on 74-year-old Rep. Gerry Connolly beating out AOC for the top spot on the Oversight Committee.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
we love to see it @edsbs.bsky.social
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Colin @yesitscolin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Editor: You write that story about the brussels sprouts? Writer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
A Guardian story with the headline “Brussels sprouts will be 25% bigger this year, and may be sexier too”
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Zach Shelton @zachshelton.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Everything about this Pelosi-AOC-Connolly thing sucks. On the heels of their biggest possible failure, Dem leadership has learned exactly jack shit
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What’s happening in NC should be much bigger scandal: gerrymandered GOP legislature stripping power from Dem gov & AG in lame-duck session while Rs trying to throw out 60k votes to overturn Dem victory in state Supreme Court race www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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A North Carolina judge won two recounts. Republicans are still trying to overturn her election.
"This is a non-violent version of January 6th."
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